OTH - My Side of the Hill

Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them ep3.17 orig airdate 3/29/06

2006-04-02T11:12:00.000-07:00

Talk about lack of updates??? We have had a couple of really fucking great episodes and I didn't even post a single thing at this blog. Season 3 has bee the best yet! Nathan and Haley have been friggin' awesome. I can't wait until May to find out if they get a season 4. I am dying to know!!!

In the meantime, I will just say that everyone else in the free world has been keeping up on OTH so I am going to post Jackie's review of the last episode. (I'm totally stealing it from her LJ... but she loves me so its ok.)

Her Review:
EEEEK brand new OTH last night and I LOVED it. Sure there were some things worthy of a few eye rolls but NH/JLs were so amazing that I have absolutely no qualms about it and cannot complain at all. Mark still writes the best emotional episodes. The episode was just so sad and depressing...yet there was light at the end of the tunnel.

Ok so lets see first I FLOVED the black screen with the "stages of grief" so true and so good.Lucas: Its not often that I feel sorry for him LOL but my heart was literally breaking for him last night. I felt so awful for him and when Karen said what she did...wow I wanted to give him a hug (and I never want to do that normally). And I was so proud of him at the end for doing what Keith would have wanted.

Karen: I was shoked yes because it was such an anti-Karen thing to say but I totally get that she was in her own grief and upset at the idea that she could have lost Lucas too and she was just lashing out. She's obviously having a lot of trouble with this which is understandable.Moira and Chad did an awesome job. Yes Chad too, I give credit where its due. But then again I thought the whole cast did an awesome job!

The RC boys including Junk! Loved seeing them and loved the Skillz/Lucas scene....totally realistic that his friends would be there for him.

Dan: He's being haunted. Good. Let the guilt eat him alive. When he finds out it was Deb who tried to kill him....ha, its gonna be so good to see the look on his face. Enjoyed how the episode started, "whyd you kill him?...he was weak" no Dan....*you* are the weak one.

Mouth: Totally in character for him to stand up for Jimmy. and I liked his scene with Rachel because it seemed honest on both parts. I like that Rachel has layers, and she's only used here and there, so she doesnt bother me too much as a secondary character.

Brooke: I liked that she tried to be there for Lucas and BH are totally awesome and I even enjoyed the BL "rescuing" scene.....but then she goes to Peyton and gets all insecure again. You know its not that she doesnt have a reason to be but get a grip woman! Everytime Lucas is near Peyton she starts saying Lucas likes Peyton...Lucas will tire of that eventually. But then again I see trouble brewing. Brooke doesnt know about the kiss and she will view that as betrayal most likely. Should be an interesting situation with the living thing.

Peyton: First Lucas makes fun of Brooke's letters and now of Peyton's dying confession....you know he's kind of a jerk LOL but he was just kidding around. I enjoyed the LP scene...they tried to play it off as just some friendly talk and I believe Lucas loves Brooke but I think Peyton may have some lingering feelings for Lucas....she kept saying "lucas loves YOU" like she was trying to convince herself that he didnt love her. I dont know I just see trouble coming. And I know everyone hates the triangles but come on every show has one even DC it was DJP....but as a viewer who doesnt mind BL OR LP I enjoy the ride =D

Whitey: He's just the man. I knew he'd have something great to say and he did. Barry rocked it totally. He always does though.Loved how at the beginning there was now metal detectors and all that...very realistic...and Lucas "letting it out" as the principal was saying also very in character for him

Things I'll choose to ignore:Party in the school? Sure....Brooke and Rachel couldnt clean up their own mess they had to leave it to Whitey? come onBrooke turned the cloth into a bedspread in a couple of hours? I dont know if I can believe thatPeyton made out with Pete? Anyone who knows me knows I never diss this show...but that was pretty lame hahahaha at least he's showing up in another episode so its not like this one-time random moment but its still totally weird and out of the blue that Pete knew where she lived and all that and just...yeah...whatever LOL!

So overall a very sad and heartbreaking episode, with fantastic music!But ok NH/JLs totally stole the show AGAIN. I wont even talk about the neck kissage. Being able to hear the smacking of the lips on the skin...mmmm..yeah The slow dance...haha they were barely moving...but the height difference is too too too adorable for words....and I totally got Haley she was almost feeling guilty for being happy with her husband when the world around them was so sad but its like Nathan told her...its never too soon. We have one life to make ourselves happy on earth and you dont know whats going to happen tomorrow. Are they sad about Keith/Jimmy? Sure. But why waste time dwelling on it? They cant do anything about it now besides living their life to the fullest and I say more power to them.

The Nathan/Haley/Lucas scene. Thumbs up for the younger Scott generation. They wont make the mistakes their parents did. Lucas and Nathan are better than Dan. Nathan isnt wasting time with Haley the way Keith sort of did with Karen. Dan couldnt or wouldnt change for Karen, but NH are getting it right. And just yeah I loved that they were both there for him. And I liked that they came full circle with the predictions. I wonder if we'll get to hear what Nathan's was?He made it rain for her! Heeee. They are awesome beyond words. I already knew about the football scene but yeah. Poor James watch him be all nasal next episode LOL the boy gets sick easily but aww I loved them being all tangled up in each other and Nathan telling her plain and simple she made him happy. I loved Haley saying "how is it possible to be this in love?" its so true. They are so beyond gone for each other that they just make you want to go find your other half as well (not that I didnt already but they make you believe it *is* possible). And they deserve this kind of happiness after everything they've been through. Its like Nathan said, it wont be easy and itll be confusing but all that matters is their love. Nothing else matters.And um yeah Joy sprawled on top of James is uber hot. James' legs were wide open LMAO and Joy kept one leg in the air, I dont know if it was intentional, but it reminded me of like the old times when ladies lifted one foot off the floor when they were kissed? Sort of like that."I want to be your husband again" :sigh: That bedroom scene was by far my favorite. So many little JLs touches, they are just LOVE. I loved how they said "mmm" at practically every kiss and how James kisses her twice after he says the husband thing....heee he totally went in for seconds. Haley's so right about the charming thing, cocky Nathan always rocks, and the little accent flare Joy did with "Lord help me.." oh I could just go on and on about that scene so let me shutup. I'll probably make one post just about that scene later. But yeah can we talk about the fact that nobody was kidding about James being in the gym all the time cuz um yeah SIX-PAC and its like clearly defined....there's one rigid line between his pecks and yeah just...WOW....he's all muscle. Lord have mercy.

So yeah I think that covers it. All around great episode and I'll ignore the little "that would never happen" thingys because they are so minor in comparison to how great the episode was. And how great NH/JLs were. Mark totally wrote another winner. He never dissapoints me.WB--> back to the crack I see...couldnt put in the "marry me again" in the promo but put the clip in making all the 13year olds think BL are getting married :rolleyes: Its not like they havent shown the NH proposal before so I dont understand why it was left out. I noticed they put in the NH kiss from 309.....;) hehehehhe Its safe to say Im ready for it to be next Wednesday like now. Totally excited. Season3 is plain awesome.

One Tree Hill Fans with Benefit

2006-01-30T21:02:00.000-08:00

This post is from Becky at Fanforum:

ANNOUNCEMENT“One Tree Hill Fans With Benefit” Fundraising ProjectInitial Planning Committee – Volunteers NeededHi everyone, For those who don’t know me, my name is Becky and I will be coordinating our project to raise money for the National Breast Cancer Foundation (NBCF). It is our hope that this project, along with our planned letter writing campaign and street team efforts, will keep our favorite show on the air next season and for many seasons to come. In addition to saving our show, this fundraising campaign also gives us the opportunity to really make a difference and support a cause that affects all of our lives. Chances are you know someone who has been diagnosed with breast cancer. If not, odds are that you will at some point in the future. Current statistics show that 1 out of 7 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer during their lifetime. In fact a woman is diagnosed with breast cancer every 2 minutes. (source: www.nationalbreastcancer.org) These are alarming statistics and I think we can all agree that if we have the opportunity to improve these odds even a fraction through our fundraising campaign, our efforts and sacrifice will be worth it. Our campaign will mirror the show's own efforts to raise awareness and money for this cause with the release of the 2nd One Tree Hill Soundtrack, "Friends with Benefit" on February 7th. This date is right around the corner and we want to launch our own project as close to this day as possible, so its time to start the first phase of this campaign, which is the formation of a planning committee.I realize that we're all eager to help with this cause and I guarantee that everyone who wants to help will get a chance in some capacity before all is said and done, BUT I want you to ask yourself a few questions before submitting your name for consideration as a volunteer for the initial planning committee.
Do I truly have time to commit to this project? I know that most of us are either full-time students, full-time mom's or full-time employees and, as a result, our lives are busy. While being a part of this committee isn't a long-term commitment, it may require a fair amount of time in the short term. Once I get the necessary information from the NBCF to get started, we will roll on this project and roll quickly. So please only volunteer for the initial planning committee if you are able to truly commit your time to it.
Am I a team player? I will be the main point of contact with our representative from the NBCF, but this is a team effort. We will be sharing and discussing ideas throughout this process and making decisions as a team or, in some cases, as a sub-committee of the team. At times, we will bring choices to the board for all to vote on. In this effort, we are not NH shippers, BL shippers or LP shippers. We are not FanForum posters, WB posters, Fanbolt posters or OTH911 posters…we are One Tree Hill fans working together towards a common goal…to get our favorite show renewed and to show our support for the very worthy cause of breast cancer research. Anyone who volunteers for this project should have an open mind and be willing and able to compromise when necessary. That is the only way that we will accomplish our tasks and be successful in this endeavor.
What value can I bring to the initial planning committee? Let me state this first and foremost: Each and every OTH fan is an important member of our team effort to raise awareness and money for this cause, but for this initial planning committee we will most likely need volunteers with specific skill sets. Until I speak to the representative at the NBCF, I won't know specifically what they can do for us versus what we will need to set up on our own behalf, but my initial thoughts are that we will need volunteers on our planning team with at least one of the following skills/backgrounds:
o Web design/web publishing expertise - Please forward a link to your website when you send your PM or email.o Fundraising experience - at all levels. Perhaps you helped to organize a fundraiser for your high school class or college sorority. Maybe you work for a non-profit organization. If so, we would welcome your expertise on the committee. o Communications or Marketing background. We'll want to get the word out to media outlets at some point…online, print, broadcast…let's think big here. Anyone with experience writing press releases, for example, would be a great asset to the team. Anyone studying marketing or communications or who has experience working in these fields or in the entertainment industry would be a welcome addition to the team. If you don't have these backgrounds but have excellent written communication skills, please consider volunteering for this effort.o Familiarity with MySpace group building and management.o Experience setting up and/or managing online auctions/sales at Ebay If you don’t have any of the skills listed above, but feel that you have expertise in another area that would be valuable to our effort, please contact me with that information. The list above is only a starting point. I encourage everyone who truly has a desire to be a part of this planning committee to volunteer, but when you do, please be prepared to tell me what you will be bringing to the table. And remember that this committee is only phase 1 of our project. The most important part of this effort…getting the word out to your friends, family, schools and community…is the key to our success and that’s where we’ll need EVERYONE’S help.Finally, whether or not you're part of the official planning committee, we are always in need of ideas on how to raise awareness for our cause. I've already received some great ideas from fans, and since we want to raise as much money and garner as much attention as possible, I hope that all of you will contribute any ideas you have as well. No idea is "stupid" or unimportant. While I can't promise that we will use all of the suggestions we receive, I will promise that all will be reviewed and considered equally. You can PM or email me at the addresses below with any idea or question you have related to this project. We know that the fans of One Tree Hill are a talented, passionate and giving community. Now, lets work together for this great cause so that the CW network and the rest of the world knows it too!For those who decide to volunteer, I look forward to receiving your emails or PM’s soon.Thanks,Becky Email: othfanswithbenefit@hotmail.comFanForum PM: cmba310P.S. To all website owners and moderators of OTH related boards…please post this announcement on your site so that everyone is aware of our call for volunteers. Thank you.

Fans with Benefit

2006-01-27T18:46:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone... More info is posted at FanForum. Go there to get the latest about the Save OTH campaign.

I am heading up the Dallas Street Team and I believe D1 and Ally are working on the Philly Team for the mall tour stops. Contact us if you live in the area(s) and want to help help help.

Network Merger

2006-01-24T20:59:00.000-08:00

Posted by OTHWeb/Cortni at Fanforum:
ONE TREE HILL NEEDS OUR HELPI'm sure you have all heard the buzz today about the WB and UPN merging (If not, CLICK HERE). Right now, we need to show the network how much we all LOVE and support One Tree Hill. You can do your part by visiting MSNBC.com and VOTE for One Tree Hill in the poll to see which shows make the cut.Also, send in videos of groups of your friends, sororities, etc having One Tree Hill viewing parties. It's your chance to show the network just how crazy you are for the show. There are no guidelines or deadline, but everyone who sends in a tape will get an autograph cast photo. How cool is that? All video tapes can be sent to:
ONETREEHILLWEB.net649 US HWY 206 N, #9-155Hillsborough, NJ 08844TRL VISIT & FYE SIGNINGAs many of you know the One Tree Hill - Volume 2 "Friends With Benefit" soundtrack drops on Tuesday, February 7th. That same day Chad Michael Murray, Hilarie Burton, and Tyler Hilton will be appearing on Total Request Live. Then after their appearances on TRL the three will be heading over to FYE for a signing and performance. Another perfect chance to show everyone how much we support the show and don't want to see it go!TRL airs @ 3:30PM ET/PT on MTV. FYE is located 1290 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10104. For more information you can call the store @ (212) 581-1669.

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And THANK YOU Tammy and Mark's Assistant, Michelle....

As you may have seen on the news thread, The WB and UPN networks are merging, which at this moment leaves the future of our show somewhat in question.We have an organized letter writing campaign in place; however it has been determined we should hold off, for a while, because we don't have all the information we need to make an impact. Changes are still taking place, and this will affect where our letters should go. Once we start the campaign, we need to be UNITED and ORGANIZED in order to be effective. For now, let's take this one day at a time, and be a little patient. I'm being updated on this issue *daily*, thanks to Mark's assistant Michelle. This is her post from the News thread:Dear OTH Fans,I can't tell you how happy I am to see the OTH love coming from all of you guys. (Mark is in Wilmington shooting Ep 316 so I've been giving him updates.) Tammy (chocchipcooky) and I have been in constant contact today. Our hope was to start the letter writing campaign tonight, unfortunately we are waiting on pertinent information that we need in order to get it going. I have been told that The CW Television Network will be headquartered in a neutral location. (Meaning that neither the UPN offices nor The WB offices will be used.) When we start this campaign, we want to make sure that all of the letters are going to the correct address. In the interim...Tammy will have some exciting news for you guys. (I'll let her tell you...)Thank you for your support.One Love...One Tree HillMichelleVOTE FOR OTH IN MSNBC POLL:Link to pollWhich show do you most hope makes it to the new merged CW network?Thanks to Browneyes1980 for the link!And so, the exciting news is.....................MALL TOUR 2006!!Cast members are doing a Mall Tour, and we need to organize street teams in all the mall cities to get huge attendance at these appearances. This is one way we can make an impact on the network. As of today, the dates and cities are considered "subject to change", mostly because of the pending changes in positions at The WB. Here we go:
2/7 - New York2/18 - Atlanta2/25 - Philadelphia2/26 - Boston3/4 - Dallas3/25 - Los Angeles
More info to come soon on the OTH Street Teams!

Episode 3.11 Return of the Future airdate 18Jan06

2006-01-18T19:24:00.000-08:00

So, just when you think I've forgotten all about updating. Here I am. Let's start this off with the usual gooing and gawing. I LOVED THE EPISODE. I loved how Nathan and Haley sat at the end and talked it out. I love how Haley didn't put up with his B.S. and told him off. There were so many good moments. So many little things that just made the episode on a whole awesome. I will list all those...after my recap, so let's jump in:

Peyton/Ellie: Workin' it out. I think Peyton knows that Ellie is not as in remission as she claims to be. The poor girl. She's just lonely. My full verdict is still out on this... but I am hoping that we get to hear Haley sing Halo for some benefit concert!! I am hoping Nathan watches her sing it and the lyrics hit him upside the head!

Brooke/Lucas/Rachel: Forgive me. I know I put Rachel into this synopsis, but I think she is going to be the tool that breaks up BL's happily ever after. I'm afraid Brooke might get bored and Rachel is already bored and we know Lucas is boring... ha ha ha... sorry, I think Rachel is going to try and mess with BL. I just can't believe she would give Brooke her dream come true to do it... that is so Chris/Haley. (ouch! Sorry) But honestly... would you give your nemesis their dream just to get their boyfriend? What the hell is that red head up to?

Dan/Karen/Keith/Deb/Whitey: Yay to the adults getting comedic and steamy lines. First... Whitey Whitey Whitey. Telling Dan to get out of your craphole. CLASSIC. Keith and Karen finally hooking up. Heaven. Keith came back a bit more powerful, or is it just me? For some reason, I liked him tonight more than I have- ever. I was actually *gulp* happy when they started kissing, and I felt a little embarrassed for them when the po po showed up.

Nathan AND Haley: Yes, I am well aware that the boards all over internet virtual land must be freaking out. I am sure so much will be misinterpreted and I can already tell that a lot of my cohorts are getting worked up over the promo. (Subtle reminder: It's the WB's crack promo team people... just keep that in mind.) Now, about NH. I am very very happy with this episode. Nathan is getting nervous about college, his mother just confessed to him she tried to kill his father, his brother had let him down, he's mad at his coach, he lives alone in a big ass house that he locked his father out of and will now have to learn how to run the sprinklers and feed the lawn gnome... face it... this boy has some pressure in his life. I can forgive him freaking out over Dan's comments. WE ALL KNOW they were meaningless... but that man had a grip on his son's life for YEARS. . . excuse him if he's 17 for a minute and actually freaks out!
I loved that Haley gave him what for. You go girl! I mean, you can apologize and show you want your husband back... but you don't have to become a stomping mat. Throw those friggin' birth control pills in his face! Hmpf! I'm glad they talked to each other at the end... a conversation started at that outside bench/table and I like to believe it lasted a while and he walked her home- holding hands the whole way. Talking. Whoo hoo.

Lucas/Nathan: Let me say this... they keep bringing each other around. When one of them starts moving to the edge, the other still gives him the wake up call he needs. I love the brothers!

Now... some moments from the show I would like to put in print here so I will never forget them. I hope they bring a visual to your mind and make you smile.

Haley asks Nathan over for dinner...and breakfast and he says SURE!
Lucas pretends to hand the ball to Nathan and tosses it to the side. (I'm sorry! You just had to see it. It was a good moment visually!)
Nathan tries Haley's food of the gods. "A little less Mac... a little more Cheese"
Haley cuts her finger and Nathan goes for a band-aid... but is stopped by the cutest ever..."Kiss first" hee hee
Nathan tells Dan he is locked out of the big house. LMAO. Teach him to walk in on Nathan's naked wife again won't it?!?!!
Nathan rejoins the team in the ghetto gym and sends Dan on his way. Whitey tells Dan to get out of his crap hole... THE look Nathan gives Whitey at that moment is the stuff a thousand avies will be made of. coughDONTFORGETTOMAKEMEONEcough
Nathan asks Haley to see the pills. This moment pissed me off... but oddly in a good way, because I wanted Haley to get mad enough at him to tell him off. I loved it.
Nathan apologizes to Haley and she says, "If you don't want to be like Dan... then DON'T!" amen sistah...amen!

NOW... regarding the promo. I don't care what they show. I still stand my word that I learned my lesson from "kissgate" and will never believe a WB promo again. I like to watch it with the sound down so I can see the pretties... but I don't buy a word of what is said when they splice that bitch together.

OK... I am off to try and post at my LJ and mySpace. Can't make any promises. My fingers hurt.

Another post from hiatus land

2005-12-29T23:36:00.000-08:00

Well, thank you Spunky! Yes, I've been informed that the next episode that we are all dying to see will be written by the same gentleman who wrote the nonHaley, piss us off, way to waste an hour of television episode from season 2.
Yes, I am tossing my vow of optimism into the abyss. I am now very doubtful that the next episode will give us anything relevant for NH. I am afraid by the pics that were released, we will only be seeing Lucas and the new character.

I am wondering how angry the BL fans will be since Lucas is going on a road trip with Peyton. (Oh wait, BL fans... that includes me!) Sorry everyone, should have known the minute I started shipping a couple they would get a wrench thrown into their whole perfect storyline.

I just tried IM'ing Spunky to get the guy's name. I've conveniently forgotten it and never want to remember it. So, I hope she doesn't answer my IM because I don't want to even type it here. Grrrr.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I can be as optimistic or pessimistic as I want here... cuz its my blog... of course, I'm sure fanforum.com is just a bed of roses with this news! Hmmm...wonder why I won't be visiting there for at least 24 hours???

Dear Spunky, D1, Ally, Pat, and Shannon... greetings from the land of Oz. I'm currently running for mayor of Munchkinland. I'll be appointing new council members to the Lollipop Guild and will need a new Examiner to examine her and make sure she is not only reallllly dead, but truly and completely dead.

Crud, Spunky just replied... John Norris... isn't he the queer looking VJ from MTV? Sad sad sad... hitting up Hils for a gig. (It's probably not him, but it wouldn't surprise me... how would "he" know how to write romance with "our" NH couple!!!)

Well, that's all this blog was. A little schizoid moment for me to freak out. I'm going to change Spunky's name to Mailman cuz she keeps delivering bad news to me. That's it girrrrl, I am so close to blocking you. HA HA HA. I love you! I would rather hear bad news from you than to pick it up on the forum. So, I'm really sending you a virtual hug. We'll get thru this. *raises fist and holds sign "Union Now" while singing We Shall Overcome*

I guess I'll end rant now. D1- thanks for the call to check up on me... I'm feeling, er, I was feeling much better. No more flu. YAY!

OK, back to staring at Gavin. I am so addicted to that boy. Have you heard Glass? If not... do it! and quickly.

How a Resurrection Really Feels ep3.09 air date 12/7/05

2005-12-09T18:22:00.000-08:00

So... yes, I am well aware of the fact that I became a lazy blog neglecting, never posting, episode summary slacking, glass is half -just half, kinda girl. It is not because I did not want to do updates... I really did. (PS. Can I just say, "hey, D1 was not doing them either!")

I loved the episode... I have really loved all of season 3. Even when the show is not going my way, I love it and stand by it. I must say I am so glad that this episode brought about a unity that was missing at some of my local hang outs. Perhaps a tornado came along and took them all away somewhere over the rainbow? For now, the negative posts have gone on hiatus with our beloved show. Once sad and mean opinionated posts are now replaced by insightful and happy comments. Dare I say, almost uplifting. It's like I walked into friggin' the Twilight Zone! WTF? Who the hell am I supposed to make fun of and pick on now? Damn it! Oh well... What a Christmas present!!! Peace and Joy in the land of One Tree Hill. Fa la la la la la la la la la! Unfortunately, I am sure they will return long before Nathan and Haley do. coughHINT TO WBcough post a return date. thank you!

~Incoming Brooke Lucas talk... OK... so I have never been a big shipper of Lucas and Brooke or Lucas and Peyton... whatever happened, I went with the flow. But after ep9, I find myself very much on board the Lucas Brooke ship. *toot toot* First, Sophia Bush is an amazing little actress!!! Second, I prefer shipping Peyton with GothPeyton. The chemistry (ha ha ha). I love Peyton picking on herself. It was really really good acting and funny writing! Plus that costume kicked ass the first time around... crap, where was I? Oh yeah, Lucas and Brooke... well, I say to you, Mr. Mark Schwahn... cudos! and the devil in me secretly hopes you make Brooke and Lucas kiss every episode as an endurance test for the Chad. (take that!)

Nathan and Haley! I think you all are on the same page as me. FINALLY. HELL YEAH! I have never rewatched a scene so many times in my life. If you have not seen the clip yet go to Dare To Move. YOU won't be sorry!!! I am not going to try and recap it or post anything witty about it. It was what it was and you can drool, stare, drool just like I have been.

Jean has written a number of fics. I took the past two weeks to get caught up on them. (They can be found at The Rivercourt and completed works at They Can Watch ) I can not think of a better way to spend hiatus than getting caught up on her works. By now you all know my grammar and spelling pet peeve. Jean kicks butt and writes sooo well. The story is always right AWN and she delivers. I also got caught up on a couple that Nancy has posted. (Even if her updates on "Just like in the Movies" come farther apart than NH kisses.) Nancy has great plot development and really drags you in. "Movies" has me sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the next chapter (...and waiting... sorry... just playing with you a little.)

OK... now I am going to post some pretties for you to look at. The icons below were made by friends at Fan Forum... Credit is given by their screen name on that site. Thank you wonderfully talented people!!!

Renata M:

ImmortalCandyGirl:

Kathi1301:

And HAPPY HOLIDAYS... I LOVE THESE!!!
by dirtylittlesecret:

Well, that sums up this post. Retrieve the hounds... call off the search parties... put your tsk tsk's on hold. Spunky and D1... thank you for sitting up with me thru it all. *wink* or was I sitting up with you? Spunky I love the clips, caps, and videos you have worked on over the last couple of weeks. Big hugs ok ok end mush segment.... now.

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2005-11-17T18:30:00.000-08:00

We interrupt this neglect of our blog to say... WAY TO GO SCHWAHN. I know I have been slacking for a number of weeks... BUT I am just so happy over Tuesday night's episode. Watch for this site to get active again. I'm such a slacker!

First Day on a Brand New Planet ep3.03 aired 10/19/05

2005-10-21T22:16:00.000-07:00

Well... where to begin... I am going by memory 2 nights later and after only ONE viewing. I mean... like it matters... I have forgotten everything that happened before the promo kiss... *Shocker* If you would like spoilers for upcoming eps visit FanForum. ;-)

Now... It was the first day of school. Poor Haley got the jealous eye from random girls throughout the ep. Brooke continued her experiment in experimenting. Peyton was still the beeyotchy teenager that she should be (even if I would have soo grounded her ass by now). Mouth drove me nuts with his continuous longing for the dumper girl. Nathan was beautiful as always. We found out (as we all guessed) that Lucas actually 'saved' Dan's life. Whitey announced he will retire after this bball season. And... well... that is about it. It was still a good ep to me. I think it is keeping itself on schedule and not rushing any feelings. I am dying for Nathan and Haley to reconcile; but, I know that can't happen overnight...

If next week is supposed to be Halloween... and school generally starts the last week of August, first week of September then we can safely GUESS that nearly 2 months have passed and so NH can realistically be starting to analyze where they are. I know... I know... Nathan said he's concentrating on Basketball. BUT COME ON!!! I was talking to Spunky tonight and we agree that Nathan needs to see Haley's tattoo for a little reminder. That could totally get him 'thinking' and... as far as I'm concerned... one trip to the porn puter and we could see a faster than anticipated reunion. LOL.

HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN! Can we just all agree that BatNathan is going to force me to become a fan of comics? So... the suit is not THAT form fitting... yes, its bulky... but have you seeeen our boy's arms lately. Someone has been working out. He growed up good!!! LMAO (all you english majors relax... i know that was improper grammar!)

The review is short and boring this week. I didn't want the week to pass without putting it up. I'm not feeling funny... I've been off point lately... sidetracked by my new love for Prison Break and every character on that show!!!! Lord, help me. I don't think I could even do another blog!!! I'll just squeeze it all in here. HA HA HA

3.02 "From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea" aired 12Oct05

2005-10-13T19:58:00.000-07:00

Our Review this week is being brought to you from D1...
(Sorry no D3 review! She concurs with D1 and is retreating back to Prison Break land for the time being.)
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Another great episode. What I love from these two episodes so far from this new season is the fact that balance has been achieved. Each character is shown the right amount of time and most importantly "In Character".

NH - I never thought we'd get an insta-reunion with these two, so to me their storyline is going perfectly. We get the right amount of remorse from Haley, she knows she made a mistake and is truly sorry and wants to make amends, then there's Nathan and his anger is justified. After anger will come acceptance and then forgiveness. This will not be an easy road back to the super couple they were, rebuilding trust takes time but I believe no matter what they'll get there. He said he would always love her, always and forever, and he means it. It's just hard to let go of his anger right now, it's all he's had to hold on to for all those weeks Haley was away. He made mistakes in the past and she forgave him; granted this is different as they were already married but she's a part of him and that can't be denied for long. I'm looking forward to seeing them slowly get back together, seeing her woo him for a change. I love these two, and things will not be easy but they'll get there and I'll love every step of the way.

NL - This separation from the brothers is a rough patch in their already turbulent relationship. Lucas lied to him and Nathan feels the brother he finally let in committed the ultimate betrayal. This was not so as all Lucas was trying was to do was rid themselves of the evil that is Dan, but at the time Nathan thought getting his family back together was in Deb's best interest. Add to that how Nathan was already feeling due to Haley's absence and Nathan is not in a very forgiving mood right now. This too shall pass, and maybe it'll take time too, but they are brothers and nothing unites them more than when they have a common goal, basketball, and even more so, the constant battle against their father. I liked the juxtaposition of having another one on one but this time Nathan won and it wasn't in a dream and something big was at stake again, their friendship. Though WHY Lucas with an aggravated heart problem chose to play Nathan fresh from an elite basketball camp with the best players in the country left me puzzled. He didn't have a shot at all. Dude, wise up and don't play your brother, the best player in the state for something as huge as your friendship. *sigh* Lucas, Lucas, you always mean well, but please, grow a brain sometime soon, you'll need it to figure out how to get back in Nathan's good graces.

PH - I really liked how Peyton and Haley are being portrayed, it's REAL. Just like Nathan with Luke- Haley and Peyton were getting to be really close friends and they confided in each other. When Haley left for the tour she not only left Nathan, she left her friends and her work too. Haley left at a time when Peyton needed a friend the most, all the drama with her birth mother, the creepy emails, and Jake leaving. Peyton is acting like the teenager that she still is, lashing out at her father for having kept her in the dark about her origins, and for the lies of omission you can't blame her, nobody likes being lied to. But I'm with Larry on this one, he only had Peyton's best interests at heart and Ellie was not what Peyton needed so shortly after having Anna died, she was the only mother Peyton ever knew. After she deals with her emotions she'll see that a parent is who raises you and loves you and is there for you when you need them. Sure, Larry looses points in attendance, but he's tried his best to provide the best for her while grieving on his own. Ellie gave birth to her, but it took her 10 years to get her act together enough to seek her daughter out. Now Peyton is older and it's up to her if she wants contact with her birth mother, but Mrs. Sawyer should never be forgotten, she was her real mom in all the ways that matter. Because of all her personal issues and the fact that Haley was not there for her, you can't really blame Peyton for how cold she is being to Haley. Friends fight and after they talk things out they can overcome it. This heart to heart hasn't happened yet, so I don't expect them to be super buddies right now. Peyton's angry with Haley because she cares, if she didn't she'd be indifferent to it all. I'll look forward to a heartfelt talk and them being friends again, and I have faith this will happen.

BL - I'm so super confused on this one. I could swear that 3.01 gave us hints that something happened during the summer between Luke and Peyton, but he's still going on about being "THE" guy for Brooke. Anyways, Brooke and Nathan are in the same boat, once burned twice shy, and it'll take some time for Lucas and Haley to get their trust back and be a couple with their respective loved ones. Brooke playing the field is not a bad idea, she needs to be sure that Luke is who she wants and that if she chooses to give her heart to him again, fully, that he'll treasure it this time. I love that "Responsible Brooke" is SO last season, because I missed quirky, cheery S1 Brooke and I welcome her back with open arms. This is her purpose in Tree Hill, to be the outrageous breath of much needed fresh air, not Saint Brooke of Oh woe is me. Welcome back Brooke, let the witty comebacks begin!

LH - Ahhh the friendship is back and in full spades. I absolutely LOVED that Lucas stood up to Nathan and flatly told him he wasn't gonna let him mistreat Haley. She's like a sister to him and last season they veered off too far away from that and I'm glad their friendship is back full force, them confiding in each other and defending each other. It's one part of S1 that I loved and was sorely missing last season. Her working back at the café and thinking of old times was great, and also being concerned for him with his part time relationship with Brooke. They really are like siblings and they care what happens to the other and will be there for each other. Let's never loose sight of what great friends they are.

Dan - How do I love thee, let me count the ways... Cause you are so evil it's great to see you plotting your evil machinations against the ones that wronged you. Cause you might be badly burned on your back, but your evil handsome face was spared. After all, we need to see where Nathan got his good looks from, only let's leave the looks as the only thing he got from you, cause you are one mean SOB and I love you for it, but I don't want Nathan to become a Mini Dan. I can't wait to see how and on whom he plots his revenge. At times I see the good in him and this contrast with his usual evil self is perplexing and intriguing at the same time. Never go away Dan, you make the world of Tree Hill go round, You're an assy, frat boy haircut, basketball loving, evil SOB and you're perfect at it. Wait till the end of the series to change.

Karen and Deb - Karen cracked me up with her hip hop lingo but Lucas is right, never utter those words again. Like Nathan always tells Tim, "You are white". LOL. It's too bad about her and Andy, but she's already done the raising a kid thing, and you can't blame her if she doesn't want more kids, Andy deserves to have kids if he wants, so maybe they were not meant to be and it's better to be happy - apart. Deb is just idly floating around working and divorcing Dan, but c'mon, lend your son a helping hand. You know what it's like to make a huge mistake and want forgiveness and NH are meant to be. You wanted your son back, you got him, now talk with him and help him see "To err is human, to forgive DIVINE".

I liked the adults, Larry included, but where's my Whitey? I hope this won't be like last season that we had to play the Where in the world is Whitey Durham?" game. And Keith, where are ya? I got my theories about the fire and you feature prominently in them. Now if only we could get those crazy James parents back; Jimmy and Lydia rock and would SO play cupids for NH. Let's send out an S.O.S. for them to come back ASAP.

I loved the ep, I laughed at parts and was fully entertained. Welcome back show I love and never leave again to murky waters. Now let's just pray the ratings catch up and keep this boat afloat. Mr. Schwahn, kudos again, I love it and I hope to see more great stuff.
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A great summary, D, thank you for taking time to type it up and go to the library and get it to me!!! This is 2005 and we live in America... GIRL the cable people need to have same damn day appointments. That's all I'm sayin' !!!

OK... just to briefly add... Baseball is America's past-time... but it is fucking with my Monday Nights!!! This has got to end soon right? LOL. Little shout out to Wentworth Miller who I love!!!

And... hope everyone saw "SCORE" on MTV!!! Alex Rhyan was on! Told you! ;) Go to MTV and download his song from the Monday 10/10/05 show! You won't be sorry!!!

Season 3 ep 1 "Like You Like An Arsonist" 05Oct05

2005-10-13T19:55:00.000-07:00

I feel bad for not posting a review here of episode one. I am a huge slacker!!!!!

I loved it. But since ep 2 has aired already... I will not bore you with a late review.

Instead... let me take this minute to say

PRISON BREAK ON FOX MONDAY NIGHTS

Season 2 Recap Part 1

2005-09-18T09:02:00.000-07:00

For this year's recap we turn to Erin. This week is part one of the Recap. Thank you Erin for gracing our blog.

The Tree Hill Presentence Report:

Adult Division

The Tree Hill Presentence Report:

Adult Division

Dan awakened from his coma as part of the kinder, gentler, thousand points of light people, which had his family clearly suspecting lasting brain damage or an undocumented lobotomy. Sadly, as time went on, his mustache grew back and started to twirl, and they realized that he was only faking.

His litany of licentiousness included: setting brother up with potential hooker to marry and have her break his heart, embezzling from the dealership, being the assiest ass that ever assed to all his former lovers, their offspring and/or their spouses, taking Pippi from Karen (with help from Pippi the clueless), general sleaziness with underage girls, and helping stress Deb enough that she continued her search for pharmaceutical nirvana, even after a startling impromptu performance as a lawn gnome.

Mitigating circumstances include: his brother did sleep with his wife, Haley did help emancipate Nathan away from Dan's control, and Pippi does exist, which is an annoyance in itself.
Plea bargain being considered with jail time recommended, pending further review of Nathan’s mysterious "annulment" papers and provided that the Phoenix shall rise again after being drugged and trapped in Dealership Flambe. However, he will do time for forcing me to watch Jules on my screen. That must be punished, along with being the catalyst for excessive cruelty to the Dealership Window. And no, we don't care if orange isn't your color.

Deb quit work to assuage her guilt about doing his brother and helping to lead to Dan's heart attack, (although the not calling 911 immediately and yelling at him during same probably didn't help things either), and took Dan back, which had her family and friends clearly suspecting lasting brain damage or, you guessed it, drug use. Her addiction to hillbilly heroin led her to lectures from Pippi, (which you might think is the lowest you can go), an impressive performance as a lawn gnome, unfortunate wardrobe choices, to decide that after years and years of crap from Dan, Haley was actually the enemy that took her son away and lying to Karen about her ONS with Karen's non-boyfriend.

Crimes include: Indecent exposure from her wardrobe, illegal drug use, annoying sanctimonious behavior, bad dancing, shrewish performance as a mother-in-law, and general spinelessness.

Mitigating circumstances include: her son's emancipation, being hard up enough to do Keith, being married to Satan for years, and a fabulous throwdown with the Master of Evil himself, although she lost points for not realizing she could send him to jail with an immunity deal and allowing him to bully her with the embezzlement records.

Plea bargain recommended, pending further review of Haley's magical mystery tour and Dealership Flambe. If there is no further lawlessness, disposition will be time served for her marriage to Dan, from which the Court will grant her a full pardon and recommendation that her counseling for her addiction continue and that she buy some turtlenecks.

Keith tried to assuage his guilt about his ONS with his brother's bride by returning to Tree Hill from a brand new life in Charleston (with Pippi so it wasn't exactly Shangri La) to run the dealership during Dan's incapacitation from his heart attack. After a contrived meeting in which even 4 year olds were screaming Plant at the screen with Jules/Emily/Whoever and a whirlwind courtship, Karen told Keith on his wedding day that Jules/Emily/Whoever was part of an elaborate revenge plot, which made sense only to Dan. After being dumped at the altar and chastising both Karen and Pippi for both getting in his business and not telling him about Jules/Em/Ah Screw It, he left town. Was possibly sighted in the area just before Dealership Flambe.

Crimes include: General spinelessness, idiocy in the first degree, destruction of property and assault on the Dealership Window, excessive drunkenness, and love scenes that made me want to wash my eyes with bleach.

Mitigating circumstances include, he is Dan's brother, generally being decent to Pippi, attempting to mentor Nathan (although I blame him for the keyboard debacle) and not much else.

Plea bargain recommended, pending review of Dealership Flambe. If no further crimes, will recommend leaving town (and taking Pippi with you). Being Dan's brother seems to be punishment enough.

Karen started college, opened a nightclub, and pulled a Demi with the younger foreign and rich, Professor McHottie. Because of her brand new life, she remained rather out of touch with her clueless offspring, and was stunned at his decision to move into the Lair of Evil, she also lost touch with her "adopted" offspring and was stunned at her decision to go on the Tour of Contrivance with nary a word to anyone, also lost touch with "partner" Deb and was stunned when she showed up at the nightclub drunk and/or high and proceeded to dance like a smurf on acid.

Crimes include: opening Tric (burn baby burn), not supporting the N/H marriage (or at least telling Haley you did), general cluelessness that sleeping with your professor might be an ethical violation, unintentionally contributing to the delinquency of minors (specifically Pippi, Haley and Brooke (who scored booze in your club), and assault on the Dealership Window (the assault should have been on Dan after the forced kiss).

Mitigating circumstances include: Trying to stand up to the Great Evil (the ass speech especially), Smackdown on Pippi over the heart test, recognizing the absolute yumminess of Professor McHottie, giving aid and comfort to Brooke, not participating in the kidnapping of Jenny.

Plea bargain recommended, pending review of Dealership Flambe. If no further crimes, will recommend smacking some sense into Pippi, finding Haley and smacking some sense into her, and finding Poser and giving him the Dan treatment. Being Pippi's mother seems to be punishment enough, but if you could do something about Tric, the Court would be forever in your debt.

Brian "Whitey" Durham recovered from eye surgery, mentored the idiotic Brothers Scott, gave Oh Pity Me Nathan a reality check and a smackdown about pissing his life away, and gave the entire class (except Haley) an assignment for a time capsule (in which no one could either remember what year they were in or add fifty). Sadly however, his position as lone voice of reason in Tree Hill was rather seriously compromised this year.

Crimes include: kidnapping of the minor child Jenny Jagielski, and crossing state lines with said child, blabbing about child's whereabouts to Peyton "The World in My Website" Sawyer, not bonding enough with Keith, and allowing for basketball to be missing from an entire season (probably MS's fault, but we'll blame Whitey too).

Mitigating circumstances include: threatening of The Great Evil (after you tried to do the right thing and he was an ass), reminiscences of Camilla, being nearly the only person on my screen I didn't wish to smack into oblivion (although with the kidnapping you came close).

Plea bargain recommended pending review of Dealership Flambe. If no further lawlessness, will recommend that you engage in community service, specifically marriage counseling for the younger Scotts.

*****Watch for Part Two coming soon*****

Greetings from the SOUTH east. (for now)

2005-09-15T12:02:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

As D3 mentioned, I'm moving up north to northern VA, close to DC. The cold climate in the winter will be welcomed as I'm dying here today in Miami, it's so hot and humid. There's no air outside, just steam. Blegh! I will miss my friends though, and wearing flip flops and sandals, and having the beach close by. Oh well, at least I'll FINALLY have a white christmas (hopefully) or at least snow during some time in the holidays.

What's nervewracking to me is that the move is at the end of this month and I hope I'll be settled in by Oct. 5th with my satellite and Tivo and my DSL and all the stuff I can't live without. Two days without power here when Hurricane Katrina hit us as a Category 1 was bad enough. My thoughts are with the people in the Gulf Coast who had it much much worse with a Cat 4 Katrina. I hope the cities there are rebuilt as soon as possible.

Well, the S2 dvds have been amusing me, and I've only today come up for air to post online. I'm so looking forward to S3 and the little of NH I've seen on the 2 promos has me DYING for the show to start again soon. Ahhhh OTH, how I miss thee. :)

Well, some recaps with witty reparte will be posted closer to the S3 premiere date. I was lmao when reading them. Kudos to our correspondent Erin, witty becomes her.

hugs to all

Denise 1

Awe heck..

2005-08-24T11:54:00.000-07:00

Here is some art of Alex... It's my blog and I can post what I want to...post what I want to... post what I want to... You'd post it too if it happened to you... nah nah nah nah nah.

6 MORE WEDNESDAYS!!!!!!!!!!

2005-08-24T11:38:00.000-07:00

In 6 more Wednesdays our beloved One Tree Hill will return.

In the meantime... I have a request from Pat to bump Tyler. LOL. So... I'll fill this space with Alex Rhyan as usual...

Visit him.
Alex's site with videos and link to message board.
Alex's MySpace.

My NEW myspace page... old one is gone...baby girl, its gone. hee hee.

Also Visit Tyler's New Board at FanForum. We did it y'all. Tyler got his own board!!!

Watch for fics based on Tyler songs. Coming soon.

Wake me up when September ends

2005-07-28T11:12:00.000-07:00

Hey Everyone... D3 here again... D1 is still MIA (planning a possible move to Virginia).

Well, taping is underway and very little is leaking out about what our Tree Hill gang is doing. IF anyone has spoilers please share... I'm not all about the spoiler free thing this year...yet. I may change my mind if things get goooood. ;)

Remember to check back often and watch for the recaps. One Tree Hill does return on October 5th.

PS. Has anyone heard anything yet about David Anders and whether we can expect a visit from him on Alias this year??

Also... for your enjoyment... remember to visit Alex Rhyan's sites.
Alex Rhyan's MySpace
Alex Rhyan's website and message board

Still sharing the Tyler love. Saw him in Des Moines, IA last weekend and was blown away. He is so great live!!!! Visit MySpace and read the blog and see pics. Ingram Hill was outstanding as well.

NEW ARTIST ALERT... Please check out Tripstar for a fresh way to mix up your ordinary day!

Score!

2005-07-13T17:49:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.... so, the Alex Rhyan street team is really taking off!!!
Come visit us and play with us here...
Alex Rhyan Forum

Insomnia... My Friend

2005-07-08T12:49:00.000-07:00

Ok, so as many of you know I won the "Date" with the radio DJ, Cabana Boy and got front row and back stage to Red White and Boom 10 in Kansas City. (Some pics are up at My Space )
(oh yeah, and Mix93's site) Needless to say... IT WAS A BLAST!

I have been keeping myself busy at the my space place with the Alex Rhyan Street Team. Big fun. Check him out if you have not yet. He will be on a show called Score on MTV in the fall.

Now... for the new and exciting news... Looks like I am ------> this<------ close to moving to Dallas. I will keep you all posted. I so cannot wait to get the hell out of this place. I am sooooo not happy here in the middle of the middle.

Hell-atus continues

2005-06-26T15:18:00.000-07:00

Hey... I have not forgotten about my blogspot. The hiatus is passing by... and OTH will be back to filming in just a few weeks!

July 2nd is red,white, and boom concert... go to The MIX to see the artists performing which includes Tyler, Gavin, Howie, Jesse, and many others.

OK...now friends... why have you not yet gotten to "My Space" to check things out (FYI XANGA is so 5 minutes ago- ha ha just kidding. I love you all! LOL).

Don't you want to be smart and learn all about the new before its in? LOL So... just go visit these places and have fun:
My Space
Alex Rhyan

Home Again... home again

2005-06-19T08:06:00.000-07:00

I'm home. San Diego was a blast. I won't bore you with all the details. We did the usual tourist stuff... and wacky antics ensued. LOL

Here... instead... watch this.

Video
Clip by MyVeo

Before I go to San Diego for the week...

2005-06-11T18:36:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone... thanks for keeping up with our blog while OTH is on summer break.
I want to take a minute here to tell you all about a new musical talent.

Alex Rhyan

Go to his website... Alex Rhyan and just take a listen... If you click on pics you will hear his original music... or the home page has his cover of Wonderwall by Oasis. He is, in my opinion, kick ASS!

You can also visit his MySpace page and have a listen. Alex Rhyan's Space Trust me... you will love it.

Tag the board or send me an e-mail! Thanks again gutteries.

Chariot - Gavin DeGraw

2005-06-07T09:19:00.000-07:00

Video code provided by Music Video Codes

You know its bad when...

2005-06-06T13:03:00.000-07:00

You know its bad when I am updating 2 blog places.
I mean, why do I even need 2 blogs?

Here is something Lindsey sent me that I filled out- out of boredom yesterday.

1. First name? Denise

2. Were you named after anyone? My mom had a doll named Denise when she was little. Who the Fuck names a doll Denise? There is no childish girl cutesieness about that!

3. Do you wish on stars? Secretly.

4. When did you last cry? OMG... ok don't tell anyone... but I cried last night watching The Last of the Mohicans again (it was on cable). When the sister jumps off of the cliff. Or when Nathaniel says, "I will find you." OK... so I have PMS. Whatever!

5. Do you like your handwriting? I don't not like it.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat? I guess, very thin turkey and ham. Not individually but together.

7. What is your birth date? April 9

8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Well, I'm a bit older... mine is Color Me Badd. ROTFLMAO... it just cracks me up to type that! Man, I was soooo retarded. LOL

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Hell yes; however, I would be the only one who would get me... and since I think most people suck.... It may take a while before I realized I liked me.

10. Do you have a journal? I have a blog that I fail to update regularly.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot?? Nope... I use it ALL THE TIME!

12. What are your nicknames? D3, D, and if one more person calls me "neecy" or asks, "Where's de-nephew?" I will hit them OVER THE HEAD in the worst of ways!!!!!!!!!!

13. Have you seen Craig Wahl put a super rope near a bug? No... isn't he that guy from Teaneck?

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No... weird, never thought of that before.

15. Do you think that you are strong? Hmm... rhetorically? I eats me spinach. Oh, you mean emotionally, don't you?

16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? mint chip (SHUT UP LINDS... me too!)

17. Shoe Size? 8 1/2-9

18. Red or pink? Varies by mood.

19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I have no patience. I can't tolerate stuff.

20. Who do you miss most? I had a very very best friend... but that was before all this internet stuff. Crazy how we lose people...

21. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? Sure... but you all know I will probably not get around to reading it for a while.

22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? I'm still in my pj bottoms and shoeless

23. What are you listening to right now? Tyler Hilton

25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? The one in the box that when it is thrown away... is the only one that was never used.

27. Last person you talked to on the phone? Hmm, tough call... did I bother the DJ about Tyler last or did D1 call me?

28. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face... (It's the first thing I notice about anyone... eye contact y'all.)

29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? From FF You know what, I really do.

30. Favorite Drink? lemonade... but like I feel like making it! I drink Pepsi- but sometimes I like Coke too.

31. Alcohol: Good ol' beer and a shot. (Southern comfort)

32. Hair Color: Red-Lt Brown... just funky these days I guess.

33. Favorite sport: If I gotta sit and watch a sport... I guess Beach Volleyball.

34. Do you wear contacts? Nope.

35. Favorite Food? Mexican... Is it possible to be addicted to avacados?

36. Last Movie You Watched? TV- WindTalkers Video- The Merchant of Venice Theater- Sisterhood of the trav... blah blah blah (Took my daughter and her friend to see it.)

37. Favorite day Of The Year? Like I keep track of the date? What is today?

38. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Not scary movies (I can't find the scary in them)

39. Summer Or Winter? Summer (really late spring)

40. Hugs Or Kisses? Depends on my mood and who it is. I don't like to be touched!

41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Lemon Meringue Pie... or Strawberry Shortcake

42. Most likely to respond? Well, Lindsey sent it to me... I don't know if I will pass it on because I just woke up and realized I am behind on Lindsey's messages!

43. Least Likely To Respond? see above

44. Living Arrangements? That's just my baby's dad!

45. What Books Are You Reading? Just finished the Bar Sinister. And debating if I can sneak in Harry Potter w/o other adults knowing.

46. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Nothing. It's black gel-ly style.

47. What Did You Watch Last Night? WindTalkers on History Channel. Summer TV sux.

48. Favorite Smells? Bath and Body Store, Fahrenheit cologne (reminds me of DCS)

49. Favorite Sounds? I hate noises... silence.

50. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles

51. What's the farthest you've been from home? London, England

52. Do you have a special talent? Yup

53. What is the last thing you ate? Holy hell... I haven't ate since sometime yesterday... what was it??? I don't even remember... I had some caramel/vanilla coffee late last night.

54. When was your first kiss? peck... I was in 5th grade... full on passionate kiss with possible bases...17

55. Do you need coffee to wake up in the morning? No.

56. What are your plans for the rest of the day? It's Sunday... I don't even know what my plan is after I send this!

Season 2 on DVD... BLESS YOU MARK SCHWAHN

2005-06-02T18:24:00.000-07:00

Warner Bros has just announced the second season of One Tree Hill, part of the 3rd wave of releases celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Warner Television. The set will include a bonus DVD featuring an episode of What I Like About You, and a bunch of other sweet extras. Look for 49 minutes of unaired scenes, diaries from the set (behind-the-scenes material), a gag reel, "Music of One Tree Hill" documentary including concert tour footage, and more!

The episodes will be presented in anamorphic widescreen (1.78:1), along with an English stereo track (English, French and Spanish subtitles). The 22 episode season will arrive on 6 discs (1012 mins) for a $59.98 suggested retail price. Look for it on September 13.

SEASON FINALE SEASON 2

2005-06-02T18:18:00.000-07:00

Ok, so this post is way over due... D1 and I decided it best that we have a guest commentator for the finale... (Ok, neither of us felt like writing it up after we read the witty and great review Erin did.) So... without further ado.... The great ERIN (kateschechter):

Oedipal Obsessions, Journeys and Scenes from a Window

"Haven't we already deja'd this vu" - Willow Rosenberg

Poor window at Dan Scott Motors. Perhaps it can join a support group with the pool furniture on the OC for people who abuse props and the props that love them. If the dealership isn't gone, I'd like to see that window secretly replaced with safety glass. The look of surprise from someone trying to make a dramatic statement when it didn't break, would just be too good. Random employee picks up chair, "I said I wanted french vanilla creamer for the coffee machine damnit" and tries to throw chair through window, only to have it come back and fall on the floor. Picks up chair again to throw "Damnit, I'm trying to make a dramatic statement here." While the window is thinking "How do you like me now, bitch." Okay maybe that would only make me giggle. I'm also starting a Season 3 pool for who's going to be the next person to break that window, since it seems to be a right of passage, at least for the adult cast. I'm placing ten bucks on Deb, with Whitey as a dark horse contender.

Jake's Crack Legal Team: Nikki has sex on carousels with high school boys, commits vandalism at a teenage rager, abandons her kid for months, buys drinks for the underage (Brooke and Lucas at last count) and lives at a Motel 6, and you're going to get the custody order reversed because she lied she was in college last year? Um, okay. I get the legal principle here, but custody decisions are always subject to being revisited in a dramatic change of circumstances from either parent. Did Andy find these people in the yellow pages under Lawyers - Cheap or are they the same firm that believes Nathan can get an annulment? It took a teenager hounding them day and night to finally review Nikki's testimony to see where she lied? Why do I sense Season 3 will be Jake suing said lawyers for malpractice.

SuperJake: Where did the motorcycle come from? We've never seen a motorcycle. More to the point, if he does find Jenny, where's he going to put her? I can see it now. He finds Nikki and Jenny, takes Jenny, and has to steal Nikki's car because she has the car seat. Jake goes to jail again and Nikki gets custody legally, or Jenny becomes a ward of the state. And I'm going to hope against hope that Jake's first visit was actually to the lawyers who've had the judge issue an actual custody order for Jake to have Jenny. Because a few more seasons of Jenny as the greatest prize in a game of Rob Thy Neighbor, no thank you. Given the obvious lack of sense of both of her parents, I'm pulling for Jake's never seen parents to be awarded custody. And as for Nikki's I'm showing up at a jail to say I'm kidnapping your daughter, aren't those conversations monitored with prisoners, at least somewhat? Shouldn't the guard have been there, had a walkie talkie and told the massive security check in she had to go through to detain her? Of course not, because then Jake couldn't go on another "journey" and we'd have to find another reason to make Peyton cry.

Peyton: Did you have any stage directions this episode other than Peyton cries, Peyton looks sad. Damn girl. If your break up with Jake, a new stalker, losing Brooke for the summer and a new mommy from the woodwork doesn't bring Larry out of hiding, then he really is lost in the Bermuda Triangle. I'd say that Larry will be back next year because there's no way they can do a Peyton's adopted storyline without Larry. But then I thought they couldn't do a Peyton tries drugs, Peyton lives with a boy, Peyton gets involved with a kidnapping storyline without him either.

B/L - Totally not invested in their romance, so that was about thirty minutes of the finale I wasn't interested in. And I was really annoyed they kept giving them dialogue over Jimmy Eat World. I kept screaming at the television for them to shut up so I could hear the song and the fake driving in those scenes was really distracting. Eyes on the road Pippi, eyes on the road. I knew they wouldn't actually solve anything, it's a finale. And that brings me to one of the words I never, ever, ever want to hear again in Tree Hill, Triangle. Exceptions will only be made for geometry classes and discussion of geometry. Other words for this list include Journey, except when referring to the 80's rock band, and dreams. Philosopher Nate, this means you. And Pippi, the next time you make a threat like "Have you ever tried singing with your jaw wired shut" I am demanding that you demonstrate.

Karen/Andy: Karen was my girl in the first hour. I'd have rather she kneed Dan in the groin, but her fit of temper and window smashig was just nicely done. Interesting observation, she was wearing the same top during that scene that she had on during ISB and that oh so sweet hug between D/K. Of course this year's Dan is totally not worthy of that hug. And Andy, sweetie, I know that your Mommy has fallen and can't get up without you, but couldn't you have left the evidence in the hands of someone other than Pippi? The boy doesn't even know how to properly dress for a break in for goodness sakes. Hopefully you made copies. And you have ravenning hordes of money, as we have seen. You could have already gotten two plane tickets and just left them with Karen and she could change the dates according to when she and Luke were available to go see you. Even Poser sprung for the extra bus ticket when he wanted to lure Haley to NY. Had you done this, Karen wouldn't have been on my hit list for her obvious amnesia about Luke's behavior while she was in Italy, scant months ago, when he was still under Keith's supervision. Don't be surprised to return to Luke running a brothel to pay for his heart medication while you're gone, because I don't think a mini-golf fundraiser on top of the cafe is going to do it. At least the Davises were firm on spending the summer with their daughter. Who knew they'd turn out to be some of the better parents? Maybe it's because they don't live in Tree Hill anymore. Perhaps there's something in the water.

Shut up Chris: Was the whole I'm really a good guy I just play an ass on television spiel really necessary from the Posing Wonder? I mean other than to make sure TH's career doesn't go the way of Jamie Walters? And I loathe, despise, detest, and all other bad things Chris, so how dare they issue him a smackdown on Pippi's lack of friendship skills with Haley this season that had me agreeing with him. When I'm agreeing with the Poser, something's rotten in the State of Denmark. Ugh, I agreed with Poser, I have Poser germs. Call the doctor, get the disinfectant, get the iodine. (shudders)

Haley: Wow they've taken the character that was one of the most straightforward if emotionally reserved and turned them into the biggest enigma since The Sphinx. I'm convinced there's now an ambiguous dialogue dictionary, and that's where all of Haley's lines must come from. I definitely get the sense that there's something going on with her, and that the tour was really hard on her, but I was tired of her being all over the place. One of the only times I really understood Haley was when she was talking with Luke in the park about her "journey." "Sometimes I don't understand it either." Can I get a double word sister. You've just spoken for the entire audience. And Sleazy the dwarf got a name. He's so coming back to haunt us next year. I'm still banking on Susan's Dan was behind the tour theory, because it will make Haley a suspect in Dan's attempted whatever.

Nathan: Newsflash. Having your heart broken is part of life, and it does not absolve you from grownup responsibility. If this temper tantrum continues next season, expect an ass kicking from me. You are moving out of your apartment, you are either placing Haley's things in storage, donating them to Goodwill, or leaving them in an apartment unattended. This was Haley's home too and she may have to find a new place to live. It warranted a freaking phone call. I am tired of everyone coddling you. You and Haley both put less effort into your marriage as I put into finding my keys every morning. However for her, there's no easy fall back position where she can just declare a do-over and go home to her rich parents who will pay all the bills and send her to a kick-ass camp for the summer. And if High Flyers really was your "dream" we wouldn't have had to have three different people forcing you into going. Own your crap Nathan. None of this convenient, I turned it down for Haley, I turned it down for Mom, Dad throught it was a bad idea. Be honest, you're scared spitless that you're not good enough and it's easier not to try than to try and fail. And read Oedipus over the summer I think it could do wonders for you. Also when you threw her dream catcher in the trash, I wanted to reach through the screen and slap you silly. Please see that never happens again.

Dan The Evil Not Quite Genius: Now has reached a level of cartoon evil. His evil spree in the second hour almost felt like he had a checklist entitled "People Who Don't Wish to See Me Dead Yet." And then he was going through, crossing them out, line by line. But you played Pippi and Deb nicely. Why they believed you would be issues I'm having with their characters, but whatever. You would however, perhaps, just a mild suggestion, think twice before drinking from a mysteriously delivered bottle of alcohol when you have just done the Tree Hill equivalent of torching orphanages and pillaging the town. Just a thought. I'm not stupid enough to think that you can actually be destroyed, that would require massive amounts of holy water, and possibly several Jesuits, but perhaps this latest incident will provide food for thought.

Deb: Sweetie, honey, two words, immunity deal. They make them all the time. You go to the IRS or police or letter agency of your choice, and you offer them Dan in exchange for immunity and your testimony. It is done all the time. Dan is infinitely more culpable than you. And honey, buy some turtlenecks because now that it's summer, those babies could get sunburned.

Weird observations and nitpicks:

The sign on the Tutoring Center says that Summer School starts June 8. So how is Nate already seventeen in dream world two episodes ago?

Dan has acknowledged Lucas as his son legally. He had custody of him. Lucas can hire Jake's crack legal team to force him to pay for necessary heart medicine, if his insurance doesn't cover it. Luke's only in dire straights, if he's unwilling to grow a pair and let the HCM be public. Which means around November sweeps, we're getting WAO with Pippi this time, I'm betting a dollar.

Peyton's stalker has absolutely hideous grammar, not that that will help her narrow it down on the internet. And can't she just dump said person from her buddy list and report them, or am I thinking too much again. Hopefully, at least this will lead to Peyton locking her freaking door.

He leaves the pink wall, the picture of Haley and Peyton's drawing. Nate's so not worried about getting back his security deposit.

Haley turned in her English final, if Pippi didn't accidentally give it to Nate with the annulment papers. So does she flunk all her other classes. And if Pippi was going to see her, couldn't he have gathered all her other finals and brought them to her? I will be interested to see the damage this little "journey" has done to Haley's GPA and her chances for a college scholarship next year, which means this storyline will likely not be addressed at all.

The scene where Haley is researching at the computer after having Pippi ask her if it has to be music or Nathan, we get a shot of the lead singer of JEW's wedding band while he's singing. Nice camera work. Michelle can do it. JEW can do it, why not Haley?

Did Peyton have the webcam going when they were all playing Button, Button Who Has the Button with Jenny? Because if so, she has just graduated to the top of my Too Stupid to Live list, narrowly edging Pippi. Man I hope that's not how Nikki figured out where Jenny was. At least make her work for it.
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Thank you Erin.... more fun coming to this site soon.

"And All That Could Have Been" ep2.21 airdate May17,2005

2005-05-19T12:45:00.000-07:00

Well, well, well. Where do I start? I have no idea. I guess I could give a summary. It may not be the greatest. I'm in an "iffy" mood and I have a slow, boring day at work and there is nothing going on... its like 85 degrees (at least) outside and it is a cloudless beautiful day... and I'm stuck here staring out the window - ignoring any work that could be done- wishing this dang window opened!!!

I have visited all the websited and am caught up on current events and I guess I cannot put it off any longer.

**Continues to stare out window... more time passes...Tyler Hilton plays... birds fly by window... Gavin comes on the windows media player MSN radio in my ear... changes from staring out the window to staring at blank blog space...time passes**

I just don't know where to start. Can I skip this week? Can I "NOT" do a summary. I mean it was an ok episode. I didn't l.o.v.e. it but I didn't hate it either. Can I just refer everyone to FanForum and tell you to read Erin's review... it was the best, and I should ask her if I can just move it over here and give her a "guest poster" credit. LOL.

**Drifts back to staring out window... faces facts... there will not be a summary here unless D1 does it. (Polaris Plays!)**

What else should I waste space on today?
My Fandom - a photo blog. I was at the Tyler Hilton contest and decided to try my own photo blog. It's pretty cool. I post pics and it even holds videos too. It's like photobucket but better.
My Space - another Tyler blog thing that I was bored and signed up for. LOL. (What? Like you haven't spent bored time doing this before.)

OH, before I forget... Alias this week... disappointing.
Lost... WTF?
ER... hey... wait, ER is on tonight and there should be a lot of Shane West. God, I hope so... it only took them 22 episodes to remember they hired him! If Dr. Barnett does not get some good screen time, I might freak out.

Let's take this time to recap our tv schedule for the 2004-05 season that is ending now:
Sundays... Hmmm, NOTHING!
Mondays... tried a few new shows and then gave up on them.
Tuesdays... Gilmore Girls- Logan saved the show... although they could have held out longer on the Rory/Logan hook up. One Tree Hill- see all previous reviews (I just want more N/H, but I know I know Mr. Schwahn, "Keep the faith". Yeah, sell silly somewhere else today, I'm all stocked up!) American Idol- I said if Constantine got voted off I would not continue to watch and I meant it. I think its almost over... I wouldn't know... I haven't watched it!
Wednesdays... Lost- great title- because I am. Alias- no Sark, no show. The West Wing- I don't even recall anything happening other than Leo had a heart attack as chief of staff so I know, Let's make him the vice president. American Dreams- best show of the year but I think it is getting robbed by its promoter people. Law and Order- since Jerry Orbach passed, I haven't been faithful. Jack and Bobby- honestly after it left Sundays, I didn't watch... I mean, Wednesdays are jam packed!
Thursdays... The OC- god, what a waste of 22 hours I will never get back (well, I still have to see it thru to the end... any chance of all the characters getting shot?) ER- again, why have Shane if you ain't gonna pimp him?
Fridays... NOTHING
Saturdays... NOTHING

I keep waiting for the sites of the official schedules for next season to come out. I heard OTH is moving to, of all days, can you believe, WEDNESDAYS (see above schedule!!!) I hope a lot of things move or I may have to break down and buy a TiVo! And, I so don't want to do that!!!

Did I forget anything? Oh well, today is dead so if I feel like rambling more I'll just come back.
Signing out for now... Denise3

220 - "Lifetime Piling Up"

2005-05-15T20:23:00.000-07:00

Wow, real life can be a pain in the you know what! Work sucks and keeps me offline now. At least I have my favorite TV shows to entertain me and man, have things gotten GOOD lately! I absolutely loved, loved LOVED 219 with all its NASCAR drama and Hot Uncle Cooper. HUC now has a special place in my heart and I wanna work in his crew and check his gear! LOL. And Stuart Lafferty, man, "Stupac", he was awesome and I'd love to get the chance to see him again in Tree Hill. A truly great episode with AMAZING music.

And then 220, **sigh** I want to bow down at the altar of Schwahn for fighting TPTB and making this episode for the fans. It was fantastic, from the music old and new, to all the funny references and awe worthy moments. The ending made me cry, again. The Ray LaMontagne song "Hold you in my arms", man, it was so beautiful and fit so perfectly with all the final scenes. Music is a big part of why I love this show so much, but not just because they use fantastic stuff, but because of how they use it: to enhance the scene, not just as background noise. Now, on to the details...

One of the things I was hoping for in Bizarro OTH, a Nathan voiceover: "Douglas Adams once wrote: He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it." It started the ep with a BANG for me.

Lucas/Dan/Karen: One "happy" family? I think not. Karen as the big hot shot business woman, Dan the weak alcoholic, and Pippi the jackass. Oh, wait, the last one, hmmm, I've seen him before. **coughcarouselcough** It seems regardless of who he married, Dan still had a crummy family life, he just bitched less with one than the other.

Nathan and his RC buds: Nathan Lee, lol, and wearing a "Deb's Den" sweatshirt. A great twist I never thought about. "Shoot for teams", they had the same great dynamic that Lucas and them had in the pilot. It's so nice to see how well the RC guys relate to Nathan in this AU. And Junk commiting a felony and opening Nathan's mail, lol. Ahhh, so great to see those guys. We've missed ya!!!

Peyton/Lucas: I thought we'd see at least a little bit of the good times with them (if only to please the LP fans) but I guess for storyline purposes it was best to keep the bickering up to support the break up. I was glad to see that at the scene where Lucas almost runs over Nathan, that Nathan still had an edge to him. Not even in dreams can he let go of it. At least at the part where Lucas put the "pedal to the metal" he didn't dream of Lucas' gnarly flip flop-wearing feet. We were spared this time!

Keith Scott Motors: LMAO @ the #1 Keith cardboard cut out. LOL. Ahhh, great stuff. I get a kick outta Dan's so why not with Keith's. And man was he a jackass to poor ol Danny a/k/a "Boozie".

Deb's Den: Hmmm, so in Nathan's dream his mom instead of a cafe has pretty much a tavern? LOL. Logistics causes me to question, can Haley be working at an establishment that serves alcohol being that she is under 21? Anyways, I was just glad Deb kept her girls covered. Thank godness for small favors! NH part with the ugly green hat reference: AWESOME! His suggestion to Deb to hire some girls to dance on top of the bar; hmmm, me thinks this is a lingering thought from the Taylor and co-workers dance that filtered in his dream or just his subconscious wanting Haley to perform said activity and enjoying the view. My vote is for the latter. Planetarium comment: "If you'd ever listen to me maybe you'd know that." Is that his subconcious acknowledging that he does in fact NOT listen to her? Quite a lot too, at least lately. I have to say I just loved Deb's comment: "You know you two are gonna end up married someday" ahh, I hope this AU feeling of hers so Pro-NH translates to regular Deb too. And Nathan's reply was great, "Keep dreaming" Yeah, if only you had kept dreaming there Nate! But I guess we'll get more on that towards the end.

Stalker Brooke: Well, can't really blame the girl much for wanting to check the merchandise; trouble is, it's not for sale. "Mister size 14" LMAO!!! Oh man, the scene was great in its own way, having a naked Nathan and then having him run the oposite way from her. Now if only his towel had dropped... Hmmm, now that should've been the Cingular vote! LOL

Lucas/Dan weights scene: Too bad Dan wasn't a prick in this AU, cause I'd have loved to have seen him push Lucas back down to force more weights on him like he did to Nathan. In this AU, Lucas gets off to easily.

Equal Oportunity Instigator Whitey: LOL, he cracked me up. And his trophy picture covering Dan's face was priceless! Man, I was just glad to see Whitey, he is so underused this season. Finally Barry is getting some screentime.

Nathan/Haley at the docks scene: Bless you Schwahn for this one!!! It was cute, funny, and totally had me giddy like a little kid hyped up on massive dosses of candy. We got poncho, random number tattoo reference, and that totally awesome cracker jack bracelet and "Don't say I never gave you anything" comment. **sigh** Even in Bizarro OTH, NH still have that cute flirty vibe going on. The little longing looks and coy smiles. Man, James and Joy were amazing all ep long!

Nathan/Whitey: basketball talk, did I mention I just loved that basketball was once again a BIG part of the show? Not to mention how even in his dreams Nathan acknowledges how important it is to him and how much he loves the game. And he even made refence to the fact that the game would take him to college. Its nice to know that at least in dreams, getting a college education is mentioned. Can we tell this bit to Pod Haley?

Karen/Keith affair: Holy smokes! I so did not predict that one! Funny how in both worlds Dan still gets cheated on. Though this Keith is mega creepy. He looked more like Lucass' father than Dan. Lucas knowing about the affair made me feel just a tiny bit bad for him. No kid should have to go through that.

Nathan/Haley classroom scene: How CUTE where they?! And I was LMAO that in his dream Haley was tonedeaf. Ahhh, if only!!! I was grinning from ear to ear at their smiles and at how they looked at each other. Regardless of what he said to his mom, he cleary feels more for Haley than he lets on.

Fauxdilocks Peyton and Haley: Yeah, smartass Haley gets major kudos for that Peyton jab. And I loved how Peyton told her to retract her claws, clearly jealous Haley was not something she wanted to deal with. And Haley honey, if everyone is always assuming you and Nate are an item, maybe there is some truth to it? Sheesh!

Nathan/Dan RC scene: Couldn't believe dan offered him money to not show up at the game. But then I cracked up at Nathan's comment of "Wife give you this week's allowance?" LOL. Nice to see no matter what universe, Nathan still retains his attitude and snarkiness. It's one of the many things I love about him. (Besides his expressive eyes, sexy pouty lips, cleft chin, nice abs, nice as... um, yeah, you get what I'm saying!)

Nathan's kidnapping scene: Ok, I gotta admit, first thing I thought when they took him out of the van was "Hey, that's Teddy!!!" (Dark haired b-ball player Brooke bid on but lost in S1) He was missing from the first Ravens at RC scene. Zack and him always stick out for me. How do I remember these things? Well, I remember cute guys. Like, Vegas, where is he now? Or was he just the male version of a basketball groupie and not an actual player on the team? Anyways, I was loving the Bros interaction. LMAO @ Nathan's comments to Lucas. L: "Seems you and me have something in common, we don't quit" N: (mutters) "You and I moron!" LOL, so Haley's excellent tutoring stays with him even in dreams. That or Lucas us just plain dumb in this AU. And Tim's wanting to take clothes off everyone they kidnap, LOL. Oh and Nathan's "Getting your jollies?" comment to Lucas at the cell phone grab, hmmm, I don't know about Lucas, but I would....ok, lol, gutter moment again. The things this guy reduces me to!

Peyton/Lucas breakup scene: I thought it was such a great job from production to have all those eyes cutouts from magazines on the wall, like they are watching her, just like the mural of all those people looking at her in real OTH. And the Peyton doormat drawaing, very nice! Lucas was of course an ass, what's new?!

Nathan vs. Lucas game: Nice to see that no matter what Nathan made an entrance in both worlds. I was waiting for the N.E.R.D. to start out with the whispering "I'm a dirty dog" like in the pilot, lol. Peyton got him there on time (nice to see no attraction to her either) and Haley was subjected to a "sweetie" comment by Lucass, Ew! The game was just as fabulous as the Pilot one, only this time Nathan wins. James is such a talented basketball player, it was so nice to watch his shots. Chia on the other hand, well, obvious double. At the end of it, "Rest in Pieces" blares and man, does it make me watch the Pilot all over again. I loooved the basketball scenes, I want more of them! Then he starts waking up and Lucass turns into Luke again and Haley tells him she loves him and then returns the bracelet/wedding ring, "Don't say I never gave you anything" and in the end Nathan is all alone calling out Haley's name over and over. This is when the waterworks started for me.

Nathan/Luke hospital scene: very nice Bros interaction. They have truly come a long way. Nathan's "Heaven was a place where Dan chose your mom over mine and Haley was tonedeaf" comment hit me very hard. He so very much wishes things were different. And great on Luke for calling Haley despite Nathan's request for him not to. I wanted to hear Nathan's answer to Luke's question of if the accident was on purpose. Will we ever know?

Nathan/Deb/Dan: "I love you mom", wow, I didn't think this was gonna be Nathan's first words to his mom. I'm glad he is gonna make the effort with her. Dan on the other hand, can't bring himself to come in.

Brooke, a/k/a Nancy Drew: a car receipt. Hmmm, I have a theory on that one, so we'll see how it goes. But finally, she put her time to good use.

Adults: Karen crying to Whitey over not finding Keith. I wonder where he is now. And Dan driving Deb to a clinic and telling her he'll be waiting for her; creepy! The adults are just as messed up as the kids.

Nathan/Haley phone conversation: How many times do I have to cry? As many as you have both the JLs giving a stellar performance and making me FEEL. Nathan saying to go after each other's dreams so as to have no regrets, no resentments and then letting her go, it just broke my heart. "Don't come home Haley, cause I don't want you to", Haley was just shocked afterwards, and I hope this is the kick in the butt she needed to see that she might actually REGRET loosing Nathan. Like D3 asked before, which would be the bigger regret, loosing the music, or losing the man she loves? She's gotta make a decision, and then live with it. I don't want her coming back just outta sense of duty, but because she loves him so much and she can't live without him any longer. These two have a long way to go in life, but is going alone really what they want? Love is a very powerful emotion and I'm hoping it wins out here, and soon, cause at this rate I think I should invest in Kleenex stock.

Two more Tuesdays to go and I cannot wait! Next one with the Karen/Dan kiss just left me speechless for a good while. Schwahn, kudos on the great ep, and may the next 3 eps bring us some enlightenment and some hot NH action. (What? A girl can dream can't she?)

Denise

Lifetime Piling Up ep2.20 airdate May 10, 2005

2005-05-11T12:33:00.000-07:00

Well, its that time again. REVIEW! First, I loved the episode. It was so goood!!!
I loved the opening voice over we got from Nathan this time instead of Lucas. (As if I weren't excited enough for the episode to start!)

This reveiw is going to be different than the others (which in actuality makes it like all the others since they are always different! huh? did you follow that?)

The high points of episode 2.20 - What stuck out:

Karen the bread winner and Dan the fumbling 1/2 man. So, did Deb's money make Dan the evil man he is today? Nathan hated his power - Lucas hated his lack of it.
I loved seeing the Rivercourt Boys again. Tim as Luke's best friend. What exactly does that mean? In an alternate universe Tim and Nathan would not be friends? Luckily in either world Tim was still a 1/2 wit. Gotta love that boy!
Keith Scott Motors. OK, so at first I thought they were saying that Keith married Deb, but then remembered the episode where Keith had said it was his dream to open up a dealership on his own. Well, here he got to because Dan did not have the money to beat him to it. I was relieved when I finally figured out Deb and Keith were not married. It worried me a little. I have to say I like evil Keith better than whiney, look-at-me leaving town again, boozie, Keith... speaking of boozie... ha ha ha.
"Equal Opportunity Instigator"- ah, Whitey, you wise old man. Did you all catch that picture on the wall of Whitey and Dan and the trophy blocking Dan's face. LMAO!
Is it just me or were the "stunt"/ "stand-ins" in this episode pretty obvious? Lucas had a stunt dunker. Was it because they couldn't lower the basket, or because our little CMM is all growed up and didn't want to hurt an ankle? Hmm. I don't have a problem with a stunt dunker. Just thought it curious that's all.
In relationship to the above... who was the red headed guy with the goatee driving the mini van when they kidnapped Nathan? I was like, is that Tim's dad? Is that a gaffer? Is that a stunt driver because they were close to mud? Again, I don't have a problem with it, just found it curious.
Keith and Karen having a torrid affair. Did he really say he would raise Lucas as his own? Well, at 17, it might be a little late for that. RUN KAREN RUN.
In Nathan's dream of heaven...even there... he wanted nothing to do with naked Brooke. That's our boy!
Dan visiting Nathan at the RC to offer money to bow out of the game. WAS IT JUST ME OR DID EVERYONE see James cracking up when Dan went all globetrotter?!?! I think that was a bit of James and not so much Nathan. LOL. Like can you see them doing about 50 takes and everytime JLa starts cracking up, you hear, "CUT!" and then he falls to the ground rolling and laughing his ass off. God, MARK, please put that on the season 2 DVD!!! PLEEEAASSEEE!
Skillz punched Tim. OK, I don't have a lot to comment on... I just like repeating it and replaying the shot in my head... pauses to review... LOL... Skills Punched Tim!!! TOO FUNNY! I liked it.
Dan in a letterman's jacket. 'nuff said. ROTFLMAO
Brooke putting together those shredded pieces. I love it. You have no idea. I am so going to buy a shredder and have Ashley find some pages that I don't know about and shred them so I can try to put them together. I am very fascinated by this!
...and no, I have not forgotten, merely saved the best for last... Old School Haley! How great were they in every scene together? The cracker jack bracelet scene. Awe. Of course he could not, even in his dreams, imagine that with anyone but them. And Haley's line, "Last time all I got was some tattoo with a random number" HMM. I'm gonna guess "23"
At the RC when Nathan won and Lucas told him to hurry back... I loved James' acting here. You knew he was coming around.. you know, waking up. Great acting chops! Then when Haley handed him the bracelet and it became the ring. MAN! Powerful stuff.
"Haley! Haley! Haley!" I was yelling it with you Nathan!
Lucas called her. I'm glad. Hello, NATHAN... you told Karen about Lucas' not taking the test. Ya know. There are some things you just don't keep from the ones you love.
Nathan calling Haley and telling her not to come home... this leads me to my overall thoughts:

"Heaven was a place where Dan chose your mom over mine...and Haley was tone deaf." ~ Nathan Scott

So, my best conclusions from this episode would be that while in this dream/coma state Nathan found out some stuff that he needed to about himself. Some of it Uncle Cooper had planted and some of it was always there. He realized the things important to his life and he found a way to deal with them. His mom, his wife, his brother, his dad, and his game.

His mom was obvious. He saw some of what it was like from their (Karen and Deb's) perspectives. I think he looked past his anger at everything and realized he was blaming the wrong people. I'm glad he made up with mom. Of course, as a mom, that scene was very touching. His wife was less obvious. I think he realized that it was ok for Haley to be important in his life, but he didn't have to have just ONE thing important in his life. I can't begin to understand the complications that come with that scenario. I understand that they want to go off and find their dreams so they do not have any regrets... BUT what about the regret they will have if they lose each other? Which is greater and which will be more costly?

His brother in the sense that its his new support team. Someone he can count on. His dad... well, I say his dad is important, but only in the sense that he can see that his dad cannot control him. His game... his dream... his love... his chance at high flyers.

I know that its all muddled and may not make a lot of sense. But if you just grab at the bits that are good then it can help. I mean, I am constantly surprised each week by what occurs. I never know what's going to happen next and I have given up on trying to figure out the inner dealings of the "mastermind." I am relaxed and enjoying the show at a new level and I'm here to say that I'm along for the ride. No matter what happens (Yes... no matter what! REALLY!)

AS FOR THE PREVIEW... I won't go into it. You can see it and deduce for yourself, but D1 and I did figure out that if Nathan moves back in with Dan and Lucas stays and they all live under the same roof... will we get Nathan and Lucas fighting over the bathroom scenes? Will we get Lucas pulling that brotherly prank and *flush* the toilet forcing Nathan to jump out of the shower soaking wet? UDecide Cingular vote of the week... Nathan in a shower... Lucas standing by the toilet... To flush or not to flush, that is the question. Vote A for yes and B for no. I don't know about you all but hell, I might switch from Sprint PCS just to vote for something that possibly could be the hottest tv moment. ::EYEBROWS:: bowm chica bowm bowm!

So, until next time. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. Watch Cool Hand Luke in your down time. . . read Generation X by Douglas Coupland. . . download Tyler Hilton's new song, "That's How Love Should Be" at itunes. . . find a new little coffee shop no one knows about yet- trust me, they will have one really great item on their menu that you will develop an addiction for!

Day 3... ok, now I'm bored. HA HA HA

2005-05-06T12:43:00.000-07:00

I've caught up on emails, I've cleaned my house, My work is organized and sufficiently done. LOL So... how does one who is banned spend the day??? Well, surfing of course!

I went by Lena's blog and snagged a few quizzes too. Feel free to click the links and play along!!!

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American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% Atlanta

65% Las Vegas

65% Miami

60% Portland

60% San Diego

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Your #1 Match: ENFJ

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

Your #2 Match: INFJ

The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Your #3 Match: ENTJ

The Executive

You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.

You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.

What's Your Personality Type?

Your Birthdate: April 9

Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature.

You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous.

You are ever sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you are very sympathetic and compassionate.

Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations.

This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You Are 50% Normal

(Somewhat Normal)

While some of your behavior is quite normal...

Other things you do are downright strange

You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

You Will Die at Age 64

64

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

Your Brain is 26.67% Female, 73.33% Male

You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

HOPE YOU FOUND ONE THAT INTERESTED YOU. IT WAS A FUN WASTE OF 30 MINS OR SO FOR ME. LOL.
TGIF!!! RRRIIGHT!?!?!

Day 2 Exiled into the gulp Real World

2005-05-05T13:52:00.000-07:00

Holy Cow!!! Whoever thought I would update my blog twice in one week? Todays post is just a message to the very special 21 people who know who they are! Let's call you "BLACKJACK" I'm from Las Vegas so 21=Blackjack. Bet big - Win big. Let that sink in. You'll catch on. Anyway, thank you all for everything you have done. I have gotten so much work done today. It was refreshing to be banned and I am not sad or regretful one little bit. All of your kind words, emails, IM's, posts, etc have proven that it WAS WORTH IT!!! **Insert hugs and other gross displays of affection**

Now, what have I been up to you ask... wellll, I have been keeping up on a few developments but they are best left explained at a later date. Watch for coming attractions on that front. HEE HEE. I think its funny that so many of you who read this will be like, "WTF?" and "God, D, way to be vague!" LOL. Sorry, but if you could see the happy dance I was doing right now you would forgive me and laugh your asses off!!!

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

Don't go into mass and announce you hate God and catholics and then apply to be the pope.
Don't lead an AA meeting drunk.
Don't try to give blood if you're a drug addict.

Ok all... back to life... ain't it great? See where I'm goin' here?

QUOTE OF THE DAY FROM MY GREAT BESTEST BUDDY WHO I LOVE GOBS AND GOBS: Don't dream it's over....we know they won't win. Thanks for everything PAT!

OH oH OH and adding: QUOTE OF THE WEEK: (posted by Finn21).....
The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them--words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it.

And Shannon, I've seen all your quotes too ::HUGS::

I'm Wide Awake...It's Morning ep2.19 airdate 5/3/05

2005-05-03T20:33:00.000-07:00

Mark Schwahn once wrote: "It's OTH Tuesday. Woohoo! OK, tonight's episode is a little...different. Some would say epic. Some wouldn't. Anyway, it was an ambitious undertaking and everyone stepped up."

Ha ha... I just wanted to start my posts like Lucas starts the episodes. LOL This definitely fell under the category of "epic" for me. The opening scene almost made me scream aloud. Haley and Nathan were in bed together all spoonin'. It was so damn cute... but then she faded and he woke up and she wasn't there. I should have taken the hint that this would be a tear jerker.

Dan sitting in Andy's, er, I mean "Randy's" classroom. LMAO and then dropping the whole relationship on his students and leaving with such flare... waving his hands "Discuss" as if to say "feel free to talk amongst yourselves." LOL. Chant with me... ain't no party like a Dan Scott part-ay!

Ok, so we finally got to meet lil' Stupac... aka Stuart Lafferty. They don't look alike. I thought they would look more alike... Stuart obviously spends more time in the sun. HA HA. Just kidding. I do like the way they made the race car driving thing work. The day of training first. Insert Editor (that's me) note: Alot of my friends were complaining about how unreal it was and like they would really get to meet a race car driver and drive the cars etc. To them I say... look at my week. I met Gavin and Tyler and Michael Tolcher and other great stuff happened that I won't discuss on my blog ... but let's just say that I believe. Anything that seems unreal tends to be the stuff that is the most real. Of course, I have freakish weird luck at times and stuff like that happens to me.

The one part of the show that did not gel for me was the scene in Tric... and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy... LMAO at Deb and the gals!!! But hey... I won't talk too much... that could be me in a few years ya know? Drunk and hanging out with teenage girls... oh wait... isn't that me now? OUCH!

Daytona sang, "When the Stars go Blue" and I almost cried for the first time this episode. James Lafferty... not only are you a hot S.O.B. but you acted your ass off!!! This was another stellar performance... were you trying to show off for your real life brother? LOL. Just kidding. You totally nailed it and if your agent does not get you some movies SOON I will freak out. I'm serious now... the look on Nathan's face when he left Lucas and Daytona sitting there... HEART BREAKER!!! Ahhh, HEAVY SIGH!!!

OK... I have to touch some other stuff in this episode... Mouth faked being drunk (and did it well) to hang out with Brooke. Awe. Whatever. It was a cute moment, but I would have preferred to see Tim do it. LOL. He's gotta be all sorts of lonely 'bout now. And hey... Mouth got to kiss Erika. I thought that was a good thing. I liked it.

NOW ENTERING THE CHURCH OF COOPER!!!!!
When Nathan and Uncle Cooper were walking out on the track I pledged my devotion to the guy. First, he's hot. Second, I liked that he was saying all that stuff to Nathan. Dude had to hear it. I will briefly recap this part with quotes because it will be the first chapter of the Cooper Bible for our new religion.
I like that Cooper was telling Nathan that maybe HE was not the person she fell in love with... you know, pointing out that he has changed... he's not the big tough guy on campus anymore... (technically) he is loving and caring and mushy and crap... which is fine, but its not the badass we remember (although he does show his evil eyes now and again and I get all excited and... er, back to the review.) I also love that he pointed out that Haley may not be the person that Nathan thought she was. NOW WAIT BEFORE YOU GO ALL CRAZY ON ME... I'm not saying he's right... I'm not saying he's wrong... I'm just saying they were valid points worth considering.
Chapter 2 in the Cooper Religious Book of Love:
Cooper: "It's gotta be true love for the both of you."
Nathan: "What if it was? What if it still is?"
Cooper: "Well, if it still is, man, you gotta fight like hell for it! But, the harder question is what if it wasn't? Trust me, that one's a bitch."

Man, here's where I lost it. Here's where James kicked ass again! God, I remember in season one episode pilot where I wasn't sure which brother would be my favorite... well, lock stock and barrell babies... James has done so well with Nathan that I want to seriously hug that boy. AGAIN... do I need to have a conversation with your guys, James? You need a major motion picture my man! (and not some horror flick... can we get ya into some comedy... I'd like to see how that plays out. LOL)

Andy in Dan's office asking if he believed in karma. I only mention it because it comes back at the end of the episode and because I love that Andy stood up to the evil master! There's a new kid in town and his name is... (sorry, have to stop... there's a fresh freckle face in the neighborhood... ugh, isn't that the theme song from ALICE? Great... now I got Flo and the gang ruining my concentration on this review!!!)

Oh before I forget, Peyton was in the episode. It was good stuff... keeping us on track with Jake which lets me know that the writers are not going to forget about him in jail and have him return when Jenny's like 10 or something. LMAO.

One thing that made me die laughing this episode was the language CMM had to use with Lucas tonight. "This is stinking great!" LOL. Damn you networks!!! hee hee.

Another Great James acting moment, "You know what I need Coop, some of that 200 mph therapy we were talking about!" Then the flashes back to wedding rings, first kiss, the after the rain scene and the choking of poserboy. Then he closed his eyes and just went with the crash. **MORE HEAVY SOBBING** damn you Schwahn. LOL

Lucas running to Nathan... Then in the hospital Nathan making Lucas promise not to call Haley. Man, tonight was a kick ass killer episode.

Final notes: Brooke with the shredded papers... I knew there was a genius in that girl!!! I really hope she puts it together, ya know? LOL

and the preview... well, Bizarro OTH is looking mighty fine.

The Lonesome Road ep2.18 airdate 4/26/05

2005-04-27T14:01:00.000-07:00

Well, I don't even know where to start. Nathan gets a phone call from Taylor. Uh, why does she have his phone number? Oh, right... she had just spoke to Haley. (another conversation concerning her that we don't get any details on!). Whatever! So, you're driving home broken hearted and your sister or brother in law calls and you show up at their Coyote Ugly style bar in some back water town. Yeah, uh, no.
I am glad that the fans didn't let me down with that whole Cingular uDECIDE thing. I hate that they did that... but I find that I have used their name (CINGULAR) more over the last week than I had in a lifetime. So, big whooptie doo to their marketing genius.

And, about this phone call... my phone barely stays charged for a couple of days... how in the heck did Nathan get so much use... I sure hope he packed a spare battery or that the lighter in his P.O.S. car works so he could charge it. Would hate to think that Haley tried to call and couldn't get thru because of a dead cell phone.

ABOUT HALEY... I posted this at FanForum, but it bares repeating... it is now OBVIOUS to me that the writers, or Mr. Schwahn himself, are purposely trying to leave us out of Haley's mindset. I mean, at first, I was like, "Great, these men have no idea what Haley would say so they just leave her speechless." But then I realized that it is an ulterior plot. We are not supposed to know where her head is at for some other reason. I mean HELLO?!?! Everytime they showed her, we could have gotten her voice... we know she has one, hell, we heard it enough in season 1. Let's discuss a few things that could have been played differently, shall we? These lend support to my "I know there's something going on" theory that I have been led into by my fellow Romantics.

Haley supposedly had some conversation with Taylor... they could have told us about it, but no! Nothing. Making Taylor's presence useless... other than the fact that she lets us know that Haley had something to say that we can't hear.
Nathan erases Haley from the answering machine... DUDE! Walk out of the room or something but let the message play... we all wanted to hear it!!!
Haley comes back to talk to Nathan after her set... but Nathan is gone. Hmm, another chance for us to NOT hear what's on her mind.
Haley starts to talk a bit... but unfortunately gets called to perform. AGAIN! We were this ----->...<----- this close to maybe getting something.
Haley stood up to creepy manager dude during the Nick Zano interview and left her ring on and corrected her name. Now... if you all remember... Nathan saw that interview and went straight to wherever the hell she was... so at most one day passed... why did she have her ring off? And she soo dropped the Scott.

Can you see a pattern? I'm so frustrated. All I wanna know is if it is over or not. You know... one way or the other just put us out of our misery.

Other story lines... Sherlock Pippi and Watson... aka Batboy and Pigeon... aka Dick Tracy and Madonna (hee hee sorry, not really)... aka THE HARDY BOYS. I was totally giggling all night long. When Lucas tells Andy that there was money... and a ledger and captain obvious Andy replies... a ledger? Well, sure that would make sense with so much money. Ummm, ya think? And I don't know about you, but I can't think of a time when I opened a book and didn't catch at least one thing in it... Was the ledger just numbers and dates or was it blatantly obvious? Like, "March 13th, paid off that weird loser dude Chris Keller 10,000 total funds left one beeellion dollarz"

Also... if Lucas took all those shreddings... will Dan not notice? I mean he walks into his office... "Didn't I shred a bunch of crap... Oh, guess our live in maid Rosita must have cleaned it, or pill popping Deb." Hmm. So, Lucas gets the shreddings and miraculously puts them together... a hot night spent on the kitchen floor of the Rowe house... Brooke and Lucas putting it together like a huge jigsaw puzzle. Brooke scratching her head and adopting the Pippi WTF face. Cut the sexual tension with a big ol' knife. Oh, Oliver North... you lucky bastard. Good thing there was no Lucas Scott around when you were in front of the committee!

And Dan was sooo on to Lucas! Evil Dan is awesome, but I wonder who will get the priviledge of bringing him to his knees? I do have to point out one thing... someone has brought Dan down before and it was Keith and Deb... all the way down to a heart attack... and look at his revenge! You sure you wanna mess with that fire, Pippi?

Brooke... taking over for Haley at Karen's Cafe. So, Joie officially is unemployed then? LOL. Sorry, I stole that from Mandie, I think... but it was so true!

I won't even mention An... well, I can't type it or that would be mentioning it. Let's just say, easy come... easy go! buh-bye.

Jake and Peyton. Jail glass "I Love You's." OK, so are these ILY's real? I mean, this is not more "false" feelings like we got in season 1 (that we only realize now because Lucas loves Brooke). She wanted to run away with him so they must be real... wait, didn't her and Lucas run away sometimes too... ok, so it was state line crossing, but they did like to go off together and be all broody.

I believe Nicki. I don't think Jake is Jenny's father, but I don't think it matters. Jake has been raising Jenny and blood or not... she is his. I did get all sorts of misty eyed when Jake told Whitey the story of finding Jenny in the back seat of the car with Nicki passed out in the front. That was just sad. I wonder where Whitey is going to take Jenny to hide her? How is he at changing diapers? And isn't she onto Gerber strained foods yet? It can't be all about the bottles STILL! Hope Whitey's eyes don't act up... wouldn't want him to lose her.

Time for my new segment... Observation of the week. LOL. This week it will be: So, Tric just remains dormant and closed? I mean is it a club that is only opened once a week? a month? Third Tuesdays? Just wondering.

Andy is fitting in nicely eh? Anyone else in Tree Hill wanna take advantage of the rich guy?

M.I.A. Denise1 and I are trying to get Tim Smith put on a milk carton. Where in the hell is that boy? And where has Mouth been during all of this Brooke leaving drama?

I did love the flashbacks last week, but it doesn't mean that because we got hot N/H they can just shift us to the backburner. We need closure... or resolution... or a whole new episode of just flashbacks. LOL.

***Looking forward to the next Brother Centric episode.*** Special appearance by a little Lafferty named Stuart too, I hear. Hmmm. Can't wait. In the meantime, don't forget to visit, Scottology It's good clean fun for the BroHo minded. LOL

217 - "Something I Can Never Have"

2005-04-24T16:00:00.000-07:00

Well, after a 6 weeks hiatus (Otherwise commonly known as hellatus) One Tree Hill was back, and boy, was it a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Overall I liked the episode, I give kudos to Mike Herro and David Strauss for finally giving us NH fans what we've ALWAYS wanted: At least the statement that NH do have sex like a normal newlywed couple. Herro and Strauss are my heroes for giving us those AMAZING flashbacks! Now, on to the brief commentary:

Jake/Peyton/Jenny/and the incredibly annoying Nicki: Ok, my annoyance with S2 J/P is well known, but now throw Nicki into the equation? What court holds custody hearings that quickly? Hmmm, I guess NC is special. **rolls eyes** Poor Jenny, her father isn't making the best of choices and her mother is a slut. Can't they give temporary custody to Jake's parents? Oh wait, that would require for them to actually BE in the picture. Nevermind I guess.

Brooke/Lucas: Ok, I am TOTALLY with D3 on this one. Lucass just makes my head hurt. So, the flavor of the week is now Brooke who he now loves dearly. Where was that love again when he got out of the hospital after his accident? Oh yeah, with Peyton. Hmmm. These 3 really are poised to become a creepy threesome. I personally don't care who he ends up with (Alone and living like a hermit sounds very appealing to me) but could we at least have more of a backstory to give his feelings credibility?

Felix/Anna: I am SO ready for the Tagarro siblings to exit my screen. Stage left please! Felix definitely needs some courses from the "Dan Scott Evil Incarnate School of Crime and Deceit" he can't even vandalize school property properly. Fool! And Anna, well, I give her props for turning Felix in to the principal and later on coming out to her brother. It's not an easy conversation to have with family members. Still, they both need to go. They are using up precious minutes that could be used for higher purposes. **coughNHcough**

Karen/Andy: It was great of Karen to give Keith the file on what she found out about Jules/Emily. It is only fair after having butt-in to his love life to leave it up to Keith to move on with his life, whether alone or with Jules/Emily, if he so chooses. Now Andy, I think he saw that cheesy reality show "The Benefactor", because now he is just handing out to the money to those in need (Jake). Really? How about helping Nathan pay his rent and getting him a decent car? How about donating money to the school so that they can paint Peyton's locker again? Hmmm. Well, he's still hot. 'Nuff said.

Peyton/Brooke: It's almost comical having Brooke's parents actually give a damn about their daughter, but even more so to categorize Peyton as being a bad influence on Brooke, LMAO! **sigh** Clearly they took parenting classes with Deb Scott. Having Brooke move in with Peyton would've made total sense though, not moving in with Karen, her ex-boyfriend's mom. Uncomfortable much? Noooooo, it's just peachy. I hope Karen can buy patience pills.

Keith/Dan: Ahhh, the second Scott generation. How great was their tussle in Dan's office? Ahhh Dan, so evil yet SO hot! I was lmao when he admitted he couldn't keep a straight face. Keith finally grew a pair, but I was pissed they used a different take for the "I've got nothing to loose" part. I loved it in the promos when he SCREAMED out "But YOU do!!!" It was so much more emphatic. Oh well, at least we got the fight. In the words of Paris: That was hot!

Brooke/Charlotte (The Starlet: Michellynne Mc Guire): Ok, I was SO glad the "cameo" was very brief and only dealing with Brooke. Michellynne did well on her role. Sophia was so fabulous in this scene! I was lmao at the "Well, well, we have a nightly banjo duel, and then there's the cousins swap, and on friday nights we all take baths together". ROTFLMAO!!! Ahh, see? I love smartass Brooke! Please appear more often.

Lucas/Karen: I think their scene at the cafe merits mention, only because it caused me to chortle; Pippi is now "Dan's one weakness"? LMAO!!! Yeah, dream on Lucass! You will always play second fiddle to your little brother Nathan. Besides, the person Dan loves the most in this world is DAN. Where do you think Nathan got that "looking at himself in the mirror" bit? Snow White? NO! Watching Daddy Dearest himself pay homage to the wonder looking back from the magic mirror: Who's the prettiest one of all? Why, it's YOU Danny Boy!

Brooke/Felix: FINALLY! They broke up. I think this is the most interesting this couple has been. Ever.

And last but not least...

Nathan/Haley: Those 4 flashbacks will forever be burned in my memory and have a special place in my heart. I nearly fell off my bed at the sexy shower scene, specially when Nathan took off his boxers to join Haley in the shower. Being late never looked so sexy. Then the trip to Atlanta, man, he was so considerate of her feelings and that forehead kiss and that hug was so intimate. There is nothing he won't do to see her happy. Oh and when he bent over to get the bag from the closet? NICE VIEW! LOL. Then my favorite, the answering machine message. That scene was funny, cute, and sexy as hell! It's those little moments that I wish we could've had more of before this whole music debacle occured. That scene showed they are like any newlywed couple and it confirmed that theirs is not a Lucy/Ricky Ricardo life, Nathan and Haley DO have S-E-X! The shock! It was great. See? They don't have to show a mini porno a la J/P to show a couple in love and being intimate. Then the flashback to him carrying her over the threshold. **Sigh** I was in cloud nine. It was everything I had hoped would happen. He was sweet and sensitive to her needs and she was just happy and in love and totally hot for his bod. Now, how they ended the ep with that awkward visit and the shared I love yous, his assurance that he'd wait for her and then her confusion and saying she didn't know if she could be what he needed. It just broke my heart. It made those wonderful flashbacks so bittersweet, because they were once so happy and now, its just all so hard. Nathan is someone many of us girls wish for; loving, sweet, thoughtful. HOW is she all of a sudden confussed? He is everything I'VE been looking for and so far haven't found. I keep banging my head against the wall trying to think of where Haley's head is at. I read the theories and I just want to finally KNOW what she is thinking. I hope that comes soon, because watching them apart and without their wedding rings, and with that fabulous and very fitting song "What are you afraid of" by West Indian Girl, I just cried. Like their situation or not, this episode made me FEEL something, it made me laugh, it made me roll my eyes, it made me cry! That tells me my love for this show is still justified. Indifference would be the oposite, and I am FAR from that. I love this show, and I will watch it till the end. I just hope the angst eases up and NH can be happy again. And soon please, my little heart can't take much more!

Next week, hmm, no comment. I did vote though. I guess it's wait and see.

Later guys, and KEEP THE FAITH!!!

Denise 1

Something I Can Never Have 2.17 airdate 4/19/05

2005-04-21T22:26:00.000-07:00

Well, long awaited... but here I am... OTH is back and so are the updates (even if I am slow at it.) I will leave the complete episode description to Denise1... I can't sleep and thanks to Stef... I thought I should do a little blogging here. (Sorry, hon, it won't be the FULL recap.)

First, I was so excited that we got N/H hotness. It's like my future husband, Mike Herro, knew we were dying for it... but then threw in that whole ending! I just wonder why they want us to be so against Haley? I have to admit that at first I led the Haley bashing bandwagon... (shrugs) but I'm over it. I found the lost "faith" that I claimed to have earlier this year. It just returned. (OK, D1 really restored it today with some help from my other FF optimists.)

The best part of the night...THE FLASHBACKS... thanks to Babss and Renata and Ally... here is a pictorial recap:

.........zzzzzzzzzz............. Sorry I faded back into fantasy land for a bit... I have to say that this is the happiest I have been ALL of season 2!

Now, just a few things to point out from the episode:

Keith - leaving again? So soon? OMG! Would you just stay gone or quit threatening us. You said you have nothing to lose but Dan does... stay and take care of business! Sheesh. It was the first episode I liked you...and then you go and throw in the crybaby again... to quote a line from a song I heard when I was five, "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, Guess I'll go eat some worms." Funny now how I realize the double meaning of that. (eating worms=death)
Dan - Oh you evil puppet master. Are you on to your son(s)? Can you actually be *gulp* taken down? How did you fit up in that crawl space? Where was Deb? Hmmm.
Peyton/Jake - and they all lived happily ever after? Even with Nicki around and all the custody stuff, Jeyton finds the love... coughNathanHaleycough (now how is that fair? hee hee I know we got flashbacks... but Jeyton'ers got upper buttocks earlier. ok, ok, *goes to pout in the corner* )
The professor and MaryAnn - first, can Andy pay for me to have a good lawyer? How about just pay for me to take some more classes at college? Karen... taking in Brooke? Oh, yeah, this is going to be just peachy. I can see the discipline trials now!!! Good Luck with that!!! Whose side will Lucas take?
OK the item I have been avoiding... I was torn about whether or not to post this, but then I remembered, "IT'S MY BLOG AND I CAN BITCH IF I WANT TO!" (sung to "its my party") BROOKE?PEYTON? and LUCAS... dun dun duuuuuhhhn... Starters, I don't care if Lucas is with Brooke, Peyton, Anna, Nicki (eww, ok, not her!!!). What I do care about is the logic. I don't understand why when Lucas was faced with death he realized he "needed" Peyton and hurt Brooke to get there. Now... Now... it's all about him loving Brooke? God, I'm so confused. Oh Mr, Schwaaaahhhhhhn... what the hell are you doing to my head?

CONGRATULATIONS to the happy couple... Chad and Sophia... all the best. And Ashley is even happy for you too! Let's just hope that your children do not have the same temperment as your puppy... or you are going to be VERY tired!

Well...I will leave the rest to D1... if she ever gets her butt over here!

OTH Tour Lawrence, KS 3/14/05

2005-03-16T10:19:00.000-08:00

Where there's a will... there's a Denise... no, Denises!

First... we got there early! Before 430p and there was already a little line started. I had signed up for a meet and greet thru Tyler's e-team (the Trackers) and got that so I was so excited!!! The sign did not have Joy's name so I called Tammy desperately worried!!! But a small bonus at the time in my mind was Bryan's name on the door! whoo HOOOO!

Ok, so I go to the will call booth with the other "Trackers" (there were 2) and the people who won on the radio to get my little wrist band for the PRE show meet and greet.

We got the girls situated up close by the stage and then went down for a PRE meet and greet. Tyler... oh how I love thee... ER wait, hello, hot Bryan in the hizzouse. Holy cow... that boy was looking so hot!!!!!!!!!! I get to Tyler first and apologize for the whole December Jingle Jam concert. LOL. Then I give him my little bag of roadtrip boredom busters (fun stuff) and he was so psyched! He called his dad over (BOB!!! his manager) and we chatted a little. I gave him the pic of the guitar to sign that will be my next tattoo. He seemed amused by that. Then I asked if we could get a picture because I need one of us for Tracker points. He says, "Of course" and his dad was all like, TOTALLY. His dad, BTW, is the coolest guy on earth. He made sure we got hooked up!

Next I scootched over to Bryan. I pulled out my DVD insert and opened to the page with the cast on it... I go... "I think it is a gross injustice that you are not on this page!" He laughed and goes, "Want me to draw myself on there?" WELL DUH!!! Then I said I knew that Unscripted wasn't true, but if he hooked up with Krista I would totally have to send George Clooney a large number of emphatically upsetly written emails. He laughed and goes, *one eyebrow cocked* "You know its not real." Again, I think, well, DUH! My new nickname for Bryan... captain obvious!!! So he hands me the autograph and goes, "Sorry, he's a little skinnier," And I GO, "Yeah, well so are you this year " and of course he laughed again. They seemed to get a kick out of signing for one Denise after the other. LOL. I leave that for Denise1's post.

I felt bad when I got to Michelle and Jessica... They signed my DVD cover (lame, I know) and I was all, Congrats to Michelle... ***NOTE*** Michelle Branch was freakishly nice. Like super sweet. I'm not a huge fan, but god, if I were a man, I so would have swapped spit with her!!! The guy then starts knudging me out when I was standing there waiting for D1. Bob Hilton sees and comes over and says that at the Post meet and greet he will be sure to get us pics with Tyler. (There were only like 25 ppl in line for the pre show... but they were like pit bulls about the cameras and stuff)

Oh yeah... the concert...Bryan sang like 5 songs. He was really good. He was so amazingly hot. Tyler sang practically his whole CD! Plus a new song and another song that *bonus points for you all...* he intro'd by saying that most guys just want to be a hoochie coochie man!!! LMAO. he was so cute. Ashley was the only with a sign besides Becca (From the Tyler website) and Tyler totally saw her signs and gave her "the nod" lol. Or so Ash says... i couldn't see that well from the side. Some tall guy was in front of Ashley and MacKenzie, but after a gentle plead from me and then about 20 guys behind him saying, "Awwwe, come on dude" he moved aside to give up the front row to them LOLMichelle and Jessica sounded amazing. Michelle sang a couple of old tunes which I loved! I was so disappointed about joy still. I mean we didn't get to hear any of her stuff or get any Tyler/Joy duet... Bryan/Tyler duet...

POST SHOW MEET AND GREET... So we were like almos last... and while waiting for our turn in line, we met Jacko and Joe who we got pics with... D1 took all the pics so we gotta wait for her. LOL. The line got held up at Bryan so Tyler and Jessica were just sitting there (the line curled around so it wasn't my turn but they were right there!). So, I mean, hey... I start talking to them! Jessica said Joy was filming. And I made Tyler laugh and clap with Tammy on the phone to hear. HEE HEE. Then it was our turn again. Ashley gave Tyler the pillow she made him in HOME EC (which he was so sweet and cute about... he totally loved it and showed it to everyone) and asked for a hug. He was so awesome. When we got in the car she said that his cheek was on her cheek and when he answered her question, he kind of whispered an uh-huh or yeah in her ear. (Awe my mini peanut had a moment!!!)

Bryan gave hugs to the girls too and Ashley pipes up, I love Unscripted-even though I'm not supposed to watch it! Sure... bust your mother for letter you watch the R rated series! LOL (Wait, is it PG13 I hope) Ashley was dying to see Jessica so she could ask where her sweater was from. Awwwe. LOL. So my turn again, Bryan starts signing our autographs and realizes... hey... Denise...didn't I already???? So, while he signed Denise's or right before... I give the phone to him and ask if he will talk to Tammy... He gets all smiley and takes the phone! How hot is he... I nearly peed my pants!!!

Tyler takes the Teen Vogue magazine I brought and is all, "What's this from" so we start talking about how long ago the picture was taken etc. It was soooo cool because we were at the end and totally got to talk for much longer than a lot of people. Plus there were 4 of us so we just pretty much moved in. LOL. Tyler was saying that he didn't even know about the prom date, until he saw that when it first came out. He was all, how weird is that, that I'm going to go to someone's prom with them!! ROTFLMAO. he didn't seem too excited, but was being totally cool. Denise1 was snapping some more pics of Tyler/Bryan and Jessica together and Bob said they would meet us on the side of the building by the tour bus because he could not take pics with people in the venue... we... and they were being rushed out. The workers there wanted us gone. LOL. So, we went around the side and Bryan comes walking by... says more hellos etc. Oh there are like 7 or 8 of us now... we 4 and the other other Tracker gals. Then Bob comes up with Tyler who was wearing his sexy- geeky- I love- and want to marry him- glasses. LOL. So, I blurt out without thinking... "Oh, yes! Those are your sexy glasses!" and he goes, "So these are sexy?" LMAO. He posed with me and D1/Ashley/MacKenzie and then we bailed after I chatted with Bob for a bit longer. His dad is so friggin awesome.

I am so glad Denise1 could be here, but I am so sad no JOY! OH YEAH... the reviews that I printed out... we gave those to Bryan and I wrote a note on the cover, "If Mark can't come to Oz, then Oz will come to Mark. We miss the mastermind at Fanforum" (Or something like that) and Denise1 goes to Bryan... give this to Schwahn... then Bryan starts asking about FanForum. I'll let Denise1 finish up...

When we met Tyler and Bryan they both mentioned Ashley and her signs and when Tyler signed Ashley's poster... it went like this...The original poster: Everywhere YOU (in red glitter) go, perfection! Then Tyler wrote: NO, YOU! underlined and stuff and signed it. IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!
Denise3
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Hey guys So KC was lovely and so much fun getting to meet D3 and Mini D (my nickname for her daughter Ashley) and hanging out with my friend Mari and her husband and their kids. One constant word though: COLD!!!

Now on to the concert...D3, Mini D and her friend Mackenzie and I get there early and while the girls are in line we go ask for the nearest convenience store cause my camera picked that day to have its battery die on me. Battery purchased, film in my pocket and pizza and sodas later and we were in line. No Joy on the poster, I was so bummed. I had really wanted to see her and be able to buy her CD. At least we got the greatest replacement in Bryan Greenberg!!!

D3 got so lucky she got 2 red Pre-show meet and greet bracelets and she was so sweet and gave me one since I had traveled from Miami. (Mini D is the coolest kid for being such a good sport about it) We went in, I bought Tyler's CD and we all got green Post-show meet and greet bracelets. After leaving the girls close to the stage and with our jackets we got in line and since by then it was confirmed Joy was not gonna be there I went to go buy a OTH T-shirt for them sign but since I got a poster with it and the shirt is cute and I wanted to be able to wear it I put it away and instead had the poster ready to be signed.

After 6:30 PM we were led backstage and while we were waiting for our turn we hear some girl already in the room scream, must have been when she saw them. D3 and I just laughed and shook our heads. Before we went in while 4 others were with them we are looking in and my first thought was: BG looked freaking HOT!!! So we went in, D3 handed Tyler his boredom [bus/road trip] bag and he loved it, signed her stuff and then it was my turn. Tyler was really nice, extended his hand to shake mine and asked for my name. When I said "Denise" he got a puzzled look and I was like, "yes we have the same name and yes we are friends" Tyler signed my poster by his picture and thanked me for coming to the show.

Then BG, **sigh** he just looked HELLA HOT! He asked for my name and when I said it he went "D-E-N-I-S-E?" I'm like "Yeah" then he goes, "That's my mom's name!" And he smiled. Gorgeous smile! I said that then I had a cool name. He thanked me for coming and I mentioned I had come from Miami. He was so surprised and he goes "Miami?! What are you doing all the way over here?" Tyler heard him and goes "Florida, wow" I said I went to visit friends and go to the concert. Tyler asked his dad, Bob, if they were doing any shows in Florida and he said no. I told them that's why I traveled over there to see them. They were so sweet and thanked me for coming again.

Afterwards they led us out through the outside (COLD!!! I had no jacket on) and then back inside. The show started and Bryan was just FABULOUS!!! He sang both songs he performed on OTH and then a few of his own, including "I sorta have a girlfriend" which he sang in Unscripted. I was humming along and when he got to the part they aired on "Unscripted" (I bet she's f-ing around on me, so I better f- around on her) people screamed, LOL. It was awesome. He is such a good guitar player and performer. I took a bunch of pictures, so lets hope they come out good. After his set they took a bit to set up for Tyler. BG came out with a bottle on his hand. He got the crowd going and then introduced Tyler.

Tyler's set was so awesome. Very lively, he was very funny and so cool. He mentioned "Glad" was written after a foreign exchange student from Germany and the crowd laughed. He sang a blues song and joked around with the crowd and his band. Great performer!!! After a looong time setting up for The Wreckers, Michelle and Jessica came out. They both sounded fabulous! Michelle was so smiley and Jessica pointed out her family and friends were in the audience. They had the longest set of them all and sang awesome. I got mad though, at some point Michelle had to request something; some idiot was smoking! She asked for that person to please stop because she is pregnant and that smell really bothers her. What idiot thinks its ok to smoke in a crowded closed venue? Poor Michelle. Anyway, the concert was awesome, I had a blast, talked to Tammy on the phone at some intermission. It was great.

Waiting for the Post-show M&G we talked to Jacko for a bit and got a picture with him. Then Joe came over and I got a pic with him too. D3 told him he had the coolest hair. Both guys were super nice! After a looong wait and having to smell the lysol or whatever they were using to clean the venue, we got to the table and BG, Tyler and Jess are there. BG was first and recognized me from the pre-show m&g. He said "Denise right?" I told him how I really loved him on "Unscripted" and have seen all the episodes. I asked if they were getting a second season and he said no; apparently it was only meant to be a one season thing. I told him I loved the coffee scene with his friends and he said "Oh Snaps" for me like on the show. He told me that Nick and Dragon are really his friends in real life and he got them a part on the show. I did not know that, that was great of him. The girl after me was named Rebecca and he looked at her and me and goes, "I got someone with my mom's name here (me) and now my sister's name, is there a C--- here? (Can't remember the name he said, must have been his dad's name) He smiled, so cute.

D3 and I gave him the printout of this thread and he asked which website was it. (Time to post here too BG!!!) He said he'd take it back to Schwahn. Tyler called me the girl from Florida, lol, and signed his CD. Jess (who had earlier told D3 that Joy was not there cause she was filming) was so nice. Afterwards I hung around to get a pic of all 3 of them together. When everyone had gone I asked if I could take the pic and they all huddled up and I got my pic.

Kelley, BG and Tyler were playing with the snap wrist bands you gave them. Oh and from when we got there we thought of just walking around saying "IDressInGold" figuring you'd be bound to reply, but it just sounded so silly, LOL. Sorry, we didn't have your real name.

We saw BG walking to the bus, poor guy must've been hella tired. It was so cold outside. He said hello and then went into the bus. A few minutes later Tyler comes, sees this girl in only a t-shirt shivering and gives her his jacket for while we took pics, such a gentleman. And yes, he did look very good with his glasses on. His dad was a very cool guy, so nice and sweet to everyone. It was a great time, I had a blast and got back to my friend Mari's house late and then stayed up even later to pack.

I've been up since 6:30 AM I had a lovely time with my friends and then at the concert, but after a long day of flying and waiting around in the airports, there is no place like home! I missed my family and my dogs, lol. Kansas City, you were good to me, I'll definitely be back to chill with my buds and go to another concert! Sorry I went so long, but I took a nap and now I'm wired, lol. Pictures to come in as soon as possible. Denise 1

One More Day to the OTH Tour

2005-03-13T10:06:00.000-08:00

Hey all! Just a drive by update. Tomorrow is the One Tree Hill Tour!!!
I have so enjoyed reading everyone's updates at FanForum! Thanks Susan for starting that thread! Before the WB!!! ;)

So, tomorrow night... MONDAY MARCH 14th LIBERTY HALL LAWRENCE, KANSAS has finally arrived! I have been so excited! I hope Tuesday night I will have time to come back here and update... It's an hour drive Monday night from my place to the concert and then I gotta work bright and early on Tuesday! It is sooo going to be worth it though! So, everyone watch for my updated blog... I'll see if I can't get Denise1 to get her butt over hear and post as well... hers will probably be later since she is flying home to Miami on Tuesday.

And in the meantime... click on the banner below and become a part of the e-team!

My new Obsession

2005-03-07T16:51:00.000-08:00

I am so excited for the OTH Tour to come to Lawrence, KS. Yes, it's an hour drive, but like I care. It's Tyler. Denise1 will be here from Miami...and other OTH buddies have been warned to look for us. LOL
Visit Tyler's website.

Ok, short update today! Back to filling the OTH hiatus (hereafter known as "hell-a-tus" thanks to Erin ;) ) with my Tyler CD and all the other yummies I can find.

PS. Thanks D1 for the Jack Johnson intro. I am loving it!

NEW LINKS:

Official Tyler Hilton Website
Send Tyler's MTV A-Z Artist Page
Official Tyler Hilton Media Player

D3 finally shows up!

2005-02-25T17:57:00.000-08:00

So, work has been crazy, as usual coming from my mouth! But I did goof off a bit this week! What the hell... I needed my BUDDIES!

I won't get into OTH too much... Denise1 covered us there. I couldn't say it better... Her "corner" has officially become a "city block" LOL.

Sark is back on ALIAS which, of course, led me straight to the board at fanforum. Thank gawd, for my like minded David Anders friends there... it will be a tough week... "you put the lime in the coconut!" :THUD:
Lost... well, its going...but I want more present day stuff and less back flashes now... although I am dying to know the fat kids story!
West Wing was all about Toby and Josh fighting... I need Donna to get her skinny white ass in gear!
Rory and Logan are driving me straight bonkers. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THEM?!?!?! There were a couple of crappy eps this year on Gilmore Girls... but they have redeemed theirselves. OK...enough about basic catch up... what is really up????

SO... for some reason, I decided to put my Tyler Hilton CD into my computer at work and finally watch the video for "When It Comes" and listen to the bonus track. How did I not see all that sooner? I swear he totally found my "special place" of the heart reserved for nerdy hot guys. LOL. Please Susan, Erin, Pat, Charli, and Sophia...forgive me... but I can't.help.myself.

As you know...most of you... Denise1 will be in Kansas in March... we're going to the OTH Concert on the 14th ... I hope we get some extra cast members from the show. I'm in heaven as it is.

OK, I just realized that I did a whole post and no comedy! WTF? I feel better that I am caught up... but sorry I couldn't really entertain today. LOL BTS... it was an honor to have you hear. LOL. I hope you clicked on the links and saw some back posts... we can be very entertaining. I promise. LMAO!

***NEW SHIPPER THREAD... RIGHT HERE AT MY SIDE OF THE HILL***
Mark Schwahn and SUSAN... hee hee... join the MUSAN fans now. LOL
Or wait...stop... reverse that.... Susan and Mark = SARK! rotflmao I knew I loved ya!

OK, until my next post... Denise3...

Ep. 215 - Unopened Letters To The World

2005-02-22T22:49:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, long time no post. I felt there was a really great eppy in 213 "The Hero Dies In This One", very emotional and heartbreaking, but after that ep I did not feel inspired to comment. Pod Haley is just too much of a downer at times. But ok, tonight's ep restored my post show happiness, so I figured a review was merited.

James did a kickass job!!! I was amazed as usual at his performance. This guy has gotten SO good and it's amazing. He does Bad Boy Nathan so well, and he had THE best lines all throughout the episode, and I'll be quoting most of them here, lol.

N: "Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows anyone." Wow, his pain is so palpable. I was glad to see that even Whitey tried to reach out to him, but he rejected it.

JP: His "you smell insanely good today" was hot, but still, it just feels rushed, it's too soon. Is this all because BG was only signed for 8 eps?

BF: They bore me, they really do, but as the audience who knows what's up with Anna, I was cracking up at Felix's comment on the topless beaches: "Imagine the buzz kill when I found out my sister is there." LMAO!!! And Anna Tagarro, that was the first we heard of their last name. It's kind of unusual.

Keith/Jules: He bought her a house. Man, he's gonna break next week!

Nathan/Dan: I just love any scenes between these two. D: "Nate, how you been?" N: "Drunk, bitter...Kind of like Mom" LMAO. The writers really do love James. Then I was half proud half WTH is he thinking about quiting just to spite Dan, he's got rent to pay, and now without Haley's income! **shakes head**

Lucas talking about his "Best Friend" Haley, "Until this year it's always been Us against the world." Wow, so he remembered how it used to be. He said he understood her need to leave but that all he needed was to tell her he loved her and that he would miss her, just to say goodbye. I could understand him there, but I think this came too little too late.

Nathan: "Haley Hates Pink" LOL
Lucas: "A Clown?"
Nathan: "Yeah, they creep her out." ROTFLMAO!!! Ok, Haley and I are alike in those two things. Maybe she saw "Poltergeist" or "It" like me, LOL.
Nathan: "Voicemail. I hope you don't still got that crap." Aww, and here I feel for him again.

Dan/Karen/Lucas @ mediation: I was SO loving Dan's "loving, two parent home" speech, and then he said: "I understand sometimes things aren't always as they appear." SHOUTOUT # 1 from Schwahn. (There are many more throught the eppy) And then Karen: "There is not a court in this country DAN, that's gonna fall for your ass of a suit and your crooked-ass smile and your assy frat-boy haircut!" LMAO!!! Moira was priceless here! But yeah, way to keep it cool in front of the mediator Karen. **shakes head**

Brooke's Party: Felix and his stoner friends, yeah, I knew there was something off with that kid. Was this reaveal the beginning of the end for Brooke and Felix? They are so boring that maybe their breakup would be mildly interesting. Nathan: "Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol." *snorts* ok, perfect delivery. Ahhh James, how I love thee. Tim's video was hilarious, and Classic Tim. I missed him and his dumb ways, lol.

Nathan/Lucas in the car scenes: Ok, Nathan had awesome lines. He's hurting and his defense mechanism is Bad Boy Nathan. "Nice wheels outside. Gift from Daddy?" "Move or I'll run you over." "God I love my life. Think we can out run them?" "Alright Luke, seeing as how I've already been arrested once this year, it's been nice knowing you." He pulled the sympathy card! I couldn't believe that Lucas switched seats with him. Plus, that Kasabian song "Club Foot" in the background. Just AWESOME! Schwahn has excellent taste in music. I love British bands.

Jake & Peyton's date: It was cute, I can't deny that, but still, why does it feel so rushed? I love these two characters, and I was so excited to see BG back on the show. But I can't invest myself in them unless BG becomes a series regular.

Nathan/Lucas jail scene #1: N: "Hey, call for a pizza. I'm starving." L: "Oh you're hilarious. Someone's gotta bail us out." N: "No problem. Call my wife. Oh wait a minute, scratch that." Man, James was perfect. His facial expressions conveyed so much. HIs anger, his bitterness. He does Bad Boy Nathan SO well.

Mouth/Ana: The ski mask bit was so funny, lol.

Karen/Andy: Here was Shoutout # 2 from Schwahn: Andy: "There's more to this than meets the eye." I love Schwahn and his veiled shoutouts to us. And I loved Karen for telling Lucas to call the father he loves so much. Yes, it's not a very motherly thing to do, but she doesn't know the truth. All she knows is that Lucas left her for Dan.

"Marvin McFadden" a/k/a Mouth. Finally, his full name. Marvin. LOL. (I immediately thought of Marvin the Martian)

Jake/Peyton post date: Ok, so here's what bugged me; he's gonna move back in? Hello? Doesn't he think Child Services will frown upon this? Needless to say so will her father, once he comes back into town that is. What will he think of Peyton's sudden "Ready-made-family"?

Brooke and "Marsh": Ok, so this was all to show how nice Brooke is now. At least there was no Felix stuck to her side, and I did find this line of Brooke's hilarious: "I don't think so buddy. It's rosy palm for you tonight, ok?" LMAO!!! Thank you Schwahn, too funny.

Nathan/Lucas jail scene # 2: L: "And is it any wonder she left a stroke like you? Look at yourself. You're pathetic." Woah there Luke, easy on the endearing words! I could see it as him trying the tought love routine. trying to knock some sense into Nathan, but then Nathan started taking shots at him and BAM! Hot Brothers Fight! What Lucas said about Haley liking Chris better than Nathan was way below the belt. I was so glad Nathan got him with a nice right cross punch!

Brooke's confession was sweet. But perhaps it was too "saccharin sweet". I mean, when did she become St. Brooke? I like her still, but c'mon, more spunk and less sudden sainthood.

Nathan/Lucas jail scene # 3: I was surprised Lucas told him the truth. Granted, he omitted his having HCM bit, but he told him the rest. Nathan's reactions were as expected from BBN: (bad boy Nathan) "Of course it is (the truth). Nobody's faithful anymore. Nobody can be trusted." "That's outstanding. What else you got?" "Yeah, till she sings a duet. Goes on tour." It all leads back to Haley and her leaving him. This is really eating away at him and he's in pain.
L: "She got a dream Nate."
N: "No, she left to be with Chris. She kissed him before she left."
L: "I'm sorry."
N: "That's what she said when I called her. I lied. She said she was sorry. Said she loved me and it wasn't about Chris. She just needs some time to figure everything out. Do you believe that? Cause If I love her and if she loves me, what's there to figure out." I got teary eyed here. So he must have called her twice, since the first time he got her voicemail. He is really trying. My heart ached for him. I was torn here. I loved that we heard him say that she told him that she loved him. I needed to hear that, but I couldn't help being a bit miffed that we didn't get to see this call. Althought if it was gonna leave us with a bad taste like the one between Lucas and Haley, then I guess I'm glad we didn't see it. Still, what DOES she have to figure out? This is what kills me. We don't know her side, how she is feeling. She loves him, what's there to think about? They need to resolve things TOGETHER, they are in a marriage for goodness sake! It just hurts to see him this way. Another excellent performance from James.

Dan/Jules talk @ the church: I do not buy his sudden magnanimous "gift" to Keith & Jules of not saying anything. He's gonna let this one go? Please! he probably thought that since she was gonna tell Keith the truth that this would change her mind. After all, I'm sure he's got a helluva show planned for the wedding day. He is so deliciously evil and funny. Jules: "You couldn't turn your cellphone off in a church?" Dan: "It might be God." LMAO!!! I love him, kudos to Paul.

More Brooke funnies: "Last week they sold one of the O's in my name so now I'm officially BROKE Davis" LMAO!!!!!

Dan/Nathan/Lucas scene outside the police station: I love scenes with these 3. they are so electric, so emotional, and sometimes, oh so funny... D (to Nathan): "You should have your mail forwarded here. Did they give you the same cell as before?" N: "I don't know, they redecorated." ROTFLMAO!!! Nathan reminds me SO much of myself, a smart ass with a big mouth that gets him in trouble. N: "Don't cut any deals for me like you did for Lucas. Oh, and tell mom Keith says Hi." Ohhh BURN!!! Can I just say I loved Nathan in all his bad ass glory tonight? LOL. Dan letting Luke go after Nathan was unexpected at first, but then again, why not? He's clearly using Pippi to reel Nathan back in. L: "Thank you, Dad." WOW, my jaw hit the floor at that one.

This next part of Peyton's video was actually one I really loved, Hil did a great job, this to me was Shoutout # 3 from Schwahn: "It's pretty amazing how temptation can be silenced by a ray of hope." *sigh* Mark Schwahn, I love your writing. Our temptation to abandon ship, to leave because of all these crappy moments for Nathan & Haley, and then this great episode that has given me hope. Yeah, it IS pretty amazing.

Nathan/Lucas at the apartment: I love the scenes between the brothers. They've come so far.
L: "She still loves you, you know. Look, it sucks that she kissed Chris, but Haley married you. I kinda think that wins out over some confused kiss."
N: "Maybe I was the confusing part for her." This is what killed me again. He is doubting himself here, he thinks it was something in him that caused her to leave. His parents pretty much left him to his own and now Haley too. He's gotta be wondering if it isn't something in him that causes people to leave him, and this breaks my heart for him.
L: "Nathan, Haley fell for you when you were a different guy; a lesser guy. Maybe you should remember the real Haley, even when she is lesser too." I loved Pippi for this. (ok, this will most likely be temporary, lol) Nathan needed to hear that, and so did we. That was Shoutout # 4 from Schwahn. Haley is not perfect, nobody is. We should remember the REAL Haley, the one we all love, especially now that she is lesser and is in POD Haley mode.

Nathan/Lucas @ River Court: I loved that Lucas brought back that comment from Season 1. L: "Deal with the pain, somewhere along the way it gets easier." Awww, it was Wise!Pippi week!!! Some of the best advice Nathan could receive. The same is true for us NH fans that are hurting. I think this was Shoutout # 5 from Schwahn, to us Romantics. Seeing the destruction of NH is SO painful, but we gotta look forward to better times. I believe they are coming. Things will get better, and it will get easier. We just gotta have patience. I do now Mr. Schwahn.

I did not mind Anna so much this week. I felt she had a purpose and I loved her 2nd speech. Jake's video about falling in love seems so sudden. Is this what he should be focusing on when he could potentially loose his daughter? I like JP together, but the timing kinda sucks.

Lucas and his video was really great. Talking about his brother havng a difficult time lately, wishing he could help him and admitting that even getting along is new to them. I loved what he said: "I guess that's how brothers are; better to each other and worse to each other than anybody else." Very sweet. And his acknowledgement that he needs to get closer to his father, to find out how to beat him and set those he loves free. Wow, SO good. I knew he'd be playing Dan, but this is playing with fire. Can Pippi be this loveable every ep? L: "I just hope I have the strength to tear him down for good." I hope you do too Lucas, for everyone's sake. Very foreboding.

Whitey: How much did I love having the wonderful Barry Corbin back in the spotlight? A LOT!!!
Young Brian: "I suppose a fellow just wants to fit in. Find a good girl. Maybe one day do great things. Her name is Camilla and my wish is that one day she'll agree to be my wife, and we'll grow old together. I'd like to have a boy of my own one day. Maybe lots of kids. I'd like to try to teach them right from wrong, good from bad. I'd like to let them teach me. I think I have something to offer them. Or I hope so. I guess only time will tell." Oh I cried for Whitey, for all the things he wanted, for all that he couldn't have, for all that he lost. But he did acomplish teaching a lot of kids and making a difference for them. Beautifully written Mr. Schwahn. And then the dedication of this great episode to the memory of his late father. It was so heartbreaking.

It was 3 for 3 now. I've cried in the last 3 episodes. I just love this show so much. It feels like its getting back to the way I loved it, about two boys and their father, about love, about friendship, about life. I am really sad that we only have one more ep before another hiatus. Six weeks now, how am I gonna cope? Oh yeah, I'm going to Kansas City to visit my friends Mari and Denise 3 and we're going to the One Tree Hill Tour. Yes!!!!!!!!!!! It's gonna be SO much fun.

Promo for 216: Nathan: "Don't do it Keith. It's all a lie!" ARGH!!!!! Drunk Nathan! He ended tonight on a better note, but I can totally see his frustration still getting the best of him. And then Karen calling Jules "Emily" YOWSA! Next eppy looks AWESOME!!!

Till next week kiddies!

Denise 1

Ep. 211 - "The Heart Brings You Back"

2005-02-01T06:27:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,

At first viewing this episode just made me angry. I must have yelled WTF at the TV like every 5 minutes. First Lucas goes to see Brooke and then leaves. He just looks weird there. I will cling to my original theory on who Lucas loves, but that is better explained later on.

I was left super confused right from the beginning. I couldn't for the life of me understand the H/C at the Bus Station scene. Was that her daydream or his? WTF? I guess it only makes sense for it to be hers, and when he said "married girl" it brought her back to her senses and that's when she pulled away and said "I can't do this". This left me SO mad at her. Specially when you see Nathan had been sitting there for so long that even the candles he had lit before were almost out. Then skanky-ho sis comes to the door. **rolls eyes**

Comment on the James sisters and the rain: Get better bras girls. Both of them came out nipples-ablazing. Taylor looked the slutty part alright. And her waaay too obvious come hithers to Nathan were just nauseating. **mimicking** "Can you grab that?" Ugh! Must we suffer through another Nicki-esque character? I thought I would be loving all members of the James clan. Let's hope that Vivian and Quinn are different; let Haley have some decent siblings. I AM wondering about the James boys though. Would any of them want to come to TH and beat Poser Boy's beehind? I'd pay for the airfare.

Jake and Peyton were very cute. That hug, *sigh* JAKE!!! I am so glad that BG is back. I missed ya BG!!! I hope he stays until that 2 hour season finale. Ok, so Jake came back because Lucas called him. Hmmm, so Chia was calling 411 Nationwide or has he been interning at a P.I.'s office secretely? And Jenny is still in Savannah, so Nicki is hopefully far away. Jake sleeping on Peyton's bed with her was sweet. He looked so shaken though. He is SO into her. *sigh*

I was glad to see that an attempt at continuity was made briefly and that Haley showed up wet at the apartment. N: "Where the hell have you been?" Oooh, he was MAD! Angry Nathan is HOT! H: "I just... I needed to clear my head, Nathan." From what? Remembering that you have a husband and a home and school and work commitments? Don't annoy me Pod Haley. And Taylor's saccharine "Little Sis!" ARGH! N: "You were with Chris again, weren't you?" H: "Will you just listen to me, please? (Pause) It's over, OK? He...left town... he wanted me to go with him." Why the pause Pod Haley? I don't know if this was Joy's delivery of the line or intentional, but it didn't look good for her. She called her sister Hurricane Taylor, and there was so much rain, me doth smell a weather analogy at the end.

Lucas and Brooke were so boring. Blah! I liked them in S1, but now? They just don't make any sense. If he cared about her SO much then why did he cheat on her with Peyton. What happened to that oh so great love her felt for Peyton? Was that just meaningless? This just makes him look so flighty. And gag me when Felix tried to display his disgusting macho antics by kissing Brooke in front of Lucas. All he needed was to beat his fists in his chest and claim his woman. Look George of the Jungle, just go back and slam yourself into a tree.

Karen and Andy, hmm, seems Karen is always quick to jump the gun and think the worst of Andy, and he conveniently always has the perfect excuse but can never tell it to her right away. I don't think they will last very long if they keep this up. It's a shame, cause I liked him. Lucas and Jules: why would Karen hire her? A girl who doesn't know how to make a Lond Island Iced Tea is just a blasphemous twit. The horror! Go learn how to make my favorite drink, STAT! Conveniently though, she had a quick excuse about Dan. Yeah. whatever.

Peyton showing Jake the club was cool. The set of TRIC is just rad. But, (continuity issue again people) how could Jake see H/C kissing at the bus stop and then make it to see Peyton at that alley BEFORE the rain started? it rained right after that disgusting kiss, so what gives?

NATHAN: (Smiling) "Huh... see, I don't know CPR and even if I did, I wouldn't (Lucas looks away.) give you mouth-to-mouth so... try not to drop when I'm the only person around." LOL. Eww, I wouldn't even wrap my arms around him to give him the Heimlich maneuver, much less put my mouth anywhere near his for CPR. Chia's got kooties or much worse. (Remember two words people: Nicki and carrousel) **shudders** Anyways, so Nathan thinks Taylor was his first. I say "thinks" because I think Taylor is messing with his not so good memory. Too much of an ick factor if she was indeed his first.

Felix & Brooke: Boooring! NEXT!

Nathan and Taylor talk @ the apartment: MUST she be so flirty with her sister's HUSBAND? T: "Well how do you think I got this great ass?" "You know, I still can't believe little sis snagged such a hottie. I mean, usually, I get them first." Oh and ever heard of body lotion? What's she gonna do, roast herself with the baby oil?

Peyton and Anna was not a shocker per say, but man, I gasped at the kiss moment. Whatever made Anna think Peyton was into that? The episode was a bit choppy too. They cut to commercial and right away came back to the next day with the same two girls. Peyton was so cool about it though. I gave her kudos for that.

Lucas and Felix: was that a fight? The bench gave the best bruise, so in my book IT wins. Lucas could've kept on hitting Felix but he decided to be the better man, but Felix played dirty. Do we wonder now why I don't like him? I'm sorry Schwahn, I gave him a chance but smarmy and amoral guys don't do it for me. He kicked Chia while he was down. Quick everyone, post flyers warning other students of this guy, specially the ones wearing glasses and in wheelchairs, cause he has no respect for anyone.

N/T @ beach house: Pure side note, James looked MEGA HOT in this scene. Really. I kept on rewinding it. His hair was perfect, his eyes so blue and expressive, and *THUD* ahhh yes, he looked gorgeous. Beyond that, Taylor irritated me. T: "Well this time I'll only nibble." "I was having too much fun watching you squirm." "Does that make me bad?" "I guess we could do that. (Looks pointedly.) This time." **gags** She is SO obvious!!! Someone kick this pedophile out of Tree Hill please. Send her packing with the rest of her kind (i.e. Chris). James looked hot though. (Ok, felt I needed to say that again, lol)

NH talk: I was glad to see that Haley was annoyed at Nathan coming home late. I guess the taste of her own medicine left a bitter taste. GOOD! H: "We are supposed to be working on our marriage." "I don't wanna lose you" Oh she won me back there. Those were glimpses of Real Haley. She doesn't want to loose him, so fight for him then! He did all the wooing the first time around. YOU mess up, then it's YOUR turn. N: "Wha-are you threatened by her?" H: "I don't trust her." Oooh the roles reversed. He gave her the same words she gave him about Poser, "threatened". And she doesn't trust her sister, much like Nathan didn't trust Chris. Oh the sweet irony.

Detective Lucas found out about Jules too easily for my taste. I smell something funny here. Could it be all part of Dan's evil plan? Maybe. At least I hope so, maybe then we'll get Dan back. I missed him this eppy. (Yes, he's hateful but I love him anyways, lol)

JP: I was so glad that Jake asked her to go with him to get Jenny. I love these two.

H/T: So there was the spine we knew Haley had once sported! She threw out Taylor! Unfortunately Nathan pulled veto power on her. Taylor looked so smug though, I wanted to slap her silly. I get that Nathan is trying to cover his beehind here and since they agreed to keep each other's "secrets" it made sense, but the look of hurt on Haley's face bothered me. I felt bad for her there, but then, it's not like she doesn't deserve it just a little. I'm torn. I love her/I hate her.

JP: His beef jerky comment was cute. He looked so natural sitting there in her car. J: "Top up or top down?" P: "Down. I don't think it’s gonna rain today." After all the weather analogies thrown in here, I hope this is true soon. Please let the sun come out for these people, they need good moments badly, EVERONE in Tree Hill (specially NH).

L/A: when she told him about her being Bi, his WTF face was priceless. It was like he was thinking "Uh-oh, did I turn her to the other team?" LOL. Notice how when she mentioned it was Brooke he had feelings for he neither confirmed nor denied. He just let her assume she was right. Unless the words "I LOVE BROOKE" come out of his mouth I won't believe it. Call it me wanting to have some faith in Lucas, cause if it's Brooke then he is just a lying creep.

Andy/Karen and eating crow: ok, they ended up ok, but next time how bout we try a little thing called TRUST kids, ok?

Skanky Taylor trying to look all sexy at Nathan from the mirror, EW! I was soooo glad that he looked uncomfortable and immediately looked for his wife. I don't believe that he feels anything for Taylor, except annoyance and a normal feeling of being uncomfortable around her. This is after all his wife's sister and she is blatantly coming on to him. Him wanting to help Haley out and the little brief kiss between them at the end made me feel slightly better. I DO hope that they resolve all their issues and soon. I love this couple, and while I'm not deluded to think that all will be peaches and cream, I do not want anymore 3rd parties thinking they can break them up. I do believe they are in love with each other, so it's time to show it.

The previews are irritating as usual. They feel like they are being made by an ex Jerry Springer employee. Whatever! I just hope that we get cute NH moments to help us weather the storm that is sure to come. I want Pod Haley and Nathan to go away and bring back my couple from S1. Will the real NH please stand up?

I know I sound like I hated the eppy, and at first glance I did. I wanted a rusty knife to go psycho on Mark B. Perry for writing this eppy, but you know what, it was actually great. All my feelings were exactly what they wanted to elicit from me, and they succeeded. If I had been numb to the whole eppy, THEN it would've sucked. So all in all, a good eppy, just not containing the happy NH that I wanted. I'm sure it'll come though, Schwahn will come through in the end. I have faith in you Mr. Schwahn, so prove me right. At least my S1 DVDs made me happy.

Later guys!

Denise 1

We got Season 1 on DVD

2005-01-30T13:54:00.000-08:00

Well, the new job is definitely keeping me busy! I barely have time to go to FanForum anymore, so I will be resigning my post as moderator there effective 2/4/05. Was that the shortest reign EVER or what?

I have watched season 1 on DVD again. It just reminded me how disappointed in TV I am this year. Examples:
1) One Tree Hill is ok, but the dynamics I loved in season 1 are fading. (Do gotta say that Bryan G is SAVING THE SHOW!)
2) Alias... alias... alias... *rhytmically shakes head side to side* First no Sark, and now this random episode crap.
3) West Wing... boooor-ing. Just give me Josh and Donna and let me be happy! But don't throw it into a fast relationship... I like watching the flirting and playfulness!
4) Gilmore Girls... why do you have to rush the Rory/Logan thing? and Luke and Lorelai are putting me to sleep. Can we spice it up without destroying it?
5) E.R... don't even get me started on the huge waste of potential this show is exerting. Kovac/Sam could equal some really HOT stuff! Shane West is not getting used to the best of his capabilities... enough of the whining new doctor crap! Shane, babe, I know you are trying to get away from you fandom of teens, but trust 'em, you + romantic stuff = RATINGS.
6) The OC... stands for the only thing I still like about the show = the Opening Credits! Ok, I'm being a little sarcastic, Seth is still awesome and I still love Sandy too. But that's all! LOL
7) Numbers - slow starting, we'll see where it goes.
8) Point Pleasant - Still testing the waters
9) American Dreams - Maybe it is the lack of romance in my life, or I'm just a dreamer; but I want to see more boy/girl dating kissing interaction.

I know, I know, I should just go buy a smutty romance novel and be done with it, but I don't believe we have to torture through an entire season of disappointments just to have one really kick ass finale. Now who's with me?

I took forever but here I am

2005-01-18T09:28:00.000-08:00

Hey guys,

It's been a long two months and to tell you the truth I've only seen Episode 210 once. I couldn't bring myself to watch it again. The lack of spoilers didn't help matters, although when they finally came I don't know if they just made things worse. But I'm choosing to think that at least I'm prepared for the road ahead. So to write this review before the new episode airs I resorted to reading the transcript for 210. So here we go.

Episode 210 - Don't Take Me For Granted

I really hope that the voiceovers at the beginning keep on happening. I like the quotes and it gives Chia something smart to say. Brooke's smashed windshield: How convenient that Felix was just then getting out of his house. And if he wasn't guilty, why didn't he say so and offer her a ride to school?

L/N/H: Lucas lied to Haley about Nathan's whereabouts. Way to choose sides Chia! And don't Lucas and Karen have a couch? I'm sure that would've been more comfortable than sleeping on the floor. N: "Only in Tree Hill" LMAO!!! My sentiments exactly buddy!

F/A: The Weiderman Twins again. A: "I stayed at Peyton's." F: "Ah, that's great. Mom and dad will love that!" Ok, more proof to everyone's theory that Anna bats for the other team. It seems this is the real reason why they move so often. But what's wrong with that? Are their parents so hung up on appearances that they hide their shameful daughter? Please! It's the 21st Century now, wake up and smell the sexual liberation.

Keith/Dan: Keith Scott, Vice President. Uh, what parallel universe has Keith stepped into? I hope he can smell Dan's funky I've-got-something-up-my-sleeve smell.

B/L: Friends again. I like it. But can they please just STAY friends? L: "because you're better than that." Does this mean that then HE in turn isn't better than that? He slept with a random stranger in a carousel. At least she was banging the rich new next door neighbor, she knew where he lived.

F/M: It was about time that Mouth told off Felix. I did like Felix's comment though: "It's a rule of life Mouth; whatever crap you pull...always catches up to you." That should go for EVERYONE in Tree Hill.

N/H: "It's not about the camp, Haley. It's about trust." You know, I was SO pissed at him telling her to stop seeing Chris. I was like, how dare he. But now in hindsight, I can see where he is coming from. It IS about trust and I'm hoping his faith in her is justified, because so far he has been taking the first step for everything.

B/P: Ok, so apparently there is no security personnel in THH because the students can spray graffiti without getting caught. I missed the part where anyone in THH can consider Peyton a Dyke. Was it her cheerleader outfit that gave it away? Or the many mini skirts she constantly wears to school. Or the fact that a few months ago she was dating and sleeping with THH most eligible then bachelor. Clearly those are warning bells that a girl is a lesbian. She must go work for the CIA because her undercover work is flawless.

B/F: She hands him an estimate? What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
B/P: So P is the school's new circus clown, everyone staring at her. P: "Yeah, well I haven't been the old P. Sawyer in a while have I?" Very true. I miss the old Peyton, who do we call to get her back? B: "Yeah...but...I have a quiz next period and if I miss it" This coming from the least studious girl in THH. Since when does she care about school? Oh that's right, since she might actually have to study to get ahead in the world. She picked a fine time to start, when her best friend needed her the most.

N/C: Ok, I seriously got hot flashes. I just LOVED the glimpse of old Nathan that we got and how scared Poser Boy looked of him. N: "You could smile and act cool if you want to but the fact is, man: I used to destroy guys like you. Daily. (Chris is petrified.) It'd be a shame if something happened to this hand; you couldn't play that little guitar anymore huh? (Chris tries to get away but Nathan pushes him back.) Just like it'd be a shame if you were taking advantage of Haley. Don't cry rock star (Pause) ruin your make-up." THUD. He was so HOT when he said that. I find his anger sexy and well executed. Kudos to James for a fabulous scene.

P/L: So he asked her about missing Jake. I liked her response: "When is the last time we even had a conversation about something real?" Those two have not been close since the Nicki at the party incident. What would make him think things were hunky-dory with them? L: "Whatever you think...I really do care about you, Peyton." Ok, This is what makes me believe it is her he still loves. There has been no indication before that its Brooke. Consistency please writers.

Keith/Jules: I think that she seriously fell for him. She is trying so hard to break him away from Dan's evil presence.

H/L/K: So she told him off for lying to her about Nathan sleeping there. *Gasp* was that Haley having a backbone? And then Karen: "Lucas Eugene Scott!!" ROTFLMAO!!! Ok, what kind of painkillers was Karen on during childbirth? I hope Eugene is her dad or grandfather's name, because it's the only acceptable way (and then not so much) of giving a poor newborn baby such a name. And about the HCM test, glad to see Haley was worried about Nathan. But the best here was Karen: "Oh, grow up! THAT TRAGIC HERO CRAP ONLY WORKS IN THE MOVIES (Goes through his drawer.) AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T SHOW YOU AFTER THEY FADE OUT? The hero's mother putting her foot up his ass!" LMAO!!! She went Red Foreman on him, finally! Kudos to Moira, I loved it.

L/RC guys: I was lmao when Junk said Karen was scary, LOL. Good to see there are some kids who DO listen to the adults.

N/H: Our usual warm embrace. At least its something. Beggars can't be choosers. H: "I just-I don't want anything to come between us." I hope she stands by her own words. I'm starting to see her as two people. Regular Haley and Pod Haley. Regular Haley I love, but Pod Haley can go to Hades and stay there. Remember your wedding vows honey.

L/Dan: Ok, so first let's go with my comment on the scene. So it wasn't Dan who told Karen. At this point in the episode I was like, Nathan couldn't; could he? D: "Your mother can't bear to lose you, Lucas. Neither can I." Awww, Daddy Dearest, don't make me break out the Kleenex! OK now, What cracked me up just now was the scene's description in the transcript: (Lucas squints some more.) ROTFLMAO!!!

P/A: So there were rumors Anna was gay. Ok, and notice how smoothly she threw in her question of if Peyton was gay. I'm glad that Peyton is taking a stand for something. She is a strong personality and I like it when that comes out.

The montage: H not going in to see C, good move. B letting the air out of F tires, bad move. P spray painting her statement t-shirt, good move. Keith staying in TH to work for Dan & stay with Jules, bad move.

B/L/A: Was this supposed to make us think they still have residual feelings for each other? It was just so blah! And Anna sure is a talkative girl huh? **rolls eyes**

L/M: So Mouth admitted to breaking Brooke's windshield. At least the boy is honest enough to want to pay for it.

P/Mr. Turner: Ok, so why wouldn't you immediately remove offensive writings from a student's locker? Mr. T was a jerk here. I can understand his wanting to enforce the rules, but then enforce ALL of them, not just the ones that are convenient to you. I'm sure her dad would have a few choice words for him considering he did nothing to protect a student. P: "Can you hear my song now, Mr Turner?" Go Peyton! And I'm sure all the boys loved her red bra display.

L/M and B/F: So Mouth got wasted on one drink and rode his bicycle to Brooke's, lol. And Felix had a gf named Kayla. He was hurt before too. Wow, now they can bond! (Smell the sarcasm here people).

N/L: ok, can Karen spank her son still? L: "that SUCKS THAT YOU TOLD HER! (Nathan looks away.) AFTER I COVERED FOR YOU WITH HALEY!" N: "About where I crashed for a night, not about my life!" And Nathan is the youngest here? Whiny Chia is annoying, please stop, give him a banana or something.

B/P: It was so heartbreaking watching Peyton cry and I was glad to see Brooke was there for her, that is until Felix came out and ruined the moment. At least this Peyton said made the scene for me: "I miss Jake and...Jenny...and my mom." Kudos to Hil, great job in that scene.

H/C: Man, it was even hard reading that. I'm glad I chose not to watch it again. She had to say good bye, she's polite, it's in her nature. What is NOT in her nature (at least from what we've seen before) is to be allowing a random guy to kiss her. I know she was startled, but c'mon, I would've pushed him away the split second I saw his grimy head lower towards mine. EWW! And she told him he was wrong, so STICK TO THAT "REAL HALEY". Let's kick Pod Haley to the curb!

P/A: Anna is such a fair weather friend. I'm glad Peyton kicked her out. But then calling Creepy Rick? C'mon, you'd think she'd have learned her lesson when Duke Guy tried drugging her and assaulting her.

N/L: I was so aww at seeing Nathan preparing a romantic dinner for Haley. It was his apology to her. And I was glad he set his brother straight. N: "till you tell this girl how you feel...(Shrugs) Your heart's gonna be flawed. You need to talk to her Luke." Ok, now who is it!!! I guess we'll find out in 7 more days. Ugh!

Deb/Karen: I couldn't believe that Deb spilled the beans about her sleeping with Keith. I smell something funny here.

Keith/Jules/Dan: I KNEW IT!!!! I just KNEW that Jules was a Dan plant. And poor Keith said he loved her. Man, Dan is Eeevil. I love it!!! LOL

L/A: So he comes clean and admits to her he has feelings for someone else. FINALLY!

Rick/P/J: Ok, Peyton was buying drugs from Creepy Rick, and then.. dun dun dun...JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **THUD** I remember screaming my lungs out when I saw this part. I wanted to pet the screen, LOL. He didn't look pleased though. I can't wait to see what's gonna happen here. Bryan, may your next 8 episodes be fanfreakingtastic!!!

N/H/C: Nathan sitting there, waiting for her to come home, man, that just broke my heart into a trillion pieces when I saw her show up at the bus station. I'm hoping with fervor that there is a reason for that. Poser Boy looked so smug, I wanted Nathan to come wipe it off with one big punch in the nose! Pod Haley, please let Real Hales come back and let her return to her HUSBAND, you know, the one she exchanged VOWS with? Thanks.

B/F/L: So Brooke gives Felix a chance and they kiss. In true cliffhanger fashion Lucas is just outside the door.

Now, during these past 2 months I've always thought this whole episode is made to make you think things are one way but in reality they are another. It's one big misdirection. I hope I'm still right. I think Chia goes to Brooke's but not cause it's her he loves, but to ask about Peyton. And I hope Haley went to see Chris to set him straight. Well, anyways, the weather here in Egypt is lovely. LOL.

See ya next week guys, and have some sedatives on hand just in case.

Denise 1

Now it's MY turn!

2005-01-14T06:06:00.000-08:00

Hey guys!

So D3 had cool little quizzes and said to me "Listen Slacker, go do them and post your results". So I said "Yes Ma'am!!!" LOL. So here I am and for mind twins, surprisingly we only had one of these quizzes in common.

Vertigo by U2

"The night is full of holesThose bullets rip the skyOf ink with goldThey twinkle as the boys play rock and roll"
In 2004 you partied so hard... you forgot how to count.

What 2004 Hit Song Are You?

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Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered,
powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see,
being fire you are quite strong and powerful,
people look up to you greatly and often seek
your protection. You have the ability to gain
many friends and you are always one people can
count on to do what you say you will do. You
are extremely loyal be it friends or family
you'll stick up for them and you are never
willing to put them in a position that could
hurt them. You know what roll you play in life,
leader, and you intend to let people know it.
Not everyone is capable of leadership but you
certainly have the willpower and flare to do
it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself,
one that can often lead you into trouble. Once
your mind is made up there is no changing it
but no one said that was a bad thing.

.:-What is your true element?-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
brought to you by Quizilla

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Athena

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Fun loving, childish, innocent and pureYou are a sprite of the Air: Fun loving and
childish your naive nature only enhances how
truly cute you are! You may come off as too
childish but only because your not burdened
with all the rules and regulations of
adulthood. You are carefree most of the time
spending your days playing tag or naming all
the clouds you see in the sky. You are
generally kind to everyone because you have
lots of love and happiness to share! Making
friends comes easy because they strive for the
innocence you possess but be careful, being as
nice and kind hearted as you are people will
try to manipulate your nature if they have not
already. Don't ever let anyone mold you to
their standards although I doubt anyone could.

.::=What type of Mythical Sprite are you?=::. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
brought to you by Quizilla

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Ok and yeah I'm hoping to update the blog on the last episode this weekend. It's been a long hiatus, which hasn't been made better by the promo aired this week, but "This too shall pass".

Later guys!

Denise 1

Just for the fun of it...Quizzes to pass a little time.

2005-01-13T09:27:00.000-08:00

Here is what song best describes me... pick the link at the bottom to find YOURS

100 Years by Five for Fighting

"Every day's a new day...
15 there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to choose
Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live"
2004 was about thinking and reflecting - but isn't every year?

What 2004 Hit Song Are You?

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What's Your Element???
I think I am getting addicted to these quizzes... This one was odd, but made me think... isn't it weird that we always have one opinion of how we think people see us... but we are often so far off! Here is what this quiz said about me... Now you try it...

Your element is Rain: Sad, lonely, distant and
unique. You are quite distant from emotion and
people, but you have been made this way by one
thing or another. You are truly unique yet fail
to see it, and are quite creative be it in art,
music, writing, ect.. You used to let people in
now you don't even bother to try having been
hurt so many times in the past. Your attitude
is that you don't need anyone but yourself,
people are just trouble waiting to happen. But
you really do want to trust someone no matter
if you see it or not, deep down your waiting
for someone to come and set you free. This kind
of depression can turn dangerous, don't let
them get to you. Not everyone in the world will
hurt you, humans are humans and are not
perfect. So most likely sooner or later you'll
meet someone who feels like you do and perhaps
your shell will eventually disappear.

What is your true Element?

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I really liked this one... What Greek God are you?

Athena

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Wait! This is my Favorite one... heh heh

Mysterious, elegant, creative and calm
You are a sprite of the Water. Creative and one of
the most beautiful of sprites, you strike
wonder and curiosity into the hearts and minds
of all. Even though you are capable of
attraction and seduction you are way above all
that, you understand the true meaning of life
and are very open and understanding of life's
mysteries, most likely you are one of them. You
are respectful of all ways of life and do not
judge one due to their position or station in
life. You are gifted in the ways of
understanding and given the chance are usually
full of good, wise advice but your not the type
to take the stand and express such things. Your
laid back nature can be troubling, you don't
take many risks and prefer to keep things as
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I think I'm losing my mind this time.

2005-01-10T11:54:00.000-08:00

OK... so January is well underway.

Last Wednesday we got all new Lost and Alias. It was a fantabulous night. I was happy. Except Wednesdays are turning into the night from hell... so much to watch. I got all my VCR's going. LOL.

David Anders officail website has been updated. David Anders GO VISIT IT!

My links on the right hand side have been updated. Added Sarah... the avi/icon queen!

If you would like your journal/blog/site added you can contact me via the tagboard or by leaving a comment at the bottom of this post... You can all email be at vysed@yahoo.com

OK, so this was just an "update" post. Still waiting for Denise1 to get her little butt over here and do some posting too. ;)

To visit me more often go to FanForum and find the One Tree Hill, Alias and life as we know it boards. (Also, the Shane West thread.)

Good Bye 2004

2004-12-30T09:03:00.000-08:00

I just thought I would stick in another personal post... my blog, my rules right? Actually I am stealing the idea from Lena... and I hope D1 gets her butt over here to do the same! SLACKER!

This year was such a surprise... Turns out, I am not a weird, insane and abnormal person. I found FANFORUM and a whole world of people who are very much like me. I made new friends and found some new actors/shows that I really enjoy!

I took a couple of nice vacations... one to Mexico and the other to England.

I actually started writing fan fiction, but limit myself because the other very talented writers at the rivercourt put me to shame.

I got my Sarkney wish fulfilled just under the wire... promo of them kissing made me fall over!

One Tree Hill continues to surprise me... Jake reappearing and still no NOOKIE for Nathan and Haley! The creator of this fabulous show is kind enough to grace us with his presence and posts at Fanforum and that has been so cool.

So... no, I won't make New Year's Resolutions (other than the nookie for N/H!!). I just want more of the same from 2004. Happy New Year EVERYONE and see ya on the boards. Denise3

Happy Holidays... and the hiatus continues.

2004-12-22T11:53:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone. Just doing a quick drive by post today. First, happy holidays or winter or whatever you celebrate... or don't.

Our (d1 and me) gift to you is the semi continual update of our fics. Visit the Rivercourt (link on right hand column of this page) to read D1's If Tomorrow Comes and also the new and LONG awaited follow up to Life and Love. Yes, you are not dreaming. I actually have started posting it! Woot woot!

Shout outs to Lena who has been sick but I cannot feel entirely sorry for. Her bed time has brought us a couple of good updates and new stuff AND I know for a fact that she has been served up quite a bit of "pumpkin" over the last month!

Thank you all for the Christmas cards and Thank you to Hayley for introducing me to my new fandom of LAWKI and Jon Foster! LOL.

I am really enjoying my moderator position at FanForum. Awe, can you feel the love? hee hee.

OK... ONE TREE HILL. Everyone is talking about the lack of spoilers and some new promo. I, of course, miss it all! D1 will have to supply anything along those lines. I know nothing! NOTHING!

I did see Tyler Hilton in concert last week (Jingle Jam in Kansas City on Dec 14th). He was really good. I finally bought his CD and I really love it. If you want to see a picture of him from the concert you can visit FanForum or just email/ask me. (I also got a few pics of the other artists... Benji and Joel from Good Charlotte; Vanessa Carlton; Aaron blechCarterblech; and Ryan Cabrera was there... but I got busted with my long lens and didn't get anything good of him. LOL. Oh well.) I told the story of how Ashley and I got to meet Tyler. I won't bore you all here with it, except to say that I really liked him. (This does not let Mr. fancy pants Chris off the hook though!!!)

Enjoy your holidays everyone and remember:
LAWKI on Thursdays at a new time 7pCST/8pEST
ALIAS returns on January 5th.
A new show starts January 3rd, but I can't remember the name of it. It stars an Arquette sister and she is a psychic... oh I think it is called The Median... gotta check it out. It looks good!

Don't Take Me For Granted - S2 ep10 aired11/30/04

2004-12-02T07:31:00.000-08:00

I honestly don't even know where to start. I am trusting Denise1 to do her play by play recap... so I am going to try and ramble thru the high points for me.

First, how could I even start to say anything about this episode without screaming "JAKE!!" at the top of my lungs. (Was it just me, or was he lookin' all Rob Thomas/Matchbox20 like?) I am not sure where Mr. Schwahn is going with it... but we got 2 months to agonize about it. I will be keeping myself occupied by reading Denise1's fanfic that picks up right where the episode left off! If Tomorrow Comes Trust me... GO READ IT!

No one does evil like Danny boy, and no one does madmom like Karen! The parents were great this episode. I love seeing Karen trying to discipline a 16 year old teenage boy! LMAO! She even scared the crap out of the Rivercourt boys! Not to mention, sharing "EUGENE" with us. God, I hope that was a great grandfather type family name! Ewww, a thought, what if Dan's middle name is Eugene to? LOL!!! As for the other adults... Keith STILL creeps me out. And, I don't know why. He just does! I seriously feel like I need to bathe after watching Keith episodes! Sorry, Craig, but you got that look about you... like, like, like you've been parusing the kiddie porn again. BLECH!

I am not going to bore you all with my thoughts on each of the cliff hangers. I am going to say that I am not taking anything at face value. I am not believing that just because Lucas was at Brooke's, it means he chose her... it could... but I am not settling on it. ANYTHING CAN STILL HAPPEN!!! (At this point, I wish all other couples would fade to black though and we could get down to the business of setting Nathan/Haley back on track.)

Nathan and Haley's storyline, I accepted, had to take a turn, they had to have some stuff happen and come out on the other side stronger, blah blah blah blah... Personally, I am a romantic, but I don't care if they fight every week... JUST AS LONG AS I GET SOME AFFECTION BETWEEN THEM! SOMETHING. I look at it this way... they are 16 year old hormonal teens who moved in together and got a "go to sex, go directly to sex, do not pass go, do not collect $200" card! I mean, I can't even believe Mark has them attending classes... they should be twisted up in sheets and sweat for like a solid 3 months... only coming up for air, food, and to put the sheets in the washer while they do it in the kitchen! Am I wrong here???

I think Tyler Hilton did a good acting job... but I was hoping that Chris would be for Peyton. There was a potential there for great banter and anti-each other moments leading up to opposites attracting. No such luck, and therefore, we must say good bye to Chris. (nah nah nah nah, hey hey, gooood bye!) Poser Boy!

.... ok, I have to do some work and earn my keep... but I will come back in a bit to update... I still have more to say!

Ep. 209 - Don't take me for granted

2004-11-30T20:26:00.000-08:00

I was left literally crying. I was speechless but at the same time going crazy with all the thoughts running around my head. It'll take me a bit to pull myself together to review this ep. I didn't hate it, I didn't love it either, but i thought it was good story wise, lots of potential. I think its a part of Schwahn's master plan and I have many theories.

So guys, I might need to go to a spiritual retreat, lol. Ok so maybe not, but I will need time to sort things out. I love this show, and tonight's ep just made me wish we could chuck December out the window and most of January as well. Schwahn, if you ever read this, I just wanna say, You are GOOD! I was left craving, NEEDING more and NOW! Not in January 25, 2005! I don't think all that we saw is real. I think he's got a devious little mind and we have much more in store.

I'll review when I can guys. D3 and I were left just dumbfounded tonight. We might need more time for this one.

Later!

Denise 1

210 - Don't Take Me for Granted

2004-11-30T19:33:00.000-08:00

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I was left literally crying. I was speechless but at the same time going crazy with all the thoughts running around my head. It'll take me a bit to pull myself together to review this ep. I didn't hate it, I didn't love it. I think its a part of Schwahn's master plan and I have many theories.

So guys, I might need to go to a spiritual retreat, lol. Ok so maybe not, but I will need time to sort things out. I love this show, and tonight's ep just made me wish we could chuck December out the window and most of January as well. Schwahn, if you ever read this, I just wanna say, You are GOOD! I was left craving, NEEDING more and NOW! Not in January 25, 2005! I don't think all that we saw is real. I think he's got a devious little mind and we have much more in store.

I'll review when I can guys. D3 and I were left just dumbfounded tonight. We might need more time for this one.

Later!

Denise 1

Waiting 2 weeks might kill me!

2004-11-19T09:47:00.000-08:00

WOW! Stealing Susan's avatar, and avis by tiny toon and Tarhiliel! All from Fanforum OTH Board...
Here's what we have to look forward to...

...and not necessarily in that order!

OTH - 209 "The trick is to keep breathing"

2004-11-18T23:46:00.000-08:00

Oh man, after that promo, this week's episode title is VERY fitting! That was a sucker punch! LOL

Ok class, let's begin.

Nathan & Haley, in bed, having breakfast, being cute, kissing, argh! I love you writers James & Chad!!! H: "Once we get you in that tux maybe I'll decide we should stay in" I say you're already in bed, whatcha waiting for?!

P/B shopping, it's like old times, only its Peyton's credit card that is getting the work out. Peyton's little slap on Brooke's butt might spark more gay rumors. C'mon people, even guys do it in baseball. No one is trying to cop a feel here. Get your minds outta the gutter! (Did I just say that? I LIVE there! LOL). B: "I might have to start giving him the benefit of the doubt instead of just the benefit" LMAO, good one.

Chia & PR: booooriiiiiing! But one good thing came out of it. Lucas clearly stated that he may not have a sister, but he has Hales, and he can be very protective. Sooooo, there's that. At least Chia won't go for her ever. It's nice to see a guy and a girl being friends and ONLY friends. A refreshing change from all the DC-esque variations most other shows have. F: "But you screw up with her, I'm cutting in. And it’s you and me who are gonna dance" ok, I can now see BPR doing the moonwalk like he did at TRL and Chia doing the robot like at the Boy Toy auction. Uuuua Uua!

Dan and those push ups, hot! Although his talk of lies having a way of catching up with them. Psychic Dan! So what will HE do when his catch up to him?

Wait was Lucas reading at the cafe? I thought he had forgotten he could read. And I guess that the week of punishment is over because he's got his cell phone back. Now Lucas knows Dan's secret. I wonder if he'll tell Nathan.

Peyton and the coke. Just what is she thinking? Cafe scenes: Peyton asking Haley to sing and then Chris "The Turd" butts in. I understand it's a plot devise, but why did she let herself get trapped into practicing THAT night? The TRIC gig isn't until "next weekend" like Peyton said. What difference would it have made if they had practiced the next day? He totally goaded her into it, not wanting to play with someone who's not totally committed. Piss off loser! Grrrr. His little smile when she agreed should've tipped her off to his creepiness.

Scott Bros Part Deux: Nathan telling his bro of his romantic plans for Haley, so cute. For a guy who used to be totally oblivious to his previous relationships, he's sure changed. But what he said was true, now he's hanging out with them losers! LMAO

Mouth/Felix: M: "Petal plucking is more your style" Oooh, good one! As buddy-buddy as these two act, they are into the same girl, and friction is starting to get acknowledged.

P/B/A: Peyton pining for Jake, man, I miss him! Very fun bit of the scene: A: "What do you think Lucas prefers, straight or curly" and then P & B flanking her at the sides, LMAO!!!

NH: ok, while I love Nathan, and I get that his are only the best of intentions, didn't he get mad at Haley for looking through his laptop for his porn stash? Now he's looking through it looking for her songs. Buddy, practice what you preach, otherwise you'll find stuff you didn't really wanna find. Like that song!!! But I loved how he showed her he didn't like it when she told him she'd be playing with the Turd at TRIC. For her it seems to be only because he's got "connections" in the music industry. Whatever, Punk!

P/A talking about Jake. So he hasn't responded to her emails. That whole "He has his reasons" bit made me go back to last season finale, DID Brooke send Nicki to Seattle after all? Dun dun dun!

Mouth telling Lucas that he was waiting to go in because Felix told him to so they wouldn't look like a couple: these two twin siblings are very homophobic aren't they? Hmm, smells fishy. The dance set looked fantastic! I loved that Brooke had the first dance of the night with 007, Mouth. She spills her guts to him as if he were another girl friend. How much more can this guy take?

It's hard to have any positive thoughts on BRP when all he is being is an ass. His conversation with Peyton was annoying. That she'll be alone, ha! That's you in a few mister! ALONE!

Haley recording with the Turd: C: "It was ok". So, what, he was waiting for perfection on their first practice. She said she had to go. And her convo with Nathan, that slayed me. He had a horse drawn carriage for goodness sake!!! Granted she didn't know that, but as a viewed it makes you side with him, not her. And creepy was eavesdropping! Hmmm, reminds me of a certain Psychotic Mother. He knew she said she's meet Nathan by 8:30 PM.
N/T: ok I was glad to see these two, Tim is just hilarious. T: "Where's the whip and chain?" LOL, only Gutter Timmy would say it that way. "Operation raids the beach" "Phoenix and Psycho, on your 20" LMAO, Tim and his wacky sayings, don't ever stop hon. Nathan was very sly at distracting his mother. (to be continued...)

Part Deux

So I had completely forgotten to finish this, my bad guys. :-( Real life and the Thanksgiving Holidays (and me cooking) took over. Thankfully, the meal turned out great, but man, too much work! LOL

Let's see what I remember. Tim steals the keys, I LMAO at him knowing Peyton's purse was a knockoff, and he just looked so cute in his formalwear. Deb had the twins out for the night again, someone needs to tell the woman ponchos are IN again, hmmm, Brooke wears them a lot, maybe she should sell her one or two (or 365, one for every day of the year).

Poser Boy turning off the clock, MAN! I wanted to reach into the screen "The Ring" style and ring HIS scrawny little neck! At least Haley said ILY to Nathan. They all looked great at the formal. Nathan was so glad to see Haley, and that kiss and wiping the lipstick off his lips bit was too cute! The last happy moment of the episode.

He looked SO hurt by her deception. I really can't fault him. If he's got nothing to worry about then why didn't she tell him before hand? Drama, drama, I know, Schwahn, you kill me sometimes, LOL. So as viewers we know Haley looked foolish in her arguments and we all wanted to offer Nathan a shoulder to cry on. (or more... bad D1, Bad! Ouuta the gutter to finish this review!)

Hilarie did a fantastic job, I was very moved by her storyline. Chia and Brooke making amends was nice, and way past due. Anna and Felix and their homophobia, I wonder with those two. Poor Mouth got bitched at, can't win for trying. And again I was wondering, where the heck is Whitey? Did he survive the surgery?

NH, well, I was actually so glad she saw that letter and cried. It said he still could get in.... me smells season 2 finale drama here. Nathan didn't pick up her call, he is too hurt. Lies, deceit, it can never end good. And let's not get into that promo. The WB Promo Department guys need to get their jollies elsewhere, cause scaring fans into an early heart attack is not good. I'm hoping tonight's ep fixes things and our favorite couple go back to their loving self. Otherwise, I'm billing Schwahn for my Prozac medication, LOL.

Later guys!!!

Denise 1

Truth, Bitter Truth Sn 2 ep 8

2004-11-15T09:21:00.000-08:00

I have taken on the true identity of a blogger! I have been totally slacking at my updates. Like all good blog-ettes do! LOL. Actually, I have been so busy with Ashley's Godspell production and stuff that I had to make some cutbacks... unfortunately, as a mom, my own pleasures had to take a back seat. But I'm updating today with some small stuff and HOPING that Denise1 will get something as well.

RE: episode 8. I loved it. It was another episode for Brooke to shine in my eyes. I found myself liking Tyler Hilton more. He's so snarky and dry. I would like to see him crack a smile just once though... that would probably knock me off of my couch!

I have to say that I am the biggest fan of brother time. Nathan and Lucas singing was funny as hell!

Before I go any further... I must say: "Go Karen, Go Karen..." I really like Andy and Karen. It's nice to see her friggin' loosen up! I still am not liking Jules/Keith. Maybe if he grows his facial hair back then he won't creep me out so much!

Pimpin' time: Gotta pimp Lena's request for a Texas Trio cameo on One Tree Hill. She is working hard to get those boys on our show!!! I think if she succeeds, their PR people or whoever should pay her! Although I am sure the sheer pleasure of their appearance will suffice! (By the way... how's that turkey day invite coming for your lil' pumpkin?)

Sidebars: American Dreams just keeps getting better and better! Why is it, though, that all of my favorite shows seem to lack a little in the ratings? I don't get it! Meanwhile, the shows I hate (Desperate Housewives) continue to increase in ratings??? The exception being LOST. I love that show and its ratings are so so good. Word is that they are bringing Alias back this January as a Wednesday show back to back with Lost. Looks like with all of that and The West Wing, I
will be completely incommunicado on Wednesdays!!! Gilmore Girls is getting good again!!! First Luke/Lorelai made me happy, and now this new "Logan" guy they have added is making me VERY VERY happy. I finally am like Rory's storyline. It has been so long since I felt that! *Shocker*

Links for items sited above include:
ABC, NBC, The WB, FanForum, and the link to friend's blogs are on the right hand column bar! Visit and say I sent you!!!

Let the Reigns Go Loose S 2 ep7 11/02/04

2004-11-03T09:11:00.000-08:00

OK, seriously... did "Tric" just open up in like one week? That is crazy fast! No problem with contractors? Next day delivery on furniture? Sound equipment etc overnight? Liquor license? Advertising? Staff? Is it just me or was that a little weird?

A few high points:

Dan is creeping everyone out! I love it!
Nathan may have taken one step back as a "baller" but he took two steps forward as a man. YES! Go Whitey!
Deb lied about sleeping with Keith. Good Grief Linus!
Chris told Nathan that everyone wanted his wife. Hmm, et tu Chris?
Andy thought Lucas was... not 6'1" (Come on Luke... try on that shirt! LOL)
Felix actually paid for the house and let Mouth take cred... but then he took credit for taking care of Brooke. If I were Mouth I would not have left Felix alone in there with her. Can you say date rape?
Theresa's ass did not look good in Brooke's dress. LMAO!
Lucas gave BPR a black eye! Where are the yellow and pink Power Rangers when you need back up?
Karen/Andy kiss felt good. Looked good too!
Brooke was broken... come on girl, snap out of it! (I'm sorry, but I was cracking up when she was collecting money for the "needy")
Keith is still a creepy dude! Maybe it's those beedie little eyes, or Jules... I don't know, but I could do without this storyline. (Blech!)
I don't like Anna. ('Nuff said!)
Peyton got so busted for doing the powder! Is that really how you wanna start out your club? A back room for the brain dead, oh what I wouldn't have done to see Karen walk in on that!!!
Nathan was up at 230a still waiting for Haley to get home. I love Nathan. I want to know how it went after Haley got home. She apologized for being so late... he remembered her on stage... they ended up hot and heavy in bed.

I'll let Denise1, who is home sick today... again, do the big recap. I am in a grumpy mood because of all the election talk. I hate when it gets dragged out like this. I guess it keeps the press happy, but I just want to resume to our regularly scheduled programming. I hope the shows tonight are not interrupted. The West Wing and Lost look good... Jack and Bobby on the WB won't be bothered by the election stuff, so that,s something. Even if, I'm sorry to say, I don't love that show right now.

****OK, Denise1 just gave me her review... despite the urge to tell her to get a room with Haley... I'll post it! LOL. Just kidding. You saved the blog this week!****

Hey guys,

So, Episode 207 "Let the reigns go loose", let's start!

As well as with last week, the return of the voice overs makes me happy, I just love them, they are so profound. And they might be the only times when I really like what Chia has to say; though I gotta admit he has been getting progressively better this season.

B/F: How great is it seeing the girl be in control of a friend's with benefits situation? Felix IS the piece of meat, and he doesn't mind being used; only cause it's Felix Jr. doing all the thinking.

P/C: I like the banter between these two; I can dig them together. C: "I think you got the wrong store, Forever 21 is down the street there" LOL, and the Jeff Buckley reference was great, P:"Why stop there, didn't he also drown in a river?" TOUCHE! His rider cracked me up. P: "One box Magnum extra large sized condoms; are you kidding?" C: "The regular ones cut off the circulation" LMAO!

TH's Angels: So wrong, but so funny. Brooke's expressions had me laughing. Yeah it's a felony, but she has nerve! Her "God Bless You's," LOL. H: "What are your skills?" B: "I don't know. I'm good with guys. Dates, dating..." H: "Yeah, and...?" B: "Sex, but..." P: "That would make you a hooker" B: "Well..." ROTF!!!

M/F: Mighty Mouth, it suits him. He looked so happy that he'd have a chance to talk to Brooke alone. Awww.

L/A: Friends w/ potential. Yeah, *yawns*, NEXT!

I loved how Haley looked her up and down, lol. NHL: The little we got of the Junior Scotts was cute, both guys encouraging her.

A/P: I actually felt a little bad seeing her eating lunch alone. Peyton was nice to reach out to her, plus she found another comic book geek. Let's see how it goes once she sees just how interested Luke is in Anna. P: "You’re Felix's sister right?" A: "On the days that I claim him, yeah" *snort* I would only claim him on February 30, but that's just me. P: "Ok, Tree Hill Rule #1: People in this town tend to have really complicated histories". No $hit Sherlock! And wait, was that a Nathan sighting? Blink and you miss it! ;-)

Dan/Karen: K: "Can I be honest with you Dan? You're creeping everybody out" LOL, Dan letting it casually slip about Deb & Keith and looking so contrite over it; MASTERFUL! Gepetto is back!

Keith/Jules: They're a little too cheesy/cutesy for me right now.

B/F and the rider: B: "You better follow them if you ever want me to perform at your venue again" LMAO! I love how she sauntered off and he was left staring at her and reading her rider. LOL

Whitey/Nathan: I love these 2, they need more scenes together; they banter, yet they can talk seriously. Nathan telling Coach that he turned down High Flyers to let Haley have her turn, *sigh*. W: "Sometimes, marriage is about sacrifice. Maybe you're not taking a step forward as a basketball player. But you are taking 2 steps forward as a man". Whitey really is the only adult Nathan can get an honest and sage piece of advice from.

Keith/Karen/Deb/Andy: Decent of Keith to let Karen know he'd be taking Jules to the club. Creepy of Deb to be staring and eavesdropping. LMAO @ the little Lucas shirt! Karen introducing Andy as just her "Professor;" Why? It seems she wants the best of both worlds: sure she likes Andy, but just in case it doesn't work out she doesn't want to sever all ties with Keith.

H/B: They were cute. B: "Screw the opening, I'll stay home with the purse" LOL, I hear ya sistah, I've thought that many times about purses and shoes. But selling her blood? Are her ovaries next? LOL. B: "Besides if I'm gonna be seen in these shoes I'm gonna need a drink or two". Try 10 honey, those gold shoes were hideous!

TRIC: The place looked awesome! Kudos to the Art Department. I think Karen gave Peyton "Little Lucas's" shirt, LOL. And what a crowd outside! No wonder Haley was a wreck! I'm sure Brooke sweet talked Junk into giving her that wristband; too bad Karen cut it off. Peyton eyeing Andy and calling him a Fox, hehehe. I liked Karen's reaction to that. And then Keith calling Junk "John", hehehe. As for him being hip? I had to laugh at that one!

M/B: Poor Mouth practicing what to say to Brooke, then Felix came in w/ Theresa and ruined the moment. Felix was such an ass!

H/P: Haley bailing on Peyton, poor girl, she was so nervous. I loved how Peyton was a good understanding friend though, and told her she was "gonna have to get on that horse sometime".

Karen/Deb/Thelma & Louise: What a difference between K and D. Karen looked so much younger just being herself, while Deb and her appendages just screamed for attention. Was she hoping to make Keith want her and make Jules pale in comparison?

Andy/Lucas: How funny that they listen to the same music. And Chia there thought Andy was seeing Peyton. A: "Yeah the cops would love that" LMAO. Was it just me or did Chia look a little perturbed those 2 seconds he thought it was Peyton Andy was seeing? I was LMAO @ how Andy found out who was Karen's son. A: "I, uh, I thought you were 6, not 6'1" LOL.

Deb/Keith/Jules: Ugh, why waste film w/ these? But since they did let me waste blog space being snarky. D: "Oh Keith, I was hoping you'd make it". You KNEW he was gonna make it and not alone; you eavesdropped on him telling Karen- you banshee! If the Deb meeting Jules moment was to be shown on ET on MTV it would've been called: "The Battle of the Cleavages". Sadly for Deb, Jules would win this one, cause SHE'S the one young enough to pull off the sleazy look. I loved Deb's face when Jules said "girlfriend". Deb's hypocritical comment about being glad good things happening to Keith was marred by her pressing Thelma & Louise against him. Let those girls breathe honey! Wasn't that what the purpose of that dress was for? And why was Karen looking at them all upset? She has no claim on Keith. These adults are annoying me.

NH/C: Chris: "Previously on Saved by the Bell" ROTFL. I loved how she whipped out "Hey Chris, this is my HUSBAND Nathan". C: "Married in High School, yeah that will work". What an ass! I kinda like him, LOL. I love how Nathan looked annoyed by him, he made Haley feel like crap.

L/A dancing was ok, but seeing Keith/Jules in the background cracked me up. Go Uncle Keith! Now do the Robot! LOL. Of course, Felix had to come ruin the night. I wonder how he got those photo booth pics? Does he make it a habit of rummaging through his sister's belongings? And just what was rumored about Anna that they HAD to move? He seemed so bitter there.

Peyton calling TRIC's opening night "House of Freaks", hehehe. Then CK was so annoying being all arrogant cause people weren’t anxiously awaiting his song. Brooke lightened the mood as always: "Singer boy's a Fox! Hey! Show us your di-" LOL. CK telling Haley "tough break but it beats being screwed over by a friend". Jerk! Karen offering the free round... of juice! LMAO

C/P: I was so happy she went off on him and mocked him talking about himself in the 3rd person. C: "Ok, I get it, Curly's pissed" ROTFL. But he was right, at least it got Haley on stage.

Haley's singing: She looked just gorgeous! She outshone every girl there and she didn't even have to parade her twins around. Her singing was just beautiful, it gave me goose bumps. I SO hope this song is on the OTH Soundtrack!

Scott Bros: L: "You did a really good thing for her Nate". N: "Nah, she did it all by herself". Awww, and he looked SO proud of his wife! And SO HOT in baby blue. *sigh* THUD!

What Haley was singing when they showed Brooke was so appropriate. Brooke HAS "become an expert at playing safe and keep it cool" B/M: He was so sweet telling her she looked beautiful and then she praised him, but called him a great "little brother". That kiss on the cheek she gave him made me so sad for him. Unrequited Love is the worst kind.

Haley: "I wanna be somebody who can face the things that I've been running from. Let me feel; I don't care if I breakdown. Let me fall; even if I hit the ground. And if I cry a little, die a little, at least I know I lived" WOW, I loved the song. It hit me right in the heart.

I loved how happy Nathan was for her, all grinning and clapping and yelling "All right!" And everyone cheered, her circle of friends and thus family. It was great.

L/A: L: "I wouldn't mind seeing that picture again" Oh pervy Chia; yup, he's still there!

M/F: I love that Mouth confronted Felix and what a shocker that it was Felix the Cad who paid for the doll house. Why is he such an ass to her then? And how dare he push Mighty Mouth away? It made me cheer for Chia to kick his ass. I was happy when Keith grabbed him. F: "I get tossed cause you're the guy's uncle". Keith: "No, you get tossed cause you're an ass". My thoughts exactly; Go Uncle Keith!

Karen grounding Lucas was a long time coming. He's still a teenager, I was wondering if he was above punishing. I liked that Anna thanked him for punching Felix. I'd have wanted to as well if I was unfortunate enough to share DNA with him.

Andy/Karen: I get that he is younger than her, but mid 30's is not exactly nursing home age. Their kiss was sweet and she should give him a chance and stop caring about what Keith does.

NH/C: I love how wary Nathan is of this guy. C: "Look you've got good sound, and watching you tonight I could definitely see us doing something together". I loved Nathan's incredulous look here. Was this really happening in front of him? H: "Really?" C: "Yeah, I never joke about music. Here's my number. I got some studio time coming up" Ok, Music, right, focus on that Nathan. So an interview with THUD Magazine; Nathan was so sweet and supportive: "This is your night, go enjoy, and I'll see you at home". Their quick kiss and her "I love you", *sigh* I wanted more dammit! C: "Do you have any idea how many guys in the room want to nail your wife right now? [winks]". What was that wink for? Himself included? ARGH!!! Nathan looked so surprised, so troubled. This was not what he signed up for when he persuaded Haley to pursue her music.

B/M/F: She was so wasted, and Mouth was such a gentleman. When he whispered to her "I love you" my heart went out to him. M: "Guys like me don't get girls like her". I want to hug him, and I love that he didn't accept Felix's "friends" apology, cause now he knows better. Felix was a total dillhole for taking credit for watching out for Brooke.

Karen/Deb: K: "I probably don't even have the right to ask". No you don't, you lost that right when you said no to Keith's marriage proposal, so why go there now? And Deb blatantly lied to her about not sleeping with Keith! I hate her! And you call yourself her friend?

Keith/Jules: So now they are exclusive, cool for them, but how sad and wrong is it that the almost 40 yr old uncle gets deeply kissed and invited to spend the night and the MARRIED nephew gets ZILCH? Oh wait, the peck earlier, WHOOPEE!!!

Nathan distracting himself with the basketball at 2:38 am, ALONE. My heart broke into pieces for him. Things are not turning out like he thought they would. He was being noble for Haley's sake, for her music, and now he's alone in bed. I do not think it's him not trusting her. He knows she only loves HIM. But he never had to worry about other guys treading over his territory so-to-speak. Now Felix hits on Haley and Chris makes a sly comment about guys wanting to nail her. He's put the seed of Jealousy in Nathan's mind. This is gonna be interesting!

But Haley was with Peyton, and all is right. Until Rick slips out that Peyton did a line of Coke with him. Haley couldn't believe it, and Peyton looked like she wanted the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Lucy, you've got some explaining to do!

L/F: Felix's little "warning" to Chia about staying away from his sister was creepy. Just what the hell happened with Anna before they moved to Tree Hill?

Dun-dun-dun...

Previews: The good (Nathan), the bad (Felix) and the just plain WRONG! (F/B copulating in NH's marital bed? Ick! MAJOR ICK!) I have not been so excited yet conflicted about a promo in a long time. Again no NH goodies, GRRR, but the Scott Bros bonding and the girls cat fighting looks amusing. P: "You had Felix in Haley’s bed!" Uh oh, will this lead Nathan to get the wrong impression when he gets home? I hope not! B: "Haley lied to Nathan!" oh man, just what is it she lies about! P to B: "Slut" B to H: "Liar" H: [rips off Biore strip from Brooke's nose] ROTFLMAO! Bring it on!

We Might As Well Be Strangers S2ep6

2004-11-01T13:56:00.000-08:00

So, you came here thinking you were going to get an update/recap/whatever for episode 6, did ya? Bad news: Denise1 and I decided that we were taking a little vacation! No update this week!
We will, however, return with an all new sarcastic update for episode 7 which airs on November 2nd. Go out and vote if you want to!

In the meantime... we gladly bring you "filler blog" (in honor of filler tv. LOL)

One Tree Hill Cast on TRL live November 1st
Joy interview at the WB ch11 site (the same one that brought us the cute JLa vid clip we were so crazy about!)

Switchfoot will be performing live at the Beaumont Club here in Kansas City! (Yeah, yeah... but NOTHING EVER happens in Kansas City!)

I Will Dare Season 2 episode 5 10/19/04

2004-10-20T08:11:00.000-07:00

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Happy Wednesday! Before I get into my non-traditional synopsis, I thought I would add a special something today...

"Out of the Mouth of Babes:"

My daughter and I had our usual Wednesday morning OTH recap on the way to school this morning and she shared some insight that I completely overlooked. (She sees the sensitive where I see the sarcasm... don't ask me how that got into her gene pool!) Anyway, here are some of her thoughts:

"Felix can't be all bad, right?" She pointed out that the thing she liked about Felix so far was how nice he was with his sister. Anyone who gets along well with their sister is good in her book. (Of course, being an only child, she has sibling envy, but whatever.) She also pointed out that she felt sorry for them having to move so much, but she bet their parents bought them lots of stuff to make up for it. (Oh greed show thy face!)
"Lucas was wearing Brooke's bra!" She pointed out that the bra being returned was the same one that they bought last week. (I don't know, though, he returned it in the mall and it was NOT bought there. Guess I will have to go back and compare.)
"I like Lucas being funny." Dear Dear daughter of mine. What is it going to take for you to drop this silly CMM crush? That was not 'funny Lucass', that was 'still-annoying-me Lucass!' And by the way, if you ever make out with a stranger in a photo booth - I will find you and severe pain will not be far behind. MOMS find out EVERYTHING!!!
"I like big butts and I cannot lie" Ashley, I don't know which song I want you singing in the halls of junior high... this one or the one you were yesterday---> Chemical Party! Note to self: great time to discuss drugs/alcohol again with off spring!
"Why are they making Nathan look like a big dummy?" My thoughts exactly. Nice legs or not... that was just bothersome. Funny Nathan is cute. Humiliating Nathan is just sad!

And with that said... the wisdom of a 13 year old... Here's what I have to add (not a lot!):

Andy/Karen- I don't think Andy is "hot" but I do love the character. My advice to Karen, "You go girl!"

"Dare You To Move"- everyone has touched this. I just have to say that as a Shane West/Landon Carter fan, I feel like it has been tainted by the presence of Lucas while it played. When I hear that song I feel rosey and happy and remember good times. Now I will be forever seeking a method of erasing a visual of CMM when I hear it.

The Brothers Scott- Awe, everyone's lockers are all in a row! Nathan gave a little nod and "What's up?" to Lucas. I love happy brothers. Question about the lockers... who was the dope that put their locker between N/H? There were like 2 lockers between theirs. I know, random, sorry!

Tim Time- I am going to get backlash for this... but I am so sick of DIM! He gets some funny lines, but he is just starting to bug me. It could have just been last night... we'll see. I did like that he made his own invitation! I would give props here to Felix for leaving him out, but Denise1 and I made a deal that I would disown my love of Felix if she promised to ship Luke and Lorelai 100%. So, in the spirit of that deal, I will just say *hee hee hee* quietly.

Peyton and Haley- I liked this pairing for the show, but what's up with Haley being the first to volunteer to play and then not doing a single dare?!?! (BTW: The cheating comment was a little off for her, but I forgive it, this time.) Peyton in the confessional was the BEST acting I have seen from Hilarie. Way to pull it out! I teared up!

Keith and what's her face- Yep, I'm still holding a grudge about her getting the names wrong oh so long ago, but at least she is with Keith and we all know that I don't like him! LOL. Sorry.

No Dan/Deb- So the episode wasn't a total loss.

Previews: I missed them and didn't bother to go back and look. I'm sure Denise1 will get it all.

(PS. I am adding this because my boss just walked up and she is a HUGE CMM fan, anyway she said that she is totally getting into N/H and they really seem solid. She was disappointed there was not more of them last night. SHOCKER. I think she might be a closet cospiracy theorist! She didn't like the episode either. She said this year is not even comparing to last year... She also pointed out the little wink Haley gave Nathan at the end when he went to play PS2 with Tim. She thought it was too real!)

Note to Mark Schwahn: I still love OTH and even enjoy these episodes. I'm trying to be democratic, but even I *gasp* yes, I, have to have an episode each year that I didn't LOVE. But this in no way belittles my complete devotion to you and the tattoo I am still considering. LOL

Till next week... Denise3
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Hey peeps!

So ep 2.05 "I Will Dare" was quite, um, how do I call it, hmm, controversial? I sat down to watch it with a bowl of popcorn and my favorite ice cold Gatorade in hand. From the "Previously on OTH" they went straight to the episode, and I thought "Oh great, just like for the boy toy auction! This will be good!" I saw my favorite couple walking around school holding hands and had the biggest grin on my face. It all looked so promising. But you know what they say, "Hindsight is 20/20."

While there was so much I loved, (i.e. Mouth's rendition of Baby Got Back) I think what soured me instantly was the sacrilegious use of NH first kiss song Dare you to move by Switchfoot, in that Lucass/Anna scene. I was first in shock and then I was seething. Earlier this year, Max & Liz's (Roswell) first kiss song We Haven't Turned Around by Gomez was wiped out of the S1 DVD set, and this brought that bitter sense of betrayal again. Funny how attached one can get to a specific song and the meaning it holds.

So I think that was my main problem with Ep. 205 that coupled with my utter disappointment with last week's 204 and man! Was I upset. Upon the end of the episode I ran to my puter and if it wasn't for the NH peeps I wouldn't have been able to laugh it off. I like differences of opinion though; it makes the world more interesting. So now some of the standout moments of last night:

NH holding hands: How coupley of them. I loved it. It's the little things that make me happy.
Haley being the first to agree to the dare: How progressive of her. I liked it! Of course Nathan followed her lead.
Jealous Nathan: How sexy! And I usually hate jealous guys but it just looks so good on him! I am glad that sentiment of his wasn't just dropped. His little dirty glance at Felix when he went past Haley was priceless. I can see some great storylines coming from this in future eps.
Lucass' dare: Um, way to fill out those leather pants Sparky! I was expecting Jazz fingers at any moment. And that bra! OMG Schwahn, you delivered on your promise, too good!
The 3 Stooges: the batting cages, the zoo, and the karaoke club, PRICELESS! Sir Mix-A-Lot must've been proud! When Mouth started shaking his bootay I was on the floor laughing and also screaming: "My eyes, my eyes!!!" LOL
Brooke/Felix: I like these two together. They have met their match, and even if this is not a cosmic pairing of the forever kind, it still amuses me. Felix as a single character not so much, but him with Brooke and messing with the other girls and thus messing with the guys' minds has plenty of potential!
Nathan/Tim: I loved these two. I was shocked at Nathan's outburst but I loved how he apologized and made time for Tim at the end. My best friend got married almost 2 yrs ago and things are not exactly the same, but we make "best friend time." Oh, and the GS uniforms and Nathan's little speech had me rolling! Hey lady, why'd you shut the door?! LOL Also, side note: I was wondering if Brett really got waxed. (Method acting you know? LOL)
Peyton/Haley: I loved their bonding. Lame dares though, and actually Haley didn't do any of them. I think hers was playing "Where in the world is Haley James Scott?" cause Carmen Sandiego was already found, but Haley was not in last night's ep.
Peyton crying: I felt for her. Her comments this season are very thought provoking. "Most days I fall short of who she wanted me to be." That made me cry. I wanted to give her a hug and just give her a slap in the head for the line of coke she did.
Lucass: Yeah, I mean that extra "S" in his name now. How quickly his resolve to change faded. What happened to no relationships dude? Have you learned nothing? This irks me cause it makes him look so flighty and I am really wanting to like him.
Anna: Jury's still out. Like with Felix, I've vowed to give her a 2nd chance. Her chances are not looking good though.
Karen/Andy: He's hot and I like him, but I had a problem with Karen's Little House on the Prairie-esque outfit. C'mon! I get that she has to look young but not fashion emergency-like. Why does Deb get the best clothes only?
Keith/Jules: I like that he has a new love interest, cause he deserves it, but Maria Menunos wasn't too convincing. As with Anna, she will get a 2nd chance.
Dan/Deb/Whitey: No, this is not an inquiry to a gruesome love triangle, it's my very pressing question: WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY? Oh I know, playing the Carmen Sandiego game with Haley. LOL

OK, I did this from memory, and I am probably forgetting some good and bad stuff, but my guilt for last week's missing commentary prodded me to get this out today. I did ask D3 to post a mini rant yesterday afternoon, to explain my absence. If anyone would care to, you can check the archives.

Preview: What no NH? Oh wait, they are hidden in the Yard Sale shopping! If this trend keeps up instead of being called The Romantics at FF, we're gonna have to change our name to The Wallpapers, cause NH are lately becoming only background. Oh well.

Till next time guys!
Denise 1

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You Can't Always Get What You Want S2 ep4

2004-10-15T09:00:00.000-07:00

Anything to be on top?! LOL. Look who is gracing us with a little something this week. FINALLY...only hours before the new episode!

Hey Girlies!

So, I had been super iffy on ep 204, plus I was hounded with work, so this past weekend I sat down to write a review and everything I came up with was super snarky, LOL. So in the spirit of my promise to Schwahn to give "Felix the Cad" a second chance, I decided to let last week be a bygone. We only got 4 minutes of NH and I was severely distraught. (I guess I got spoiled with all the NH in the previous 3 eps).

I did love a few lines like:

Brooke: "Boys are clueless, I swear to you I'm 30 years away from giving them up for good" LOL, Same here sistah!

Felix: "You're welcome Winona" *snort* ok I had to!

Nathan: "How much do you love me?" Awwwwww, he looked so cute and so YOUNG! OMG, I wanted to squeeze him to death. That part was rewound and rewound. *sigh*

Dan and his lawn gnomes and all the cardboard cut out moments. I swear, they should sell those online; have your own punching Dan or draw little horns and mustaches. Sharpies anyone? LOL

Ok, so I hope I like tonight's ep better. Ya hear me Schwahn? I'm giving PR guy a chance!

Later girls!
Denise 1
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Well, how fruititous was this episode's title? I think that I saw more division among my friends on the overall judging of it. I know Denise 1 and I had opposing view points for once. (*Agog* Big shock, I know... the wonder twins didn't share a brain this week!)

I am not going to go scene by scene for this review like I normally do. I won't make those of you who did not like the eppy sit thru all my gushing. (Of course, I just started typing this and I could change my mind at any moment!)

I, for one, did enjoy the character of Felix. Blue Power Ranger past or not. (Hey, I don't hold CMM's stint on CSI: Vegas against him!) Felix was a little over the top but I could see it. I know that after moving around as much as I did (18 schools in 12 years) that I had to appear obnoxious at times too, but when you know you'll be moving again soon, you have to jump in and get going... no time to let friendships build like everyone who grew up together. LOL.

I know the car race scene had a lot of people pointing out the unrealistic nature of it. I say "bring it on!" (Minus the incredibly disturbing shot of CMM's foot pressing on the gas pedal *shudders*) Yes, it was unrealistic, but last time I checked, One Tree Hill was still a tv show and not an alternate universe I physically entered... although I am running right out after this post to Dan Scott Motors so I can have my KIA detailed by Nathan!!!

Karen's Cafe expansion... can you say Peach Pit After Dark? Hey, if good music will continue to spew into TH then I am all for it. (But don't think you are firing any of the current staff at the Cafe thread a la FF!) I like the Andy/Karen story... I am looking forward to more of this.

Now... here are some points from the episode worth honorable mention... In my opinion this is the good stuff:

Nathan talking to cardboard Dan! ROTFLMAO I don't care what Mark Schwahn says... he totally has read every thread at FF... including the Dan/Dan shippers thread!
Felix: Don't hate the player, hate the game! I nearly fell off the couch when he said that, becuase my friends and I had just been joking around about naming his thread that...and then he said it!!!
Brooke, Peyton, Haley shopping. I just liked them hanging out being silly.
Mouth ditches Lucas.
Dan asking how Nathan's wife was... Nathan telling him better than his! Have I mentioned how much stronger my affection grows for JLa???
Nathan all sorts of touching Haley. Touch touch touch. Keep touching! MORE!
Felix calling Brooke Winona! YES! I love those little jabs.
Keith standing up to Dan to keep Nathan.

I'm sure there are more, but I didn't take notes this episode... so I am going from 3 day old memories. LOL.

Previews for next week look hot. I have a strange craving for caramel delight girl scout cookies... and Tim with a wedgie...CLASSIC!

>>>That's all for now... watch for D1's corner... I gotta go and try and get her motivated to write it!!! See ya next week. Denise3

Near Wild Heaven Season2 Ep3

2004-10-06T09:56:00.000-07:00

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So, this week's episode is over. I've smoked my cigarette; IM'd D1 and got all my "OMG's" out; rewatched the eppy; and now you get My Side of the Hill. First, kudos to the new writing team James & Chad, you sure knew how to catch my attention, uh, nice towel Nathan! I'd like to just take a minute and restate my strong desire to be on the wardrobe staff. We got our reference to the camisole that Mark hinted to at FanForum. I guess that means I have to officially vow my undying devotion to the mastermind, Asst Mike, and The Fake James. Yeah, you know who you are!

From the start of the eppy, we got humor and fun! I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. "Did you get married or castrated?" Nice Tim! Yes, he is 'dim' but he made valid points. We all remember the old Nathan and loved him too, Timmy, but the new man can "bring it" just as well (insert wicked eyebrows here).

Keith in Dan's office looking so confused was hitting the hammer on the nail. Did any of us really think that he was going to just go in there and know what the hell he was doing? (By the way, nice use of the Lucas WTF face by Keith!!!) I also LOVED cardboard Dan getting a scene. LMAO. That was hilarious.

"If we're gonna have a skanky ho in the place at least it should look nice." Yeah, Haley, clean the place because it will make it easier for the cops to dust for fingerprints after I come to fictional Tree Hill and kill above mentioned skanky ho AND Tim's brother (who I can't wait to possibly join the cast).

Wise Nathan came out for a bit to reveal that Tim felt threatened because Lucas threw them a party. Two good things were established. 1) Our comic relief that is TIM isn't going to disappear because he is still Nathan's best friend. And, 2) Nathan and Lucas are genuinely getting closer- but they aren't jumping into some deep bond over night. I like that the show came back to the Scott Brothers which is the reason I tuned in to start with.

Oh grasshopper... Brooke's going to be the teacher (tutor girl) in lessons of FUN and SEX. If anyone on the show had to give Haley pointers, I'm sooooo glad it was Brooke! She can plan a get together like nobody's business. She puts the 'art' in party!

Keith and Karen- yeah- sorry everyone, but who really gives a fu-? Bless you writing staff for keeping that short. (I must give Moira and Craig a little credit. They got that whole uncomfortable around each other down to a science. What did you do Mark? Orchestrate for Moira to "accidentally" walk in on Craig getting dressed... because I know that seeing him naked would cause me to be uncomfortable around him too!)

I would be amiss if I didn't at least mention Lucas visiting Dan in the hospital. Phoenix effect or not, I'm suspicious of Dan's motives. I hope that he doesn't seriously burn Lucas just to hurt Nathan. I was glad to hear Lucas voice that he was not a substitute for Nathan. Watching nice Dan is a little creepy. I want my evil Dan back! Hopefully in true Phoenix form the new Dan will turn into ash and the old will rise from the flames.

Mouth/Fergie/Skills- Yesssss, the gangs all here! Boys being boys, that's what I'm talkin' about! I want a turn at bowling Mouth's squirreling little ass too!

"Dude smell me. Dude kiss my ass!" Why is it that I think the writers went back and added those lines after they overheard Mark and Asst Mike have the same conversation? Poor Tim is really not able to accept Nathan being married. Honey, the tampons in the bathroom aren't Nathan's either!

Important numbers: police, fire, pimps- uh, you forgot one Hales... Bail Bondsman! Oh, and can I just add that deep down inside Nathan might secretly miss his mom a little bit, but it doesn't mean you have to invite the twins over; if you know what I mean!

Lucas arrives for the party. I was so happy, no ecstatic, with all the brother scenes we got. I was mad that our knuckle punch scene was cut out! WTF, Mark Schwahn? You read our boards, I KNOW YOU DO, and you know we wanted that. GARY! Our Hot and Twisted manager came. Poor lonely guy- even the losers don't know him. LMAO!! Did he just diss Tim? Heh heh. CosmoGirl quiz... uh, Tim might be getting just a little too close to the hetero line. Let's take a moment to join together here and pull that boy back! Lucas' reference to Tim's last time on stripper duty only lends more credit to our closeted little guy with the man crush on Nathan.

Now, we're up to the part of my review I like to call "Parents, Lock Up Your Porn!" I know I should have been at least a little disturbed by Tim snagging his dad and step mom's sextape, but I just couldn't muster it. I literally fell off the couch laughing! Gary: "Dude, your mom's a slut." There was just something so wickedly wrong with that. I loved it. Maybe Gary can give Tim Nathan's old job at Hot and Twisted!

"What is wrong with the youth of America today?" There was just too much funny Tim with these cops to quote it all, but I will say that the line, "I can see your thong strap, Foxy Brown," was pure genius. I try not to condone teen sex, but if someone doesn't bone that boy, he's gonna hurt himself. Do we really think a holding cell full of possible criminals is a safe place for him at a time like this? LOL

The only thing I am going to say about the lingerie fashion show is that, again, I need to be on the wardrobe staff! Haley's nightie or whatever wasn't cute and the pig tails did NOT work. She just got married, not invited to her first sleep over a la "Valley Girl." Oh, I will add that I did like the red one. (Email me Mr. Schwahn and I'll let you know where you can FedEx that one.)

Geezus, this review is turning into a mini novel! The bridal shower bus "broke down" so ugly stripper dude could come to the rescue; Deb and Karen touched base with a new menu item- Dr. Whiskey; and the girls went for a pole dancing lesson. Note to casting staff: What friggin' cest pool did you pull these strippers from? I'll let it slide because in reality, faces are overlooked in that profession- but for future reference, skim the pool with a net before you go reaching in it for extras. (Disclaimer or my college roommate will kill me: I was being slightly sarcastic with the whole ugly face stripper rule; however, I do reserve the right to amend that statement to include prostitutes, call girls, and most ladies of the evening! *Man, I have a few friends in Vegas who are sooo going to kick my ass!*)

More Nathan/Lucas love. It's nice to believe that Dan may not come between them again, but if not Dan, then what will? It's too early to just close the chapter on the main theme of the show.

I've nearly gone all this way without mentioning Brooke's money troubles. Is Daddy possibly cutting her off or having money troubles of his own? There is great potential for this story line. It will be good to see Brooke's character develop more. Sophia is a great actress and I can't wait for more. JUST PROMISE ME THAT IT WILL NOT BE a page from the Mischa Barton school of hard knocks! I really liked that we got some good ol' fashioned girl time! Haley saying that it (I assume life) was all about looking for the one you want to be with kind of irked me. I'm with Brooke 'cuz I thought the right answer was having fun. I guess I missed the issue of CosmoGirl with that quiz in it.

...And, no, having fun is NOT sitting on the couch playing video games with a manly hermaphrodite in a black dress with her legs spread open! Damn girl, kids watch this show, hide your package. *shudders* LMAO! Moving on.

Yes, Lucas, Keith is still at work because he is still listening to his audio cassette on "Running a car dealership for dummies." (Poor Craig, I really need to quit judging him based on his performance in the B movie, "That Was Then... This Is Now." Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it!)

Back to Nathan trapped in his apartment with the stripper. I believe that if it were possible to hug a window, Nathan was. He didn't even want to look back. I wonder if the same two words ran thru his mind as did mine, Sodom and Gomorrah. LOL At this point, our fearless creator decides it is a good place for a commercial break. I decided it was a good place to scream, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I ran to IM D1, who coincidentally was thinking the same thing because we hit enter at the same time and her IM was exactly like mine... "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" ROTFLMAO!!! Ok, so the show comes back on. Nathan takes off his shirt, my pulse quickens, "I want you," and- yep, I fainted! *thud*. Luckily, I taped the show so I can rewind and repeat as needed!

"I had a heart attack, Deb, not a lobotomy." Dan's belief that Nathan and Haley's marriage will self destruct is a bit premature. (Noteworthy reference: newlywed sex and minimum wage job.) He doesn't know yet that Nathan will be working at DSM.

Lucas is going to be at Karen's Cafe more while she takes classes at the college. (Side note for my Cafe posting buddies at FanForum... Puh-leeze! We got rid of Deb. We got rid of Karen. You don't scare us, Lucas. We're hiding the keys to the storage room. We've taken on new management before... BRING IT!)

NOTEWORTHY MUSIC: Jimmy Eat World and KORN were featured in this episode...and D1 Loves her UK tunes... "Fit But You Know It" by The Streets
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Hey guys:
Another fanfreakingtastic episode!!! So let's start...

Yay for continuity & having the Wedding Wall put up in their place.
Nathan wearing only a towel, yum... okay back to the review. LOL

N: "He's like a dog with a bone, Hales" H: "Great, let's get him neutered." LMAO!! Ahhh gotta love Timmy, always good for comedic effect. P: "Yes, but its so much more fun when you haven't seen it before." Uh, some of us haven't, move over girl friend, you're blocking MY view!

B: "Okay, Sunny Hill Lodge?" H: "It's Kitschy!" P: "So is this thing." LMAO!! (Yeah you will see this expression a lot in this review) Finally, someone there acknowledges our question: WTF was THAT?! LOL. The girls definitely need to hang out more often!

Dan: "I want to apologize to you. And to your mother." See, I knew I should've listened to my mother and cleaned my ears. Did he really say that? [cue Twightlight Zone theme, turururu turururu].

T: "Jeez, did you get married or castrated?" MARRIED! (Quick, someone go protect the family jewels just in case, STAT!). T: "That ring doesn't erase your past Nate. Some of us still remember who you used to be." May not change his past, but it does change his future. And keyword there is "used" to be. Wow, Nathan's come a long way.

ROTFLMAO @ Keith and the #1 Cardboard Dan!!! Ok Craig, you rocked there! Bonus points for the blegh! facial expression, lol. Keith: "Who knows, maybe they'll keep him medicated" LMAO!!

H: "Yeah, what's next? Lap dances for world peace?" Hey there, ever gotten one by a male stripper Hales? I say anything for world peace! LOL. B: "Tomorrow night I'm the tutor girl" Sluttyville 101; no dropping the class accepted. Hehehe, learning IS fun!

Keith getting his caffeine fix from the competition: What's with the imperialism huh? I thought he was all for the little people. Dan leading Lucas to the memory box: very subtle. See, there really was a heart there. Further proof he had one to have a heart attack on.

The 3 Stooges & Lucas, acting like young guys, too funny. The geek is always the target; rolling him towards the trash cans like bowling, LOL. Fergie: "Strike!" H: "Ohhh, I SO got next" LOL. Dan wanting to go home, I was thinking, you better say 'yes' Banshee!

T: "Dude, smell me" N: "Dude, kiss my ass" LOL, Tim rubbing off Haley's perfume! Ahhh Brett, I love ya! H: "All the important numbers are by the phone; Police, Fire, PIMPS" Oh, so Lucas' # IS on speed dial! Nice long pop kiss there Hales! (*sigh* ok I'm jealous, can I have her job?) T: "Stripper Time! Oh, it's just you" L: "Not the thrill it used to be huh?" LOL, even Lucas is funny! High five to the writers.

H: "Ok uh, I left some ones on the counter, in case you don't have any change. Don't spend them all in one... place." LMAO! L: "What's wrong with Dim?" N: "Oh don't take it personally. He thought you were the stripper." L: "Hey! We prefer to be called exotic dancers." LOL. L: "What the hell are you reading?" T: "Cosmo Girl?" LMAO!!! N: "Tim, you realize you're supposed to be answering as a girl." T: "I know. And I'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go up my shirt." L: "And hopefully someday you'll find him." LMAO!!! Hey, all these Tim's gay jokes; remember Deputy Doug in DC? That ended up being true... ok let's not go there, lol.

N: "Tim is that your mom?" T: "Stepmom" Gary: "Dude, your mom's a slut!" T: "Stepmom" And they didn't high five his pervy little hand, lol. The guys DEFINITELY need to hang out together more!!!

The lingerie show: yeah I can so tell this ep was written by guys, LOL. I'm glad to see the cheerleaders didn't disappear. I'm all for continuity.

Karen & Keith are so awkward now, it's sad. Keith: "Sometimes it's just better to move on." Very true; and she said there was nothing there with Larry Sawyer. Hmm, could've fooled me.

Haley and the schoolgirl look: LOL, but WTH is that as raunchy as she gets? Dude, trade with Bevin! H: "Guys, there's no way I can pull this off" B: "No, I'd leave that up to Nathan" LMAO!! "Trudy Gill" Ahhh Brookie, you are so loveable.

Kirby's guy, Greg=stripper had a good entrance. H: "Great, can you fix it?" Greg: "Sure, I got a tool than can fix anything." LOL, yeah buddy, I bet. Haley's look of shock was great! But you'd think she was used to the pull away pants from Nathan's lil' strip at the BT auction. B: "Nice performance Cameron Diaz." P: "You too Gwyneth." lol.

T: "Ow, you're hurting me! Does that cost extra?" LMAO!!! In the moon roof, Bevin & Theresa sure have bonded w/ Haley. Hehehe, Haley was so cute being prudish and pulling her top up. (or was that just Joie slipping out?) T: "I can see your thong strap Foxy Brown. [yowls]." L: "Nevermind" N: "Yeah take him" LOL. T: "I've never been so horny!" LMAO!!!! OMG, Brett was fantastic this eppy!

Mouth: "Girls Gone Wild!" N: "Haley?" LOL, so THAT'S what a Nathan WTF face looks like! Haley was so cute & funny singing along. That girl needs alcohol more often, lol.

Karen: "Let me grab some coffee" Deb: "Dan says he wants to come home" Karen: "Let me grab some liquor" HAHAHA Good one! To her who's taking care of you Q to Deb: "Whoever's name is on that bottle." LOL. I hate Deb, but that was funny. Add Johnny, Jack and Jose to her list of favorite men.

H: "If I wanted a lap dance I would've stayed home" lol, sure but did she mean from Shimone or Nathan? H: "Show me the pole! [THUD]" LMAO!!! Was that a stunt double or Joie? Whoever it was: OUCH! Hehehe.

"Taking the training wheels off the whole brother thing" Awww. N: "That's part of the reason I hated you all those years" He knew about the pics! No wonder he had such animosity towards Lucas. Nice plot twist. N: "Well, looks like we got Timmed again" LOL. N: "He's come between us before. Let's just not let it happen again." I like that he respects Lucas' need to see things w/ Dan for himself.

N: "No, I- think I'm good." Shimone: "Or at least you're trying to be" Grrr, step away Shim! RE: the $1,000 bill: B: "Don't be silly. A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to" "You guys totally have the whole Nick & Jessica thing going on. Just without Stalkerazzi and Chicken-y Tuna" LMAO!!! Brooke is getting some of the best lines.

H: "I guess I can't really help it if I found the guy I wanna be with my first time out" you are lucky honey, some of us are still waiting. "If we're not out there looking for the one we want to be with forever then what are we doing?" Loaded question. B: "Having fun" that was my answer too! LOL. H: "Oh love is fun. This kind of love is anyway" *sigh* I want that, but until that comes then fun it is!

N: "Haley, she's great. Well, she's the one for me" Do I hear a collective sigh? I just love him, we need to clone him. Shimone: "Even if one's all you get?" Again, a loaded Q. And I've pondered this issue: If love is real, then one is all you need. Why people cheat is still a big mystery to me.

Shimone and her lower ASSets hanging out, ewww. And let's see, Haley has a waaay bigger rack than Shim, why downgrade there? N: "I want you" SEE!!! I knew he said it to Haley. HA! And it was dark but I think I spotted my beloved sidekick there. Yay for continuity, LOL. He had to kick Shim out, Hehehe. And this night re-affirmed for them both that they only want each other, awww. N: "Hey where are you going?" H: "You know how I said tonight was educational? Honey, you're gonna love the homework." Way to go Hales!!! Nathan's "uh" face was hilarious. Taking tips from Chia now are we?

Brooke & Peyton's talk about Haley being right about it all being for love; they are right it is scary, but nothing ventured nothing gained right? P: "What if you wake up one day and realize that you're the disappointment?" Deep and scary thought, especially for us people pleasers.

Deb talking to Dan about trying to legally invalidate NH marriage. Get over it bitch! Why don't you concentrate on being there for your son instead of further trying to ruin his life and sabotaging his marriage! Grrr. Dan: "I had a heart attack Deb, not a lobotomy" LOL, now there's the Dan we all hate and love. I like how the writers gave all the characters a great line each. This was Dan's. He's counting on the marriage self-destructing cause of money problems. HE's the one who's gonna blow a fuse when he hears Nathan is being paid w/ a DSM paycheck, LOL. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

Lucas working at the cafe to help out Karen, very sweet; keep it up Lucas and you just might bet on my good graces permanently. Now, Nathan in his DSM monkey suit? HOT! Can we get him to wear a sack of potatoes? I wanna check my theory that he'd look good even in that! LOL

H: "Hey do me a favor. Don't change when you come home from work okay? I'm kind of into the whole mechanic thing" N: "No problem Ma'am" LMAO!!! Brooke has created a monster. Sweet! Brooke being left cashless; do I smell parental anger here? Seems Daddy cut her off, now the question is: Why?

Dan: "I know I can't change our past Lucas. But I'm hoping I can change our future." I loved that final scene. Very poignant. A part of me wants Dan to change for the better, but a bigger part of me wants him to remain his assy, entertaining self. Oh and Dan looked hot! Scruffy look works for him.

Sooo, the new Mrs. Scott just gave birth; to twins! Haley's assets were on display a lot! LOL

Preview: Lucas driving Dan; father & son bonding? Nice car! Um, I'm hating power ranger guy so far. Adrenaline junkie or not, he's an idiot! I can see Nathan and Lucas hating him and the girls (minus Brooke) being amused by him. Can't wait!!

The Truth Doesn't Make a Noise Seas2 Ep2

2004-09-30T07:24:00.000-07:00

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Hey guys:

This second season is having a great start. So, let's get started on "The Truth Doesn't Make a Noise". The voice over returned. I love those, there's just something so appealing to me about profound inspirational voice overs.

"So, I can totally see your family tripping out. I mean, I freaked out and I'm not even related to Haley" "Actually, you are now". Hehehe, I love that this was brought up. Reinforce even more the brother/sister relationship of Lucass and Haley; let's keep it that way.

"Please, he's a Scott boy. Just look at one and snap! You're..." LMAO!!! See, those fertile Scott boys are well known around town. I've always said this. *looks around* (Has Schwahn been spying on me?)

"He-who-can't-be-named" LOL, What's up with the Chia Voldemort reference?

Am I sick or was scruffy Dan looking pretty hot? "Have you ever seen the sky so blue?" Oookay! He seems very happy to be alive. I was lmao at this "Phoenix Complex" bit. Has Mark B. Perry been reading a lil too much Harry Potter lately? I can see it now: "Dan Voldemort and the Phoenix Complex" lol. "I don't blame you Deb. LORD knows I've given you enough reasons to stray". *snort* Lord? Pastor Scott here. Ok when Dan said he'd rest and was getting into bed he almost flashed us, LOL. Close the garage for business Dan, just rest.

Haley & Lucass texting; Hey D3, have Mark & Co. been reading your fic? XLNT! Oh and BIL? LOL. See even the OTH kids shorten words like us. After Nathan comes and says "Hey get your own wife" Haley says "My Love". Awww. (That's the beauty of close captioning, lol)

Peyton joking about Tim being upset that Nathan is off the market and Brooke calling him Dim, LOL. Has she always called him Dim or have the writers been reading the TWOP reviews?

Die Deb, DIE! She was just so heinous to Haley and made her cry. "The news will probably kill him, and believe me, the guilt from that will stay with you a lot longer than Haley ever will" OFFENSIVE FOUL!!! Uncalled for! See even to her own son she has to be a beeyotch with. Nice going Deb!

Lydia and Jimmy crack me up: "She can't cook" "Her house is dirty" "We found some hash in the guest room" LMAO!!! Oooh Karen is looking great! New MILF here or just a new wardrobe person who's actually nice to Moira this season?

Skills whole "This new look of yours doesn't impress me. Now, if you get an afro like Fergie's..." ewww. Cha-cha-cha-Chia! Brooke and her elevator list, lol. Let's see, I have my hot guys list, my forty something list, my lil black "I'll-get-you-someday" list, and now I gotta make up and elevator list. Baby James, you are going to the top spot here!

"Would you ask Lucas to drop by? I'd really like to see your BROTHER" *thud* Paul did such a marvelous job. I can see how affected Dan's been with this whole near death experience. Let's see how long it lasts, and let's hope he doesn't go manwhore like his eldest son after his NDE.

Whitey didn't get the surgery. Why are men such wimps? This just screams further drama down the road.

"Down girl, you can look at the menu all you want but from now on you eat at home" LMFAO!!! I love S2 Brooke even more than I did S1. I gotta use that one! "Kind of ironic, it says NALEY forever but it's a temporary tattoo" hahahaha, omg, Schwahn and Co. are spending lots of time online with fans huh? Sweet! Mouth & the cheese and Fergie eating off of Skills, lol. I love that trio and I'm glad to have them back. The Three Stooges, lol.

The party was a blast. "Brooke do not fake cough me!" LOL, I've done that one. Lydia and Jimmy dancing, lmao!!

"Haley's been like a daughter to me" "And Nathan used to be a son to me" That's right beeyotch, USED, cause you certainly made sure to drive him away. What are you complaining about now? You reap what you sow. "You didn't get married when you were their..." Suuure Deb, stick that foot in your mouth. Geez can you do anything right? And why did she fake that Dan call? Haley was trying to reach out to her. I wonder if when Deb was 18 and SHE ruined Danny's life if May was such a psycho bitch to her too.

Jimmy at the fake ID pic, lol. Such a cool dad; where were the James' hidden last season? And Whitey, hahahaha, "Well you never know. He IS a Scott after all" LMAO, even Whitey makes a crack at this.

"So it really is just about love" "Yeah, what other reason do we need?" Awww. I understand how everybody can be perplexed about these two teens marrying, but if we think of our grandmothers, didn't some of them marry very young as well?

Skills is so wise. "I remember who you used to be. Why not just be him again?" He should open a "Psychiatric Help 5 cents" booth like Lucy in Peanuts; I'd go. "The threesome with the hot fudge" ewww, see I knew Chia had to go all pervy on them. Damn him! Now I wanna know what the letter said. Good one Schwahn, keep the masses coming back for more.

"Well I look forward to the day when we can all break bread and argue about religion and politics, and how best to raise our grandchildren" "Yeah no hurry on that last one by the way" Nathan smiling at that was cute. Such familiarity with the in-laws. Shame Deb made it all so awkward. "It's one thing for you to raise your voice at me but don't come here and dump on my parents. We made our decision, we got married and we're happy. If you're not here to celebrate with us then you should just go home because I don't want you here" GO HALES!!! Everybody gets that Deb has a right to be upset, but her rights end where others begin. She should not go around practically verbally abusing people just because SHE is upset.

"You know what's weirder? Seeing you take my mom's head off back there actually kind of turned me on" Hehehe, glimpses of old pervy Nathan. He's a Scott after all. "5 minutes in the elevator?" "How bout right here?" Yessss! I love playful NH. They are young and in love. I love when they act like it.

"It's not funny Dan, he has a new family now" That's right Ho-Mommy!
"Don't worry. I promise together we'll get our son back" Ohhh, Dan's look was a lil eerie there.

"And for those who say they're too young let me just say, Hell you can drive at 16, go to war at 18, you can drink at 21 and retire at 65. So how old do you have to be, before your love is real?" Awww, Jimmy James, can you adopt me? "So here's to you Haley-Bop. And Nathan, she's your headache now" LOL, Nathan's reaction was so funny there.

"Sometimes people disappoint you. Sometimes they surprise you. But you'll never really get to know them until you listen for what's in their hearts". See Luke, I like you so much better when you are smart and say profound things. Don't ruin it now. "So this is to my brother; and my little sis... in-law, and in love" Awww. Lucas you were awesome this eppy.

Brooke putting back in her mirror a pic of her, Luke and Peyton, very symbolic. I hope things are getting better. Now, I love Peyton and all, but she ended up rating a 9.4 in the website. Wait, was there a French Judge or was the voting done here in Florida?

Keith in that suit at the end. He just needs his Terminator sunglasses and he can go work for the secret service. That Dan with the thumbs up carton, LMAO! Dan's family must be Swiss cause he sure likes the CHEESE!!

"I'm glad you came SON" OMG I almost fell off my couch at that part. Ok people we're gonna start taking bets here on how long is this Phoenix Effect gonna last!

Promo for ep 203:
Nathan, Lucas and Tim hanging out together? Surreal! "Show me the pole!" "That's gonna leave a mark" ROTFLMAO!!! I can't wait to see this. I love the light episodes. It's a drama but the funny stuff balances it out. The Stripper, hmmm. I plead the 5th. "Take me home to my guy" Awww, drunken Haley is pretty cute and funny; next time, just watch out for the pole Sweetie. Shirtless Nathan, YUMMY! All I can say is "THANK YOU SCHWAHN!!!" I bet that part is really Nathan stripping for his WIFE! Those damn WB promo guys, HA! You won't fool me again! (Pretty please?)

Till next time kiddies!!
Denise 1

Some Icons to hold us over til eppy 2

2004-09-25T12:58:00.000-07:00

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Tangled Web Awards

2004-09-22T14:47:00.000-07:00

Yeah, Baby! I'm nominated! Thanks to everyone! Please click on the button to visit the site. All the current nominees are posted and you can read the great fanfics you may have missed. You can also nominate while you are there, or sign up to be a judge. Thanks again, Denise3 aka Ravens23 (vysed)

The Desperate Kingdom of Love Season2 episode1

2004-09-22T08:32:00.000-07:00

First things first: bowdow duhdow duhdow duhdowd dowdoww, I don't wanna be anything other... As soon as I hear that familiar tune, I swear, I go crazy! My poor daughter asked, Aren't you so excited? To which I replied, Shhhh! Shhh! Shh! She laughed. I said, Shh! again.

When Dan opened his eyes it literally scared the crap out of me! I love that in her imagination she believed that the whole town would show up for his funeral! LOL. All I have to say is, Feeling a little guilty, Deb?

Nathan watching Haley sleep and their cute morning after banter, and y'all know I love me some Nathan and Haley, but the realist in me screamed at the television TOOTHPASTE! I was ever so happy to see our nipple ring make its debut for season two, but I was disappointed that it didn't even get a flick from Haley!

Keith and Lucas on the beach. Is it just me or has Keith officially taken on the Herman Munster look? I normally do not like Keith, but he had a few good lines. The Felicity hair comment was HI-LAR-I-OUS. Ashley (my teen) asked, What did he say? to which I replied, Shhhh!

Does it hurt when you think of me? Awe, could this be foreshadowing to a future return of Jake. Oh, Marky Mark, what I wouldn't do for that!

Brooke and her Ho's over Bro's Reunion Tour line had me LMAO. She is really shaping up to me one of my favorite characters. She is awesome by herself. Brooke, honey, stay single! You are getting much better script out of the deal! As for 'the letter'. Yeah, I found myself not caring. It was kind of anti-climactic. I was very glad that the writers did not bore us with the whole long thing just to have Lucas return the next day! LOL

Now, was it just me or when Deb waited to call 911, she was a nice peachy human color, but by the time they got Dan set up in a room, she had become a light hue of bronze. I did not know they had tanning beds in hospitals, but it really is NOT a bad idea! LOL

Well, we're up to the part that just about made me melt! I found a new level of mushiness inside me that I did not realize was there. Haley's flashback to the night before *whew* I need to take a drink here. OK, when Nathan flips Haley over and pulls her up to the top of the bed with him, Oh man! Yowza! Then the dialogue from the preview that we all saw on Monday, OMG OMG OMFG! I'm speechless here. I'm sure there will be much talk of this at FanForum. I will leave the complete insight and wisdom up to Whitney. I'm sure she'll nail it!

Another thing I caught at the hospital was the doctor saying that Dan's heart condition is genetic. Does that mean that Nathan or Lucas could have it as part of their genetic DNA? Hmmm. Then they flashed to Dan's apology speech in his truck just before finding Karen and Keith. He admitted that he was not proud of his actions and he would do anything and everything to keep her. MAN! Just when I am dead set on loving to hate the guy again, he goes and does something perfect. I almost shed a tear when he saw Herman Mun, er, I mean, Keith and MILFH, er, I mean Deb.

Whitey gave a very poignant speech that I, as a member of the over 30 watchers, took to heart. I think that was the first time I ever really thought about the ever-looming regret of the road not taken. I tried to imagine myself old and what would I be regretful about. Yeah, see, I can take a lesson out of the show too! Karen did leave a door open for future episodes by mentioning that she was considering taking classes at the university. Moira looked fabulous last night (nice hair cut, it works for her) and I can see this going somewhere good.

One of the best parts of the entire show for me was Mr. & Mrs. James! My god. I totally recognized the mom. She played in a couple of made for tv movies that I remember and she totally was Haley-esque. I could see it. Huey. Ah, Huey, Huey, Huey. You did very well. I was a little nervous, but you totally sank a whole in one. With the dialogue, I felt like you totally knew Nathan and were not actually in your first scene ever with him. One really good thing came from the comments about him climbing thru the window, I could see that Haley's parents truly trusted her and that explained a lot for me along the lines of why they could accept the marriage. Plus, they very nearly boarderd hippy.
The character Marion was funny too. Her comment about it being a darn shame that Haley was virgin nearly had me rolling off of the couch. The look on Nathan's face was priceless. (Hey there's a priceless ad for my FF pal to do)

Kudos to Lucas for putting Nathan on the reasons to go home side. I love that their relationship is getting stronger for the better. Keith, Dan's an ass; you're an ass; my job, your mother annihilated my heart; and this apartment has a killer view, was enough for ME to stay with him in Charlotte, and I don't even like the guy!

The big thing I was worried about was Deb finding out about the wedding. I am so mad at her, but as a mother, I have to reluctantly admit that I could sort of understand. I don't like how she handled it, but I also don't like that when she tore into Haley, Nathan only said, Mom. How about a, Yo! Child abandoner, you wanna chill on the yelling at my wife? When Haley went to see Karen she seemed genuinely clueless as to why Deb took it so hard. Youngsters, ah, whatta ya gonna do?

Lydia James, There she is smoking crack and sleeping in the gutter. Hey! What exactly is wrong with the gutter? I know quite a few of us turned a long summer into fun by living in that gutter! Nathan can do that to a gal.

I did love the look on Nathan's face when he saw Haley's wedding ring on the CD cover. No matter what Haley would have said would not have changed his mind. His only thought seemed to be getting that ring back on her finger. He was totally hot in that scene, and I personally think that Natalie Merchant and NAS can peacefully co-exist on the shelf. No problem!

Nathan's wedding speech was so believable. I was a little concerned about watching Nathan be romantic. I was wrong. (Yeah, I said it!) He nailed that! Ashley asked me, Are you crying? To which I replied, Shhhhh!

Lucas' coming home was actually pretty exciting. I felt a little giddy when Karen saw him and then when Peyton and Brooke saw him. I have high hopes for the hopefully reformed man-whore.

The last scene ended how I guessed it would. Keith and Deb hugging was just begging to be the moment that Dan opened his eyes. Paul did a great job expressing everything in that one look. I cannot wait for next week!!! How 'bout you? Till next week then. Denise 3
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Hey guys:

So, last night's S2 Premiere was just, WOW, Fabulous! I'm a spoiler addict and still I was surprised by a lot of stuff, so kudos to Mr. Schwahn for a fantastically written episode!

Opening Credits: All the girls got S2 scenes, Barbara was added and the final shot was the party for NH!!! Awww. Oh and Brooke, lay off the silly string!

The funeral home scene in the beginning was creepy, I hate going to those. Dan just lying there and all those people around. There goes the lonely funeral I always pictured him having. What was up with Keith and the Terminator look? Dude, loose the sunglasses! Dan calling Deb a bitch, THANK YOU, you voiced our exact thoughts! Deb's dress' neckline was *gasp* by her neck! (I guess it really was a dream!)

NH in bed was HOT, Schwahn, you slay me, so cute! and they were so playful with each other. Oh and yes, the little sidekick (the nipple ring) made a cameo this whole episode!!! Don't we love continuity? NH talk about a weird dream, very clever Mark, putting in the maybe it was all a dream factor, and then the rings shot. I found myself saying, Forget the phone Nathan, dive in! hehehe

Lucass & Keith at the beach; Could Keith's new haircut make his head look more square? Which made his Whatever you say Felicity comment doubly funny; a: *snort* Good dig, and dude, look in the mirror, if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black! LOL. Keith's, Dan's an ass, you were an ass, your mother broke my heart, LMAO!!!

P&B and the boat, Liquid Assets, lmao! Great name. Now, them skinny dipping? Uh, I know they are hot girls and all, but me thinks certain male writers have been indulging in too many lesbian fantasies here, lol. P&B were awesome together though!

Karen looked so young this ep, it was nice. I was tired of the old lady look. She's a very young mother of a HS kid, remember that make up and wardrobe! Deb was gonna let Dan die! ARGHHH, beeyotch, burn in hell! The assiest ass in the planet! Oooh Deb, ya learn that in your one semester in college at English 101?

We're married now Haley, I'm never gonna hide that, and also I could love you forever. Why can't forever start right now? Awww, that's it, clone the boy STAT, I want one!

Deb going all psycho on Haley, grrr, Beeyotch how dare you! I hope Nathan wants nothing to do with you. If Deb is the new evil character, then she's giving Dan a run for his money!

NH going to her parents, now, early spoilers said Marion was the mom's name, so when my closed captioning said Marion and then showed the lady I was like uh, um, why is Haley's mom black? LOL. Good one Schwahn, you had me there for a while. The James' are just kickass, I loved them! But Lydia's friend Marion takes the cake: Lydia, you know Haley's a virgin; and it's a damn shame if you ask me. ROTFLMAO! Her ogling Nathan and him looking so uncomfortable, lol. Priceless.

Now, all the dialogue for the James' was pretty much all known to me (spoiler whore here, remember?) so after Lydia gave Jimmy her rant about what Haley could become, I was like WTH happened to the voting republican line?!?! It was changed by sleeping in the gutter. What's wrong with the gutter? I mean I practically live there! LOL.

Deb hugging Keith was just, ewww. Poor Danny boy had to see them! DIE DEB, DIE!

Now to end on a positive note, Nathan's vows, *THUD* I melted into a puddle of goo!
Someday this beach might wash away, the oceans may dry, the sun could dim, but on that day I'll still be loving you. Always and Forever. I promise you Haley. *sobbing* Seriously, can we clone him? I was crying. They are so in love, and sure they are young and the odds are against them, but when you see this, how could you not root for them to succeed?!!! This season promises to be GREAT!!!

Previews: A cameo by the twins, they should have their own spot in the opening credits by now. It's like Heather Locklear on Melrose Place; why was she always a guest star? She was always frigging there! Same with the twins, always on prominent display! Deb being hateful, what's new? Though Haley finally getting mad, I was like YES! Send the beeyotch home! Next ep will ROCK!!!!!

Later guys, tune in next week!Denise 1

One Tree Hill

2004-09-03T11:00:00.000-07:00

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WELCOME to My Side of the Hill. I am Denise V (aka Denise3). Look forward each week to getting the low down, play by play of everything that our favorite characters have gotten themselves into… from my point of view of course! Not always predictable, certainly sarcastic, and always straight shooting. Also, check out Denise1's own commentary on the episode at D1's Corner below.

I am a big fan of looking at Tree Hill thru all the angles that creator Mark Schwahn throws at us. I especially favor the Nathan/Lucas/Haley dynamic that is coming about. Not a romantic triangle, but a friendship that I can't wait to see explored. I also am a big N/H shipper. But don't worry, this will not be ALL N/H. I plan on hitting every storyline. The good, the bad, and the undetermined. For more info on me, visit my profile on this page.

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Remember One Tree Hill season 2 premiers on September 21, 2004, at 9est/8cst.

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Hello Lovelies!

I'm Denise P., most commonly known in FF as Denise 1, since there are 3 Denises there. A lil about myself? Well, I'm mid 20's, a tad sarcastic, a bit of a kidder, a ton of a romantic and currently trying to avoid a hectic hurricane season in Miami, FL. The One Tree Hill board IN FF is our home in cyber space, where we can talk about the show to our hearts content. Check the place out, you'll love it!

D3 (Denise V.) has created this lovely OTH blog, and I look forward to posting my rants and raves every Wednesday after the show. So much happened in the first season, and it looks like even juicier stuff will go down in Tree Hill this second season. (Mark Schwahn, you're my hero, LOL)

Last season the 5 main teens had their lives turned upside down. It all turned full circle, and after a year of Nathan and Lucas hating each other, they made some sort of peace between them. Nathan and Haley got together, faced many relationship issues and in the end got married. The Peyton, Lucass, Brooke triangle ended in a fine mess, leaving the former best friends trying to patch up their friendship and Luke leaving town with his heartbroken Uncle Keith.

The 5 main adults had their own drama to contend with Whitey ending up in the hospital and the remaining four adults playing musical beds (sometimes figuratively speaking, sometimes LITERALY!) Karen refused Keith's marriage proposal, and befriended Deb, while Deb in turn separated from Dan and wound up getting down (on the floor) with Dan's brother Keith. Enough to make your head spin right?

We saw some departures as well, as we bid adieu to Jake and Baby Jenny, and finally got rid of skanky Nicki (May we never see your eye liner infested face again!). Mouth had some interesting run-ins of the Brooke-kind, and Tim, well, Timmy had his own MILF moments and boy, can we get the boy some dance lessons?

Well, so tune in for Season Two, where the drama and comedy continues to ensue. Will the NH marriage work? Will B & P patch their frail friendship? Will Lucass get his head out his ... you know what, and redeem himself? Will the adults finally grow up and make sound decisions? Tune in September 21 to the froggy network and we shall see. Mr. Schwahn, we leave it in your hands.

Later lovelies!!!
Denise 1